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Eliot Andersen

@eliotandersen.bsky.social
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Cumbrian Labourite (remotely) in Westminster. Railways. Writes stuff. Mexicano honorario.

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Eliot Andersen @eliotandersen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And if you think Freddo price inflation is bad, wait til you see Games Workshop miniatures.
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Eliot Andersen @eliotandersen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My school trip was clearly done on the cheap, as it was 6 seasick hours on the ferry from Portsmouth to Le Havre.
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Eliot Andersen @eliotandersen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
About that - www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...
mirror.co.uk
Kemi Badenoch branded 'out of touch' for stance on fox hunting after vile video
EXCLUSIVE: Footage shows a Heythrop Hunt kennel huntsman climbing into woodland near the village of Lower Swell to recover the body of the fox and then running away with it
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Eliot Andersen @eliotandersen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I can't believe Kemi, of all people, would be wrong.
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Eliot Andersen @eliotandersen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
And sometimes the leadership tries to stitch-up a by-election candidate selection and you beat them. I’ll always remember the satisfaction of seeing Dear Leader’s representative’s disappointment in the room when he came to make sure we voted the right way. He’s probably at the Green conference.
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Eliot Andersen @eliotandersen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That Big Dog wasn’t gonna save itself.
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Eliot Andersen @eliotandersen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Star Wars ‘77 but it’s the Meco cut.
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Eliot Andersen @eliotandersen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I foolishly assumed it was an unknown sequel to "The Country Bears" (2002, 29% RT score).
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Eliot Andersen @eliotandersen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Clearly a story Fourth Age hobbit parents tell their children to get them to bath. “Bathtime or the Nazgûl will get you”
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Eliot Andersen @eliotandersen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They used the eagles, duh.
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Eliot Andersen @eliotandersen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’ve skipped every single MCU movie.
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Eliot Andersen @eliotandersen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A history of Windows versions according to Roy Hodgson.
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Luis Suárez's Freaky Friday Reaction
ALT: Luis Suárez's Freaky Friday Reaction
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Eliot Andersen @eliotandersen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Also, my biggest takeaway from "6 major deaths" is - you have too many characters in this movie.
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Eliot Andersen @eliotandersen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's 2nd October and some neighbours have started erecting Halloween decorations.
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Eliot Andersen @eliotandersen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh good, me too
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Eliot Andersen @eliotandersen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I used to use that one, in my days as a train guard.
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Eliot Andersen @eliotandersen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"For the Architects of Yes" - great to see Stewart Pearson's got himself a new gig.
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Eliot Andersen @eliotandersen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Professional northerners who aren’t even from the Real North.
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Eliot Andersen @eliotandersen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That and the lack of access to ingredients (due to a lack of demand for authenticity because there are so few Mexicans in the UK).
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Eliot Andersen @eliotandersen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The counterpoint is the bros who say they want "morally grey" characters, and what they always mean by that are characters who are complete arseholes.
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Eliot Andersen @eliotandersen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This one always gets me - bsky.app/profile/elio...
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Eliot Andersen @eliotandersen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Deepfake Terence Stamp and he still has to act with a tennis ball on a stick.
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Eliot Andersen @eliotandersen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I got a D in it at A-level, so frankly I think the General Synod needs to listen to me.
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Eliot Andersen @eliotandersen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It was fascinating to go to Mexico and discover that, particularly in more rural areas, the cars were mostly European models.
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Eliot Andersen @eliotandersen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Whenever I think of WDW, I always think of that undeveloped bit of swamp just off the Epcot exit ramp.
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Eliot Andersen @eliotandersen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’ve worked for MPs for 13 years, so that’ll do it.
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Eliot Andersen @eliotandersen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ah, The Force Awakens effect. Now to check who the director was… oh.
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Eliot Andersen @eliotandersen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
10, and not all through choice.
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Eliot Andersen @eliotandersen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You beating my score was the only outcome acceptable to me.
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Eliot Andersen @eliotandersen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’ve beaten my own record somewhat… MP Chain 🏛️ I recognised 2️⃣8️⃣9️⃣ MPs in a row. How long is your chain? toys.jamesomalley.co.uk/mpchain/
toys.jamesomalley.co.uk
MP Chain — How many MPs can you recognise?
Pick the named MP from two portraits. One wrong answer ends your chain.
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Eliot Andersen @eliotandersen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’ve beaten my own record somewhat… MP Chain 🏛️ I recognised 2️⃣8️⃣9️⃣ MPs in a row. How long is your chain? toys.jamesomalley.co.uk/mpchain/
toys.jamesomalley.co.uk
MP Chain — How many MPs can you recognise?
Pick the named MP from two portraits. One wrong answer ends your chain.
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Eliot Andersen @eliotandersen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/elio...
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Eliot Andersen @eliotandersen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Good to know my career has not been wasted. 2024 intake Lib Dem men are where I draw a blank.
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Eliot Andersen @eliotandersen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
MP Chain 🏛️ I recognised 1️⃣3️⃣5️⃣ MPs in a row. Only two guesses… How long is your chain? toys.jamesomalley.co.uk/mpchain/
toys.jamesomalley.co.uk
MP Chain — How many MPs can you recognise?
Pick the named MP from two portraits. One wrong answer ends your chain.
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Eliot Andersen @eliotandersen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
To me, the argument for HS2 was the inverse of the argument for Heathrow third runway. The existing trains are at their maximum capacity - but the planes aren’t all 747s/A380s. It would be like running mostly five-carriage trains on the WCML and claiming it’s full.
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Eliot Andersen @eliotandersen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Missing a few of the classics there. Masters of Teras Kasi? Demolition? Yoda Stories?
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Eliot Andersen @eliotandersen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I just don’t even think they’re a particularly profitable venture. I was trying to find out information about a chartered Pullman train last year. It was tied into the new Wicked movie, with probably c.100-150 influencers aboard. I think I found three of them who’d posted about it?
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Eliot Andersen @eliotandersen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sorry... MP Recall 🏛️ I named 188/649 current MPs in ten minutes. 🟥 128/403 LAB 🟦 36/118 CON 🟧 5/71 LD ⬜ 2/11 IND 🩵 6/8 REF 🟨 1/8 SNP 🟥🟦 3/5 DUP 🟢 3/5 GRN 🟪 2/2 YP 🟫 1/1 RB ⬛ 1/1 SPK Can you beat me? toys.jamesomalley.co.uk/mprecall/
toys.jamesomalley.co.uk
MP Recall — How many MPs can you remember?
Name as many current UK MPs as you can in five minutes.
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Eliot Andersen @eliotandersen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Challenge accepted.
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Eliot Andersen @eliotandersen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
MP Recall 🏛️ I named 91/649 current MPs in five minutes. 🟥 64/403 LAB 🟦 11/118 CON 🟧 2/71 LD ⬜ 2/11 IND 🩵 6/8 REF 🟥🟦 1/5 DUP 🟢🟡 1/2 SDLP 🟪 2/2 YP 🟫 1/1 RB ⬛ 1/1 SPK Can you beat me? toys.jamesomalley.co.uk/mprecall/
toys.jamesomalley.co.uk
MP Recall — How many MPs can you remember?
Name as many current UK MPs as you can in five minutes.
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Eliot Andersen @eliotandersen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I think it was much more of a thing when we had a healthy and active local press, particularly where it was independently owned. There's no way to get that kind of (positive) reach with the people who can actually vote for you today.
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Eliot Andersen @eliotandersen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's the Dudding Hill Line... and a bit of the North London... and a bit of the Hounslow loop. More importantly, it needs to be electrified.
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Eliot Andersen @eliotandersen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Alternatively, the xx:30 GWR departures from Paddington calling at Temple Meads seem to be running, but diverted between Reading and Bath. www.realtimetrains.co.uk/search/detai...
realtimetrains.co.uk
Realtime Trains | Just a moment
Realtime Trains is an independent source of live realtime running information for the Great British railway network.
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Eliot Andersen @eliotandersen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You could also do CrossCountry from Birmingham to Bristol (Parkway or Temple Meads) and change there for a Cardiff train.
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Eliot Andersen @eliotandersen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
www.gwr.com/travel-infor...
gwr.com
Live Train Times and Journey Updates | Great Western Railway
See the Great Western Railway TrainTracker for live departure times and up-to-the-minute train journey updates.
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Eliot Andersen @eliotandersen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
GWR official advice: Your train ticket can be used at no extra cost on the following rail operators: > Avanti between Euston and Birmingham New St. > CrossCountry between Birmingham NS and Cardiff. > SWR between Waterloo and Salisbury, from where you can connect on to our services towards Cardiff.
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Eliot Andersen @eliotandersen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I accompanied my then-boss to a parliamentary event she was speaking at, alongside Michael Gove. He spent most of his speech looking at me in the audience (positioned at the front to take a photo of my boss speaking), making it one of the most terrifying experiences of my life.
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Eliot Andersen @eliotandersen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Many people think the Leader of the House should conduct online polls to decide if SIs are affirmative or negative.
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Eliot Andersen @eliotandersen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Public transport in particular seems to be a magnet for the ignorance. bsky.app/profile/stea...
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Eliot Andersen @eliotandersen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I think we’re deep in an ignorance crisis, caused primarily by people’s phone addiction - for example, the two (three?) people having a full blown conversation on the pavement outside my (open) bedroom window at 0630 this morning. It was still dark!
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