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Elissa Laderach

@elilad.bsky.social
80 followers 43 following 49 posts

🏡🏋️‍♀️🏊‍♀️🚴‍♀️🏃‍♀️☕️🐾📚 📍 Alexandria, VA 👩‍💻 Real Estate + Triathlon/Swim Coach

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Elissa Laderach @elilad.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Hmmm probably not but it already has a plant!
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Elissa Laderach @elilad.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
We might even have… *gasp* a functional half bath!
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Elissa Laderach @elilad.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Tim: “Oh hey! The twirly whirl works!!” Me: “You mean the fan?” @timladerach.bsky.social apparently forgot what a fan is… 🤦‍♀️
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Elissa Laderach @elilad.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Nonogram and Dice Dreams are on repeat over here. Oh and a good book is the ultimate escape….
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Elissa Laderach @elilad.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
💯 me too
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Elissa Laderach @elilad.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
@timladerach.bsky.social : “I’m going to go get food” Me: *gets very excited because am hungry* “What food?!?!” @timladerach.bsky.social : *shocked pause* “I meant mail. I am going to get mail.” Me: *devastated* “Those two things are drastically different. How did that even happen?!”
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Elissa Laderach @elilad.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
They were using their turn signal to… enter… the roundabout
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Elissa Laderach @elilad.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
13 minutes later and I’m still chuckling about this visual
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Elissa Laderach @elilad.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
“You don’t use your turn signal at a roundabout. You just drive! ” — @timladerach.bsky.social
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Elissa Laderach @elilad.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Tipsy @timladerach.bsky.social : *rolls down window in a construction zone* *shouts at construction workers* “How much do you get paid?!?!?!”
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Elissa Laderach @elilad.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Gin lemonade w/ lemon thyme honey to be exact.
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Elissa Laderach @elilad.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
You’ll only know if you… Tri. You’re welcome. I will now make my exit. ✌️
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Elissa Laderach @elilad.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
It’s always a good day when my swim athletes hit a win! Especially when said athlete is the husband. Even more especially when a year ago they were nervous about getting in the pool after a bad open water experience.
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Tim Laderach @timladerach.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
What a great Easter Sunday. Church w/ friends, brunch @ Josephine (👌), and hyping @elilad.bsky.social’s open house in North Old Town. Seriously — that condo is a stunner. And the rooftop deck has some of the best Potomac views.
Tim on a balconyElissa in front of a restaurant awning that says “Josephin[e]”Elissa behind a table full of delicious brunch items Flowers lining a driveway
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Elissa Laderach @elilad.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
This feedback on my listing is pure gold. 😂
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Elissa Laderach @elilad.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Yes… I am the keeper of the list. Send me your digits. Or rather, your @‘s.
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Elissa Laderach @elilad.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Tell me you did it right without telling me you did it right. @timladerach.bsky.social
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Elissa Laderach @elilad.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Even better: he’s working from home today so he has to smell the soup for hours. 😈
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Elissa Laderach @elilad.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
This is what kindle jail is for!
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Elissa Laderach @elilad.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Correct! No soup for him!
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Elissa Laderach @elilad.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Will march for soup! 🍲
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Elissa Laderach @elilad.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
I have been judged. @timladerach.bsky.social
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Elissa Laderach @elilad.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Why is the quality of my work so much better when done at the 11th hour? Design something weeks in advance: total crap. Design something riiiiight before a deadline? Genius. 🙄
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Elissa Laderach @elilad.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
🙄 you owe me $5 for this one
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Elissa Laderach @elilad.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
What did we do to you?!
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Elissa Laderach @elilad.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Very valid question. I was just wondering if it was rain or a ceiling fan on blast.
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Elissa Laderach @elilad.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Spicy, obviously
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Elissa Laderach @elilad.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Affirmative
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Elissa Laderach @elilad.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Not cool! All I know is that they have eliminated their neighborhood outreach department and are no longer sponsoring events and tings.
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Elissa Laderach @elilad.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
It was going fine until the disturbers of the peace, otherwise known as the motorcade, came back. 😡
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Elissa Laderach @elilad.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
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Elissa Laderach @elilad.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Just you wait, Henry Higgins. 😈 I have zero idea what I’m doing here and only a vague idea of how I got here.
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Elissa Laderach @elilad.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
It’s me. I’m ruining the vibe. Sorryyyyyyy I forgot how to be the new kid in class. Pick me last for dodgeball, ok?
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Elissa Laderach @elilad.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Finding an unopened bottle of Knob Creek 12 year in the back of a cabinet is always a great way to start an evening read. #bourbonandbooks
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Elissa Laderach @elilad.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Another day of productive procrastination. Today’s responsibility avoidance is sponsored by ClickUp University. - Now pay up 😜
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Elissa Laderach @elilad.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Exactly! There is no reason for a property to sit that long in our market if it’s prepared, presented, and priced appropriately. And yet… some homeowners just don’t take advice they don’t want to hear.
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Elissa Laderach @elilad.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
It’s amazing to me that some people insist on overpricing when there is so much data to show that this strategy is the kiss of death and the best way to lose money.
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Elissa Laderach @elilad.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
There is an Alexandria Stitch & Bitch group that might have someone willing to help! They’re on Facebook and they also meet once a month at St Elmo’s for Jazz night.
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Elissa Laderach @elilad.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Me: Should I put that quote on BlueSky? @timladerach.bsky.social: Don’t ruin BlueSky for me @timladerach.bsky.social: I would never go back there Me: 😈😈😈
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Elissa Laderach @elilad.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Oh heyyy
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Elissa Laderach @elilad.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Oh good, I’m in the right room.
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Elissa Laderach @elilad.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Thanks!
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Elissa Laderach @elilad.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Thanks!!
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Elissa Laderach @elilad.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Oh hiiii
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Elissa Laderach @elilad.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I cannot count how many times I have spoken to the brick wall that is Tim.
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Elissa Laderach @elilad.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Don’t tempt me to charge you $1 and change it immediately. 😐
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Elissa Laderach @elilad.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
That is exactly the sentiment. 🍪
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Elissa Laderach @elilad.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Thank you! I have accepted my fate.
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Elissa Laderach @elilad.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
HI BECKY! You’re very welcome. He can only do one thing at a time 🙄
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Elissa Laderach @elilad.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
The pressure of the first post on a new platform is both intense and absolutely ridiculous. 🙄 Here we go.
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