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Eljwop

@eljwop.bsky.social
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She/They, 22, pfp picrew, crab is getting u im a rat I also go by Jir0we in a bunch of places! en.pronouns.page/@jir0we

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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 05/09/2026
My cousin’s shirt took me a second. He said “it’s great because anyone who would be offended by it couldn’t understand it anyway.”
A shirt with the following words in rainbow colors:
Fluorine
Uranium
Carbon
Potassium
Titanium
Rubidium
Uranium
Magnesium
Platinum
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Eljwop @eljwop.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
the rats love to be blitzkrieged by migraines masquerading as malnutrition but the rats are nutritioned! they are false! they herring until they are red!!!!! fuck my head hurts man
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/08/2026
‘This Is Like Something Out Of A David Lynch Film,’ Says Man Driving Car With Headlights On
‘This Is Like Something Out Of A David Lynch Film,’ Says Man Driving Car With Headlights On
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Eljwop @eljwop.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
the rats love buck bumble
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Eljwop @eljwop.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
rats from norway!!!!! viking rats!!!
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🕸️Tᴏᴘsɪᴇ⛧ʎʌɹnꓕ🕸️ @topsieturvy.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
saw this miku coded top so of course i had to draw her in it! 🎵
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Eljwop @eljwop.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
rats! skin!
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Eljwop @eljwop.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
do you think a rat has ever done coke that it found on the street cuz it saw it and said “woah snow” cuz a rat knows what snow is and uses the word snow for it yup crazy i know but rat coke…?
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Eljwop @eljwop.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
to gwen!
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Eljwop @eljwop.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
oh true, sorry friend i took a nap i feel better now m
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Eljwop @eljwop.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
well maybe im fucking tired command, did you ever think about that, huh? stupid fucking wabbit. too much ear. too wittle brain. gods worst creature.
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Eljwop @eljwop.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
i need to rewatch ratatoing at 3am while high as fuck…i crave
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Eljwop @eljwop.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
i woke up and he was looking at me like this and does he think im food? im not food. im a hooman. pls dont eat me :(
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Eljwop @eljwop.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
ok you are disqualified
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Eljwop @eljwop.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
ok idk poll: ideas to make cat or bunny stew
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Eljwop @eljwop.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
how make poll
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Eljwop @eljwop.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
yeah exactly just one carrot with no hidden pots anywhere! do u want it
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Eljwop @eljwop.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
do u want a carrot
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Eljwop @eljwop.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
i lied im making bunny stew again. i love rats too much to do this to them. i put carrots in a pot and the bunnies flocked to me
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Eljwop @eljwop.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
can i eat a rat for brekky
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Eljwop @eljwop.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
he slept like this all day i love cats theyre way cooler than rats
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Eljwop @eljwop.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
the rats feel like maybe lifting conversion therapy bans and allowing doctors to refuse to treat patients they dont agree with are bad things all this to say what the fuck GR MI
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Eljwop @eljwop.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
the rats are munching on some tasty copper cables located at {insert dc location here} yummers, said the rats hellfire rained upon them
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Eljwop @eljwop.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
nobody responded you get cats which are again not rats
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Eljwop @eljwop.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
poll: respond meow or “absolutely fucking not.” should i start catposting in addition to ratposting
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Eljwop @eljwop.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
cat (notably not a rat but sure as hell bites like one)
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Eljwop @eljwop.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
sometimes rats get parasites. sometimes its because of lettuce. sometimes the government denies the lettuce. the rats want to riot. the rats cannot riot as they cannot leave the toilet. the rats are very frustrated at this. lend a rat a pitchfork today.
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Eljwop @eljwop.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
i say “gay” and the gays like my post… how interesting….
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Eljwop @eljwop.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
gay
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Silver "Skateboard" Shorthair @silver.catsmp.gay · 18/07/2026
I drew another set of matching pfps for @commandtm.catsmp.gay and I!!!! The background is a 3D render I made and I think it looks pretty neat too!!! #yuri #art #morewholesomethancitrus
A catgirl and a bunnygirl sitting on a ledge next to two bodies of water.
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Eljwop @eljwop.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
if the rats step outside rn it feels like they are breathing in cement like holy fuck this shit hurts guys
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Eljwop @eljwop.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
ok but serious post to midwesterners stay safe parasites and smoke are not a fun combo
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Eljwop @eljwop.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
the rats might choke to death due to the breathable cement outside but its ok global warming makes us feel all fuzzy inside right guys right oh… ffuccck
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Eljwop @eljwop.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
the rats are gonna start chewing on some wires if AI doesnt chill tf out its lowk annoying
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Eljwop @eljwop.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
what if all this ratposting has been a core part of who i am today and im more than a rat, im THE rat……….
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Eljwop @eljwop.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
the rats are desperately in love with their wives and get headaches when they leav- stop saying i have bpd i will end yo ahh
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Eljwop @eljwop.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
rats space engineer two wheel physics are amazingly ratty
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Eljwop @eljwop.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
space engineering rats omg its the second day ones!!!
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Eljwop @eljwop.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
ok the rats and the rats wife are doing well again if i was omni man id love my wife
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Eljwop @eljwop.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
HELP THE RATS WIFE DOESNT LIKE THE RATS TALKING SHIT ABOUT THE WIFE ON THE INTERNET AAAAHHHH
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Eljwop @eljwop.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
ok the rats wife may not be redeemable she wlalows in sin its too late chat
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Eljwop @eljwop.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
the rats wife isnt doing well
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Eljwop @eljwop.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
the rats hate their wife
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Eljwop @eljwop.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
the rats go to winterhold
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Eljwop @eljwop.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
the rats dont understand the deltarune hyp- why the fuck am i growing gigantic ears
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Eljwop @eljwop.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
the rats have voices in their head again :D
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Eljwop @eljwop.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
the rats have a dreadful headache from all this so called intelligence
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Eljwop @eljwop.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
salad! the poor are HEALTHY and GOOD but the rich are like MCDONALDS BURGER they are BAD and EVIL and THE IDF or something
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Eljwop @eljwop.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
we should eat all the bunnies then if theyre so rich
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Eljwop @eljwop.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
a rat is not a cat and is also not a bat or an autocrat or a pratt thats a chris and not a sabbat and i know i pronounced it wrong and not a frat and not a LAAT and not a vat and not a pat and not a hat and not a kat with a k gotta cover spellings and not a matt or a mat and also not a microwave
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