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Eli Schutze

@elibelly.dev
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Helping make @sling.money the best it can be. Feedback welcome! ex @twitter @monzo web gossip, comedy, trains, swiftie, fintech, the internet, the Web™, plants, coffee,

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Eli Schutze @elibelly.dev · 07/05/2026
Reckoning with the fact that after several years in a row of visits, I may never come back to Leeds? #alldayhey
Everyman cinema doors with the marquee reading "All Day Hey 2025: The last one"
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Eli Schutze @elibelly.dev · 26/02/2026
once in a while there are still gems on The Other Side
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Eli Schutze @elibelly.dev · 08/02/2026
i made these! 💐🌸🌼🌿
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Eli Schutze @elibelly.dev · 14/11/2025
Me: wake up, big stretch. get ready for #ffconf, walk out the door Brighton:
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Eli Schutze @elibelly.dev · 21/07/2025
tfw the hover state kinda changes the story 😆 @theguardian.com
underlined headline that reads "Liverpool agree £79m deal for Elitike" except the underline visually makes it look like £7.9mheadline that reads "Liverpool agree £79m deal for Elitike"
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Eli Schutze @elibelly.dev · 16/07/2025
We're hosting our first meetup at the Sling offices (a design panel!) and the turnout and vibes are amazing???
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Eli Schutze @elibelly.dev · 02/05/2025
the prognosis is not good, I'm afraid
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Eli Schutze @elibelly.dev · 02/05/2025
Call my physio, something must be wrong
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Eli Schutze @elibelly.dev · 02/05/2025
Poll: Is this acceptable French Toast texture? Y/N
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Eli Schutze @elibelly.dev · 01/05/2025
Oww! I *really* need to watch my step
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Eli Schutze @elibelly.dev · 01/05/2025
They're coming for MC jobs too #AllDayHey @philhawksworth.dev
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Eli Schutze @elibelly.dev · 30/04/2025
Oh noo I tripped and fell into this Margarita
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Eli Schutze @elibelly.dev · 01/04/2025
NEW OFFICE DOG ALERT this is not a drill
pomsky with piercing blue eyes and floppy ears
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Eli Schutze @elibelly.dev · 31/03/2025
my pal made me a spring carrot cake, please admire
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Eli Schutze @elibelly.dev · 29/03/2025
Just at a web conference learning about web stuff, browser stuff, color on CSS, systemic design and API design #SotB2025
A slide on a big screen that reads "never shag a Tory"
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Eli Schutze @elibelly.dev · 29/03/2025
egg
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Eli Schutze @elibelly.dev · 27/03/2025
this is SO funny to me
Email subject line that reads "Unplanned Platform Maintenance rescheduled"
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Eli Schutze @elibelly.dev · 10/03/2025
Call me a grump but one of my pet peeves is non-traditional "quirky" bathroom gender signs
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Eli Schutze @elibelly.dev · 09/03/2025
Did Doechii get raptured
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Eli Schutze @elibelly.dev · 13/01/2025
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Eli Schutze @elibelly.dev · 12/01/2025
"Nobody is sure what it was used for"
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Eli Schutze @elibelly.dev · 01/12/2024
Nothing a little Nora Ephron won't fix
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Eli Schutze @elibelly.dev · 29/11/2024
Everyone thinks startups are always chaotic all of the time. And I always tell them that's not true, there are normal, chill days! Not today, though. The @sling.money team really going through it these past couple days. And continuing to impress me every step of the way! 🚀
chart with a huge vertical spike at the very end
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Eli Schutze @elibelly.dev · 28/11/2024
really chaotic/exciting day this evening at work. Sling Money HQ was all hands on deck for a bit of a viral moment.
slowly rising line chart over time with a steep rise today
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Eli Schutze @elibelly.dev · 24/11/2024
RIP to the first victim of Windy Day. Anyone missing a yellow bean bag?
Yellow bean bag on the street next to a bus stop upside down
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Eli Schutze @elibelly.dev · 22/11/2024
I know! It's a very brief appearance at the beginning and yes, definitely worth a rewatch
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Eli Schutze @elibelly.dev · 17/11/2024
Not to BRAG but
NYT spelling bee completed to genius level
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Eli Schutze @elibelly.dev · 17/11/2024
oh shit we got it and now we have to go #glastonbury
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Eli Schutze @elibelly.dev · 17/11/2024
i swear it's playing games #glastonburytickets
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Eli Schutze @elibelly.dev · 17/11/2024
glasto queue struggle but it's completely in the morning but also still the glasto queue #glastonburytickets #Glastonbury
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Eli Schutze @elibelly.dev · 16/11/2024
tfw when your friends know you're extremely online but haven't seen The Horrors
A screenshot of a text that says I'm shocked you don't have more Twitter dates with three plus one emoji responses
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Eli Schutze @elibelly.dev · 16/11/2024
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Eli Schutze @elibelly.dev · 15/11/2024
pov: your world-changing startup just launched in the US and you have a chilled Coke Zero and you're writing some code
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Eli Schutze @elibelly.dev · 14/11/2024
The legend friends that get glasto tickets for others
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Eli Schutze @elibelly.dev · 14/11/2024
The mental peace of knowing the Glasto queue is out of your hands. The psychological effects alone of this 📈
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Eli Schutze @elibelly.dev · 14/11/2024
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Eli Schutze @elibelly.dev · 14/11/2024
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Eli Schutze @elibelly.dev · 14/11/2024
glasto queue energy
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Eli Schutze @elibelly.dev · 14/11/2024
all of the UK rn knowing they can't spam refresh for glasto
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Eli Schutze @elibelly.dev · 14/11/2024
My app, Sling Money, has a big day today cuz we've opened a new corridor that took a lot of time and work. the team is great and they made this sick video. It even has an eagle noise! lol we found a real solid use case for blockchain as infra and we use that but we make it our problem, not yours
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Eli Schutze @elibelly.dev · 09/11/2024
peak Hey! time
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Eli Schutze @elibelly.dev · 08/11/2024
Me, professionally describing my summer of weddings and events 💸
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Eli Schutze @elibelly.dev · 08/11/2024
"and they were roommates"
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Eli Schutze @elibelly.dev · 08/11/2024
Where did he get this photo of me #ffconf
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Eli Schutze @elibelly.dev · 08/11/2024
mom look, I'm on the company twitter for important professional reasons
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Eli Schutze @elibelly.dev · 08/11/2024
universal rule: "don't be a hi guy" #ffconf
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Eli Schutze @elibelly.dev · 08/11/2024
Yes. #ffconf @bell.bz
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Eli Schutze @elibelly.dev · 07/11/2024
remy please what discord
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Eli Schutze @elibelly.dev · 04/11/2024
Omg a new starter pack just dropped, what an exodus
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Eli Schutze @elibelly.dev · 04/11/2024
I love where I live!
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