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El J Gales

@eljgales2.bsky.social
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Fick erf, you sad pathtic winker. Long-suffering Ospreys fan. Fuck the WRU.

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Daniel @djbarc.bsky.social · 23h
What's the charge?
Photo of a flower bed with a sign reading "Succulent Bed"
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El J Gales @eljgales2.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We don't half miss Dan Kasende's kick compete at restarts.
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El J Gales @eljgales2.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Good half by the Ospreys.
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El J Gales @eljgales2.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oooh, you're gonna have a good time - hairy in Aberdare?
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El J Gales @eljgales2.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm sorry, that was just noise
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El J Gales @eljgales2.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Donald Trump goes into a florists and ask for some flowers. Orchids? No, just the flowers today
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El J Gales @eljgales2.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ryhyhyhy
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El J Gales @eljgales2.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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El J Gales @eljgales2.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Name the only rugby player in history whose name contains two bodily functions.
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El J Gales @eljgales2.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
News reporter stood outside with her corset top and boobs in the background going ‘The corset top is struggling to contain the boobs outside this hotel in Epping Forest, back to you in the studio…’
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El J Gales @eljgales2.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This headline makes her ‘corset top’ sound like a line of riot police and her boobs dressed all in black with masks shouting throwing bricks.
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El J Gales @eljgales2.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Anyone fancy Scotland over Christmas?
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El J Gales @eljgales2.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When someone REALLY doesn't like Rugby League...
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Daniel @djbarc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Classic Britain: Only after they've done all the bad shit & caused all the suffering does the line get drawn & anything beyond that line is what counts. Brexit, not capping energy profits or hikes, facilitating wars & genocides - all inconsequential. Iran pushing back - THIS is what's harming us
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El J Gales @eljgales2.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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El J Gales @eljgales2.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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El J Gales @eljgales2.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"What is the charge? Winning a title? A succulent Premiership title?"
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El J Gales @eljgales2.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
He fucking knew. #mancity #premierleague
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Daniel @djbarc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
On today's edition of "Saying dumb shit for attention, Kai gets angry at people drinking things.
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El J Gales @eljgales2.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Maybe they're talking about illegal Mexican/Spanish migrantes, like 'El Gigante Migrante', the Mexican wrestler that carried 2 super dinghies over, one under each arm. Why oh why are they always fucking illiterate?
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El J Gales @eljgales2.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
He's not Joey Barton, he's rubbish!
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Daniel @djbarc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Donald Trump's approach to public, federal and national institutions as dogs - THREAD: The John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts
A dog pissing on a tree
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El J Gales @eljgales2.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
That's tonight's wank sorted 👌
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Jennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Morally vacant and beyond redemption; they continue to defend him.
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Daniel @djbarc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
What I mumble under my breath when I get sent to the other room in the middle of the night.
Anto-snoring Mouthpiece
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Benny Brycheiniog @cupking11.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Rugby question of the weekend, when did @edjenx.bsky.social sign for Cardiff?
#KeptThatQuiet
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El J Gales @eljgales2.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You’re sacked too, because you do this all the time!
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El J Gales @eljgales2.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
50 Shades of Greyhound
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Ann Hopcyn @annhopcyn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A 3-0 nawr!
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El J Gales @eljgales2.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
And it's Super Brentford, Super Brentford FC 🐝🐝🐝
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El J Gales @eljgales2.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If the Data Centre opens up near Ferodo, will it be powering Bangor AI?
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El J Gales @eljgales2.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Americans: to enjoy the atmosphere in a Glaswegian pub, tell everyone that Scotland is your favourite part of England. They’ll like you for doing this so much, they’ll actually give you a kiss! 😘
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El J Gales @eljgales2.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Huge if true. 👀
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El J Gales @eljgales2.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Anyone missing a delivery?
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El J Gales @eljgales2.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Raheem Sterling has admitted to dangerous driving. It takes him six points clear of Spurs 😄
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El J Gales @eljgales2.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Gutted that Ross Smith has changed his walk on music. It's because of him I love Red Light Spells Danger so much. #darts #worldseriesfinals
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El J Gales @eljgales2.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
@edjenx.bsky.social what you up to this weekend?
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El J Gales @eljgales2.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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El J Gales @eljgales2.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... "With deep regret, I am now standing down from this position due to personal reasons; those personal reasons being that I personally assaulted someone and engaged in coercive behaviour. Stop the boats!”
bbc.co.uk
Reform's Dan Thomas resigns as Wales leader after being arrested
Dan Thomas says he was been released without charge by the police.
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El J Gales @eljgales2.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Two questions: How and Why?
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El J Gales @eljgales2.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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El J Gales @eljgales2.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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El J Gales @eljgales2.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
No thanks Radio 4, I don't want to be part of your sex festival
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Daniel @djbarc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
TRUMP IS IN THE RA! 🇮🇪 🇮🇪 🇮🇪
Trump quote:

"Well, I don't want to cause any problems, but I will tell you I'd love to see it unified.

I have friends on both sides, great people. They're Irish people. How can they be bad, right?

I'd love to see it unified. I think it would be a great feather in everybody's cap if that happened. It’s going to happen eventually.

You know what? The way I look at it, it's going to happen eventually. It may as well happen now.

We're talking about it and you got the right man over here to get it moving.

But, yeah, I think it would be a fantastic thing.

Now the UK will have something to say about it, obviously. But I think it would be a great thing. I mean, how can it be bad?"
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El J Gales @eljgales2.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Anyone fancy a bugger?
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Daniel @djbarc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Picking your nose & eating it - normal, everybody does it ✅ Picking your nose, spreading it on toast & eating it- you're a filthy bastard Daniel, my mum wants us to leave, you've upset her guests why are you like this? ❌ You just can't win with these people.
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Daniel @djbarc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Come on UK press, you're holding back......
The Green Bastard from Trailer Park Boys
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El J Gales @eljgales2.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Eddie are you OK, Are you OK, Eddie?
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El J Gales @eljgales2.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Hi @edjenx.bsky.social
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El J Gales @eljgales2.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
My dog is very old, past it and can hardly move now, so I have renamed him Everton 😁
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