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@elijah-raine.bsky.social
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Elijah @elijah-raine.bsky.social · 23h
I used to really not like using my origami dripper but they really work with making fast flowing brews for time sensitive recipes
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Elijah @elijah-raine.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Damn after seeing the Pokémon run photos from people I follow online I kinda wish I'd joined... But also like... That's too many people
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Elijah @elijah-raine.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Accidentally befriended the head barista and head roaster of a café/roastery near where I live today because i ordered two pour overs. I swear I'm usually very socially anxious and introverted
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Elijah @elijah-raine.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If I could learn stuff through like... Radiation of information from smarter people... I'd be so smart just from the two people beside me in the office alone. I fucking love academia but I also feel stupid compared to them
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Elijah @elijah-raine.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I got asked if I wanted to join a YT premium family plan by my friend and nothing makes me happier than the fact that I am now part of his family (digitally... Financially)
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Elijah @elijah-raine.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Good update: I was able to bind our target ligand to one of the subunits of the receptor showing proof that the theory is viable Bad update: it was the wrong subunit and I have to do it all again tomorrow 😭
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Elijah @elijah-raine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One of the few instances I dislike automations is with those coffee pour over machines... I get the accessibility possibilities for people who may have mobility/dexterity issues but outside of that it feels soulless.
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Elijah @elijah-raine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The way I made no fucking progress with starting my molecular docking thing today... I feel old when I immediately feel defeated by technology
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Elijah @elijah-raine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Who yhe fuck put The Mini crossword behind paywall
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Elijah @elijah-raine.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Why is it raininggggggg
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Elijah @elijah-raine.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Damn my body still on weekend clock
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Elijah @elijah-raine.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Apple pie flavor ice cream is so good
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Elijah @elijah-raine.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Straight man who only know me because he was classmates with my father tried to be buddy-buddy with me by putting an arm around me as a greeting and I just looked at him in complete horror like who the fuck are you to do this in the first place
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Elijah @elijah-raine.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When I'm back in the province I always get weird ass dreams like last night I dreamt I was meeting mayor Mamdani
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Elijah @elijah-raine.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm glad that my hobby of making pour over coffee translates pretty well into a way for me to properly socialize with my coworkers... Well not properly but it gives me an avenue to kinda make conversations, and I've guided two people on basic brewing, and hopefully this keeps up.
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Elijah @elijah-raine.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I fucking hate myself bc I'm really awkward when my coworkers talk to me irl but when they chat I become a yapper and use emojis like wow what Am I really
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Elijah @elijah-raine.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I have complaints about this brand of yellow sticky notes that don't stick AT ALL... Like fresh off removing it from the pad to stick to literally any surface the adhesive just fucking decides to die
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Elijah @elijah-raine.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Had a brewing day yesterday with my friend at his place. We made around 4 different cups of coffee using different beans from his stash and mine. It's pretty cool to have this kind of shit to do together once in a while... Definitely need more socialising tho.
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Elijah @elijah-raine.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I swear opening facebook and looking at comments under posts that are politically charged is like a heavy lifting workout for my brain because where the fuck do these logical leaps come from
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Elijah @elijah-raine.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Who the fuck turned on the air fryer mode in this city
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Elijah @elijah-raine.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Tempted to make the reaaally bad jokes about my life given that I got the fucking Tower in my fortune twice already... But I'd rather not tempt the universe at this point.
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Elijah @elijah-raine.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Another forsaken appearance of The Tower in my future. I've asked @maasgad.bsky.social to pls stop this madness.
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Elijah @elijah-raine.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Perpetual curse talaga na preemptive/early suspension=sunny days tapos kung kailan bumabagsak ulan dun walang imik until last minute mga comms.
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Elijah @elijah-raine.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Yay may sahod na di na ulit ako galit
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Elijah @elijah-raine.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Refreshing my bank account's balance every 5 minutes like my life depends on it and like I believe salaries come when they're promised to.
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Elijah @elijah-raine.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I miss tapping the top edge of my phone's screen to automatically scroll all the way to the top 😭
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Elijah @elijah-raine.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
After avoiding the big phone sizes for so long... I'm finally using one to replace my stolen iP 12 mini. I miss that convenient little bugger's feeling in the hands. Having to use these bigger phones are difficult to take in, just like big d–
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Elijah @elijah-raine.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
What a weekend. Went to Stickercon, got lots of prints. Went to Coffee Plz, got some good beans. Went to Cubao, got my phone stolen and went home late.
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Elijah @elijah-raine.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
A big fuck you to thieves, small or big-time. To cause such an inconvenience and to plan this much deceit is fucking diabolical. I hope nothing but the worst for you.
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Elijah @elijah-raine.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Dealing with fam problems from 100km away is dreadful. I think the distance really adds to the amount of my energy these siphon away from me.
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Elijah @elijah-raine.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Twitter mutual posted a video with them saying “look here boy” and the way he said it was… damn
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Elijah @elijah-raine.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
No internet connection on the wifi for a week, mobile data signal is ass cheeks, what the fuck am I supposed to do
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Elijah @elijah-raine.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
YESSSS KANE CHRONICLES IS GETTING A LIVE ACTION ADAPTATION
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Elijah @elijah-raine.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I literally uninstalled copilot a few months ago and awhile ago I noticed it was running in my toolbar so apparently one of the fucking updates would just sneak that shit back in and I have to uninstall it again and again from my laptop
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Elijah @elijah-raine.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I wish I had friends close by to play board games with over the weekends :(
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Elijah @elijah-raine.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Okay, now that they’ve confirmed the student did NOT create DMHg I can laugh at this tweet now.
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Elijah @elijah-raine.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It’s always a joy to see the brutalist KFC branch along EDSA.
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Elijah @elijah-raine.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I wish I could channel Meryl Streep’s “are you nUTS??” in death becomes her every time I need to
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Elijah @elijah-raine.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
To this day, Windows’ update then shut down is STILL A LIE, IT WILL ALWAYS RESTART AND NEVER SHUT DOWN PROPERLY AFTER UPDATING.
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Elijah @elijah-raine.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The right to bear arms? Uh, yeah we should all be able to hug bear arms whenever we need (with their consent)
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Elijah @elijah-raine.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Last month’s pay finally came through, after paying my bills and debts, I was able to buy two starter fountain pens and I’m going to be an insufferable writing everything person oh my god
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Elijah @elijah-raine.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Utang ng kurap na pulitiko nagbabayad mga mamamayan.
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Elijah @elijah-raine.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Did my patience grow short or is this just an unreasonable wait time
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Elijah @elijah-raine.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Putangina ng facebook story na automatic reply suggestion napindot ko tapos akala ko nag unsend hindi pala fuckduckfuckfuckcuck
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Elijah @elijah-raine.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Almost one hour in queue for a fuckass customer service in person here at smart lmao
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Elijah @elijah-raine.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The fact that olongapo has never historically experienced bad flooding especially for most of the areas that are elevated and SUDDENLY they’re getting flooded with an unremarkable coincidence with the numerous flood control project corruption scandals AND a very shady project of a power company —
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Elijah @elijah-raine.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Bougie food and drinks establishments using AI slop for their posters like what you can’t take a photo of your fucking menu items and do a simple layout instead of asking AI to generate an unrealistic image of it that looks like shit?
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Elijah @elijah-raine.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Grimm really went for Dolly and Tim and we’re supposed to be okay with it.
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Elijah @elijah-raine.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The way Tenzin’s eyes watered when he said “but maybe there will be enough [airbenders] to fill the temples again”. I crode.
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Elijah @elijah-raine.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Fucking love the icebending scenes in LoK. And especially love Tonraq’s combat scenes.
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