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Elika Sadeghi

@elikasadeghi.bsky.social
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Elika Sadeghi @elikasadeghi.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
What a day for names that scare the shit out of MAGA
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Elika Sadeghi @elikasadeghi.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
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Elika Sadeghi @elikasadeghi.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Everything said to steer people away from Zohran just makes me like him more
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Elika Sadeghi @elikasadeghi.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Can anyone remind me which side of this race is fueled by hate, again?
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Elika Sadeghi @elikasadeghi.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
🎶🎤 I wanna hold em like they do in Texas, please… 🎶🎤
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Elika Sadeghi @elikasadeghi.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Listen, Carlton said it best…
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Elika Sadeghi @elikasadeghi.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Do they have enough time left to go after every time he said bro or brother to a guy who was not, in fact, his brother?!
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Elika Sadeghi @elikasadeghi.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
If you’d have told me a college football coach was willing to defend going around THE UNITED STATES CONSTITUTION for personal gain, I would’ve for sure guessed that coach won a hell of a lot more than one national championship
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Jeremy Stanley @jeremydstanley.com · 16/10/2025
And are you married?
 I was married, but I'm not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle.
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Elika Sadeghi @elikasadeghi.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Why does the “Hitler youth” look 50?
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Elika Sadeghi @elikasadeghi.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Strange day for anyone who just pissed off Penn State fans for free
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Elika Sadeghi @elikasadeghi.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Started lifting 4-5/wk and now the comment section of every TikTok I’m served looks like this
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Elika Sadeghi @elikasadeghi.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
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Elika Sadeghi @elikasadeghi.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Gonna write a Black Mirror episode called THE BAG. It’s about a millionaire comedian performing overseas for murderous dictators because the money is too good. The final scene is audiences laughing and critics praising what they assume is his final punchline— returning home in pieces in a suitcase.
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Elika Sadeghi @elikasadeghi.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
I’ve spent way more time than I would’ve liked in a hospital the last few years, and hours in an ER last month, and I can tell you one thing I did not ever do was check other people’s birth certificates or passports— so it’s almost like he wants us to assume citizenship based on race
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Elika Sadeghi @elikasadeghi.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Kash Patel is gonna tweet out a photo tomorrow of bullets with “universal healthcare” scribbled on them
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Elika Sadeghi @elikasadeghi.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
If I had the patience to argue with idiots, I’d still be doing this on Twitter instead of here…
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Elika Sadeghi @elikasadeghi.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
ANTI ICE, MY LOVE
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Elika Sadeghi @elikasadeghi.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Just a reminder that armed, masked men snatching people up in unmarked vans on the orders of the president, the very top of the Republican Party, is political violence.
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jasonwoods.bsky.social @jasonwoods.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
So *now* they're against pumping horse medicine into people...
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Elika Sadeghi @elikasadeghi.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
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Elika Sadeghi @elikasadeghi.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
This is besides the point, but how is this man (appropriately) in my dating app age range?!
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Doing this because of @johnhollinger.bsky.social
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Elika Sadeghi @elikasadeghi.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
All hail President Camacho
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Elika Sadeghi @elikasadeghi.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
If you’ve got Canadian citizenship and a crush on me, now’s not the time to be shy!!!
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Elika Sadeghi @elikasadeghi.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Oh boy, Jake, if you want a redo on aggressively covering the WMD claim that led to a war, do I have a story for you!!
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Elika Sadeghi @elikasadeghi.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Please start calling the Persian Trump voters you know Arab, they will love that!!!
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Elika Sadeghi @elikasadeghi.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
ABSURDISTAN
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Elika Sadeghi @elikasadeghi.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
New title just dropped
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Elika Sadeghi @elikasadeghi.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
The man's brain is fully cooked and I don't think you get to be surprised by that if you voted for someone who rambled about Haitians eating pets and Arnold Palmer's dong
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alicebythesea.bsky.social @alicebythesea.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Remember how he was awed by Barron’s ability to restart a laptop? The concept of photoshopping would break his brain.
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Elika Sadeghi @elikasadeghi.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
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Elika Sadeghi @elikasadeghi.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
I think Trump is dumb as hell and am still shocked he didn’t realize that picture was photoshopped
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Elika Sadeghi @elikasadeghi.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
He’s right
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Elika Sadeghi @elikasadeghi.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
ROSES ARE RED
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Elika Sadeghi @elikasadeghi.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Roses are red Democracy is fleeting
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Elika Sadeghi @elikasadeghi.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Roses are red They’re demanding we spawn
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Elika Sadeghi @elikasadeghi.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Handmaid’s Tale, 1985
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Elika Sadeghi @elikasadeghi.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
I love Trump annual physical time— in which the man who “tells it like it is” tells us he’s got the build of an NFL quarterback, the soul of Mother Theresa, and the cognitive abilities of a neurosurgeon
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Elika Sadeghi @elikasadeghi.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Just saw a guy in a sweatervest fall to his knees in 2011
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Elika Sadeghi @elikasadeghi.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
If I send you this it means I know why you lied about your age on your dating app profile
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Elika Sadeghi @elikasadeghi.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
It’s always Jesus-this, Jesus-that with these people until it’s time to take away prescriptions from seniors or school lunches from poor kids
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Elika Sadeghi @elikasadeghi.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
BEST. BIRTHDAY. EVER. 🥹♥️🌰
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Elika Sadeghi @elikasadeghi.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
LOS ANGELES: Firefighters behind the checkpoints, in evacuation zones, are going through coffee super quickly! If you have any coffee contacts willing to make a large coffee bean donation for the guys on the frontlines, I can coordinate access!
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Elika Sadeghi @elikasadeghi.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
This stadium is such a beautiful pain in the ass. What a day. Go Bucks! ♥️🌰🌹
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Elika Sadeghi @elikasadeghi.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
First stop: Rose Bowl Second stop: Hell
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Elika Sadeghi @elikasadeghi.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Go Bucks! ♥️🌰🌹
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Elika Sadeghi @elikasadeghi.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Truly turning into the dumbest place on earth over there
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Elika Sadeghi @elikasadeghi.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
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