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Eliza Bennet

@elizabennet.bsky.social
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Eliza Bennet @elizabennet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thank feck for that #TheCelebrityTraitors
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Eliza Bennet @elizabennet.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m gutted it’s a boy, we don’t need another male Grundy but also no Dolly Bartlebina :-( #TheArchers
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Eliza Bennet @elizabennet.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A bit disappointed Anna’s said no to the Black Mass #TheArchers
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Eliza Bennet @elizabennet.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
So Carol died of praying, well done Alan #TheArchers
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Eliza Bennet @elizabennet.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Here are the flowers Carol is going to choose for Anna #TheArchers
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Giant Carnivorous Plant with Teeth
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Eliza Bennet @elizabennet.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Mr Darcy who does not listen to #TheArchers has just heard Lily and Carpet waking up together and gone Oh god no WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER
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Eliza Bennet @elizabennet.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
One of our cats used to catch bats and we had to hang them on the washing line until they recovered and flew off, do that Carol, he’ll be fine #TheArchers
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Eliza Bennet @elizabennet.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I think they might have managed to cock up in *both* languages here which is quite impressive in its way
Signpost saying Taff Trial/Taith Tâf
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Eliza Bennet @elizabennet.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Monty’s adoption must be the quickest ever especially when rescues are absolutely inundated with dogs in need, what are the odds, eh #TheArchers
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Eliza Bennet @elizabennet.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If there isn’t a two minute silence and a mandatory singalong to Coat of Many Colours in the Bull tonight I will be very unimpressed #TheArchers
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Eliza Bennet @elizabennet.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Ah no, not Dolly, not yet :-(
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Eliza Bennet @elizabennet.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Lily and Harrison #TheArchers
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Clint Eastwood's Disgusted Look in Gran Torino
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Eliza Bennet @elizabennet.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
In future, when people question why I love Lyndibots, I shall refer them to this episode because she was *magnificent* #TheArchers
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Eliza Bennet @elizabennet.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
“He may be allowed home, but only with very strict conditions - he has to wear a little ankle tag and attend meetings with his probation officer twice a week” #TheArchers
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Eliza Bennet @elizabennet.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Please Clacton do the right thing this time and vote for the bin today eh
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Eliza Bennet @elizabennet.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Clearly this B&B funeral family are dodgy AF, I reckon they’re werewolves and are framing poor Monty after the boys were unable to resist a field full of meat in woolly jumpers #TheArchers
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Eliza Bennet @elizabennet.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Mr Darcy who is a fan of neither dogs nor #TheArchers is utterly convinced that Monty has been fitted up
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Eliza Bennet @elizabennet.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I’m with Lyndibots, there’s clearly some mistake, Monty is innocent, they must have mixed up his DNA sample with Clive Horrobin’s #TheArchers
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Eliza Bennet @elizabennet.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I thought it was an offence to impersonate a police officer #R4Today
Kemi Badenoch shamelessly cosplaying as a police officer
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Eliza Bennet @elizabennet.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Run, Lottie, run #TheArchers
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Eliza Bennet @elizabennet.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
For reasons best not examined too closely the Bennet-Darcy family has been re-watching ‘Allo ‘Allo and I can honestly say that the relationship between Helga and Herr Flick is still one of the most disturbing things ever televised
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Eliza Bennet @elizabennet.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Things I have irrationally taken against, part 31: Railway stations being almost universally called train stations
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Eliza Bennet @elizabennet.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Mr Darcy just said that Amber’s mother always sounds as if she’s reading an Acorn Antiques script and now I will never be able to take her seriously ever again #TheArchers
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Eliza Bennet @elizabennet.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
There are so many totally unconvincing couples in Ambridge they might as well all swap and see if any of the others suit #TheArchers
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Eliza Bennet @elizabennet.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Go Kirsty x #TheArchers
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Eliza Bennet @elizabennet.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Things I have irrationally taken against, part 30: *The Disney version of Winnie-the-Pooh* Yes, I know I should be over this by now. It’s been 65 years since they took a perfect thing and ruined it. But I’m not. I never will be. It’s horrible.
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Eliza Bennet @elizabennet.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I wouldn’t wish for anyone to die the way Ann Widdecombe died but they seem to be putting in a bid for her actual canonisation on #R4Today and it is unedifying to listen to
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Eliza Bennet @elizabennet.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I grasped that it was a royal. I’m still mystified as to which one. I admit that my interest in royals is fairly negligible. #TheArchers
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Eliza Bennet @elizabennet.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Mr Darcy (who absolutely does not listen to #TheArchers) just demanded to know why there has been no mention of the single wicket competition and I honestly can’t remember if it’s already happened or not
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Eliza Bennet @elizabennet.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Well done Susan for finally noticing that Tracy has been looking after your dad for the last fifteen years, I wish you joy of Bert in your dining room #TheArchers
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Eliza Bennet @elizabennet.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Things I have irrationally taken against, Part 29: Hydrangeas
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Eliza Bennet @elizabennet.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
So Kate has been Brianed and Kirsty has been Kated #TheArchers
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Eliza Bennet @elizabennet.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
You are dead fecking right, Keira. Your brother is not your responsibility. I like you. #TheArchers
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Eliza Bennet @elizabennet.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I have been bitten by a bloody buggery horsefly again
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Deedee Roper: I Am Fuming Right Now
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Eliza Bennet @elizabennet.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Kate is turning into the Wise Woman of Ambridge, there’s hope for us all #TheArchers
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Eliza Bennet @elizabennet.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
This is all getting a bit Fawlty Towers, hoping it’s a Siberian hamster #TheArchers
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Eliza Bennet @elizabennet.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
So in love with this handsome lad
Big gorgeous grey cat with Roger Moore eyebrow and contented smile poses on his green fleecy blanket
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Eliza Bennet @elizabennet.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Very worried that the Prof is off to Dignitas Actually feeling very anxious about it I love Jim very much and I don’t want him to die alone amongst some Alps #TheArchers
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Eliza Bennet @elizabennet.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Now’s your chance, Stella! Say no, we’re not still getting married and run for the hills #TheArchers
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Kyoshi: Run Away! (Monty Python)
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Eliza Bennet @elizabennet.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
No David sheep are *not* different animals once they’ve been shorn, they‘re still sheep and they’re still brighter than you #TheArchers
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Rebelmediahu Fidesz: Sheep with a Bucket
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Eliza Bennet @elizabennet.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Jakob is pure gold as ever #TheArchers
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Eliza Bennet @elizabennet.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
This delightful gentleman has been living with us for nearly two months now and he appears increasingly satisfied with the arrangement
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Eliza Bennet @elizabennet.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Rex to Brine right now #TheArchers
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Missshirlen Christiania: And Another Thing...
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Eliza Bennet @elizabennet.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
How lovely to hear Martin again #TheArchers
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Annoyed Woman's Farewell
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Eliza Bennet @elizabennet.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
If Gnasher tries to lay a single claw on our Tony’s tools tonight I will not be answerable for my actions #TheArchers
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Eliza Bennet @elizabennet.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
The Fitbit app is now Google Health and I can no longer find or use anything at all Can anyone recommend another calorie tracker because this feature is now so useless I might as well tell it I’ve had three capybaras and a strawberry and it’ll be as accurate as trying to tell it what I actually ate
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Eliza Bennet @elizabennet.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I’ve just realised #TheArchers is over and I don’t remember hearing a single word of it
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Eliza Bennet @elizabennet.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Well that all went ever so well I thought #TheArchers
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Eliza Bennet @elizabennet.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I have my very own annoying old person and he drives me insane at times but honestly I’m on Carol’s side here, Anna just comes round to harangue her, you don’t get anywhere with cantankerous old gits that way #TheArchers
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Eliza Bennet @elizabennet.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
My heart is breaking for lovely Brad, can we have a whip round and hire a hitman to take Den out, he’s a tosser #TheArchers
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