el ⋆˙⟡♡ ☁️🪩 @eliishere.bsky.social · 2hfr, some straight people actually piss me off, like just bc i said i’m a lesbian doesnt mean you can immediately think about sex 😭 110
el ⋆˙⟡♡ ☁️🪩 @eliishere.bsky.social · 4hi got asked why i dont like a penis being in my vagina today. that was not on my 2026 bingo card 310
el ⋆˙⟡♡ ☁️🪩 @eliishere.bsky.social · 21hlowkey thought taylor tomlinson was a louaylor ship thing or smth and i got a mini heart attack 😭😭 110
el ⋆˙⟡♡ ☁️🪩 @eliishere.bsky.social · 03/10/2026also i think the short story was also fed into AI so now i’m upset 010
el ⋆˙⟡♡ ☁️🪩 @eliishere.bsky.social · 03/10/2026also the whole point of writing it was to see our personality types and basically guess why tf we write the themes we do mine basically told me: “you’re trauma-filled, get therapy” 110
el ⋆˙⟡♡ ☁️🪩 @eliishere.bsky.social · 03/10/2026FR yeah kinda lucky in that aspect :)) i used vpn super if you need a free vpn app to use 110
el ⋆˙⟡♡ ☁️🪩 @eliishere.bsky.social · 03/10/2026found smth similar on etsy: www.etsy.com/uk/listing/4...etsy.comOne Direction Band Portrait Graphic Tee, Classic 1D Signatures Apparel - Etsy UKThis Womens T-Shirts item by BrownDavidDesigns has 23 favourites from Etsy shoppers. Dispatched from United States. Listed on 06 Sept, 2026 210
el ⋆˙⟡♡ ☁️🪩 @eliishere.bsky.social · 03/10/2026oh god i got the ick 😭😭 i actually audibly said “EW WTF” jesus christ i hope he gets bonked by a frying pan 110
el ⋆˙⟡♡ ☁️🪩 @eliishere.bsky.social · 03/10/2026task: “write a 400 word story based on this image” me: *accidentally writes over 1k and shortens it to 400* my lecturer: “you solve conflict too quickly” i’m going to shove a 400 cm cable up your ass 231
el ⋆˙⟡♡ ☁️🪩 @eliishere.bsky.social · 03/10/2026FAIRS actually, mine has that pop-up for DMs only so i have to use a vpn if i want to acess them 110
el ⋆˙⟡♡ ☁️🪩 @eliishere.bsky.social · 02/10/2026i had the same feeling when i called my mum out for the first time. i hope things go alright tho 🫂❤️🩹 110
el ⋆˙⟡♡ ☁️🪩 @eliishere.bsky.social · 02/10/2026🫂 sometimes you need to speak your truth even if it hurts, i hope your mum knows that you moved away because it was the best thing for you and your mental health. yeah it does feel bad when that happens, but you also need to be honest. you’re fine to feel guilty about this, completely valid+ 110
el ⋆˙⟡♡ ☁️🪩 @eliishere.bsky.social · 30/09/2026i thought i escaped. nope, i just unlocked one door and need to unlock another. 010
el ⋆˙⟡♡ ☁️🪩 @eliishere.bsky.social · 30/09/2026they look so cool! i’ll have a look and maybe get one 👀 110
el ⋆˙⟡♡ ☁️🪩 @eliishere.bsky.social · 30/09/2026this is so real whenever i attempt flirting with my gf i say: “soooo your hair looks…gay” i dont know how i managed to get a partner 011
el ⋆˙⟡♡ ☁️🪩 @eliishere.bsky.social · 28/09/2026because you’re cool asf and i need to interact with you more whenever i am on the app 110
el ⋆˙⟡♡ ☁️🪩 @eliishere.bsky.social · 28/09/2026also i got this on etsy, by tpwkcustomgifts <3 they mail so quickly!! 110
el ⋆˙⟡♡ ☁️🪩 @eliishere.bsky.social · 28/09/2026sibling’s bday present is hereeee :) i am 3 months early but in my defence, there was limited stock of this 140
el ⋆˙⟡♡ ☁️🪩 @eliishere.bsky.social · 21/09/2026okay so 22nd september is now dead to me :) bc wtf do you mean i book a fucking silent disco as a replacement for my niall show (rip) and THEN it got cancelled the day before?? okay just call me a slur next time, it'll hurt less :/ 120
Reposted by el ⋆˙⟡♡ ☁️🪩Larry the Cat @number10cat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Things that aren't patriotic: - Racism - Moving abroad for tax purposes Things that are patriotic: - A love and sense of duty to your country, including paying taxes that contribute to it 372872528
el ⋆˙⟡♡ ☁️🪩 @eliishere.bsky.social · 17/09/2026fuckass ticketmaster with your stupid ass fees making the tickets cost more than i thought 010
el ⋆˙⟡♡ ☁️🪩 @eliishere.bsky.social · 16/09/2026all good, i was wondering if you were okay!! don't apologise love 🫂 we love you too x 010
el ⋆˙⟡♡ ☁️🪩 @eliishere.bsky.social · 16/09/2026it’s fine, i didnt get tickets but i’ll try general sale tomorrow :) 130
el ⋆˙⟡♡ ☁️🪩 @eliishere.bsky.social · 16/09/2026*wheeze* so i woke up way too late and i'm over 100k LMAOOOO 130
el ⋆˙⟡♡ ☁️🪩 @eliishere.bsky.social · 15/09/2026taking the fattest nap ever after this lecture omg 🫠🫠 the wind last night set off the fire alarm at 2am so i’m cranky as shit 020
el ⋆˙⟡♡ ☁️🪩 @eliishere.bsky.social · 15/09/2026okay so presale for HS tickets is tomorrow for UK i'm getting one to spite my mother <3 090
el ⋆˙⟡♡ ☁️🪩 @eliishere.bsky.social · 14/09/2026yeah, maybe. i plan to live within the city in my second year anyway, so this is temporary :) 000
el ⋆˙⟡♡ ☁️🪩 @eliishere.bsky.social · 14/09/2026i think i’ll do that as a last resort, since they’re chill to my face but the conversations they have are just 😬 110
el ⋆˙⟡♡ ☁️🪩 @eliishere.bsky.social · 14/09/2026oh shit that’s awful 🫂 hope everything’s alright ❤️🩹 000
el ⋆˙⟡♡ ☁️🪩 @eliishere.bsky.social · 14/09/2026yeah…hopefully it’ll die down later on in the week 010
el ⋆˙⟡♡ ☁️🪩 @eliishere.bsky.social · 13/09/2026one of my roommates is a dickhead….invited so many people over for pre-drinks and it’s so loud i’m so overwhelmed 100