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@elke.cafe
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20something ~ they/she ~ i do all my own stunts ~ pfp by @alextwt.bsky.social

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elke @elke.cafe · 02/10/2026
average video essay in 2030
youtube video duration in the thumbnail (about 11.3 thousand hours long)
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elke @elke.cafe · 02/10/2026
chess where all the pieces are these bad boys
wooden block toys assembled into vague building shapes
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elke @elke.cafe · 01/10/2026
obligatory
carving on a pumpkin with a wide mischievous grin captions with "it's ween"
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elke @elke.cafe · 20/09/2026
partaking in my favorite activity of Long
10 minutes 44 seconds
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elke @elke.cafe · 01/09/2026
cool bird i saw
zoomed in photo of a bird standing on one of the support beams of a wooden outdoor table thing, looking off over the side (the bird jumped off like a second after i took this photo)
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elke @elke.cafe · 27/08/2026
it is august
the christmas aisle in the big tesco thats inexplicably already up
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elke @elke.cafe · 13/08/2026
cool beetle hitchhiking on my gfs beanie
very solid looking beetle the size of a thumb sitting on a minecraft bee beanie. it's dark with a yellow-green shiny surface, not sure what it is exactly. i'm in valencia if it helps narrow it down
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elke @elke.cafe · 05/08/2026
greatly improved bsky experience
top of the bluesky timeline on mobile, showing the following feed and the "Birds! 🦉" feed
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elke @elke.cafe · 02/08/2026
enrichment
song thats 22m51s long
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elke @elke.cafe · 19/07/2026
like this is sort of insane right im probably missing some because theres So fucking many
list of albums from bands i enjoy that were released/are releasing in 2026 (in no particular order): 
- loathe - a stranger to you
- cult of luna - in the shadow of your shadow
- boards of canada - inferno 
- playgrounded - a flower to water
- port noir - the dark we keep 
- the gloom in the corner - royal discordance
- above, below - i guess it was nowhere
- sylosis - the new flesh
- converge - love is not enough
- converge - hum of hurt
- periphery - a pale white dot
- the ocean - solaris
- if these trees could talk - the hidden hand
- russian circles - nine
- 156/silence - from a distance
- hippotraktor - annihilist
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elke @elke.cafe · 06/06/2026
instagram story q&a thing with a closeup of a borzoi's face, the question is "do you like music?", the answer is "i hate music especially songs and albums"
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elke @elke.cafe · 24/05/2026
ah that explains it
google translate translating orb to orb
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elke @elke.cafe · 11/05/2026
breaking news: fork found in kitchen
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elke @elke.cafe · 07/05/2026
elkesong before i go to bed, featuring lowkey my favorite cover art ive done for sevencs so far sevencs.bandcamp.com/track/scaffold
cover art, featuring a kinda organic looking hole-y structure in the foreground with an abstract arrangement of streaks and splinters in the background
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elke @elke.cafe · 04/05/2026
advantage of laptop that ive never really used until recently
my laptop rendering a song while i'm on a train
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elke @elke.cafe · 01/05/2026
im normal and can be trusted with a paycheck
many downloads for albums by the callous daoboys, dirge, isis and master boot record. there's too many to fit in 1 screenshot and it's cut off at the bottom
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elke @elke.cafe · 29/04/2026
as a treat
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elke @elke.cafe · 03/04/2026
sneaky preview
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elke @elke.cafe · 14/03/2026
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elke @elke.cafe · 04/03/2026
slug for the tl
nia (a tuxedo cat) having a little sleep on my bed with all her paws tucked in
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elke @elke.cafe · 02/03/2026
lump for the tl
nia (a tuxedo cat) flopped on the floor in her trademarked blobular fashion staring at me
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elke @elke.cafe · 31/01/2026
forgets to attach the image because im smart
a collection of 88x31 buttons on elke.cafe, the new ones being a heavily downscaled cow tools comic and illegal.trading
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elke @elke.cafe · 17/12/2025
hmmm
shitty drawing of 2 rats wearing pants. one is wearing them correctly, one is wearing them incorrectly. which is which is left as an exercise to the viewer.
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elke @elke.cafe · 05/11/2025
literally every time the media talks about polanski or mamdani
that 1 scene from the simpsons where martin and bart both put up posters that say "a vote for bart is a vote for anarchy!"
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elke @elke.cafe · 08/09/2025
not the weirdest way ive ever been asked out tbf
"Join our partners!", then 2 radio buttons for "I consent" and "I do not consent"
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elke @elke.cafe · 19/08/2025
anyway, new shypho song "Moving Shadows" next week sneaky bandcamp pre-release on tuesday (august 26th) streaming release on thursday (august 28th) hopefully it was worth the wait #music #electronicmusic #techno
cover art. it's a photo of the north sea taken from the coast somewhere in scotland with some blurry abstract geometric shapes over the top. the whole image is tinted various shades of blue and purple, and the text "moving shadows" sits just on the horizon.
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elke @elke.cafe · 04/08/2025
🎉
"We have checked over your release and it is now ready for distribution. We will now begin delivering this release to the stores you have selected."
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elke @elke.cafe · 25/07/2025
hey buy @schnumn.bsky.social and @sheepdog6k.bsky.social's book its very good www.etsy.com/uk/listing/4...
me holding the "Nyaegling" comic in my gay little hand
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elke @elke.cafe · 23/07/2025
man
popup in bsky settings: "age assurance, the laws in your location require you to verify you're an adult before accessing certain features, like adult content and direct messaging"
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elke @elke.cafe · 26/04/2025
throws you with one of these
one of those tennis ball thrower thingys you use to yeet a ball really far so a dog sprints after it for enrichment
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