iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Elias Barry @eliasbarry.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Oh, btw I'm calling the next discourse cycle: it's gonna be "AI would never sexually assault you" Also pre-presenting my take: in no meaningful way will AI not increase the risk of sexually inappropriate conduct, including sexual assault.

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Elias Barry @eliasbarry.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

"I Don't Know, Man, This Guy's Order Is Fucking Broken?" The New Restaurant Meta Leaves Some In Shambles

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Elias Barry @eliasbarry.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

"Why has your political commentary not changed" Because you ghouls keep backsliding us into a position where it stays relevant.

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Elias Barry @eliasbarry.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Thought: maybe Starship Troopers isn't that good a satire when people use the gif of "it's afraid" unironically.

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Elias Barry @eliasbarry.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Man, Trump does so much lawlessness. Really, so much fucking lawlessness. I mean, if only what he did was legal! Who would need to complain about things done by-the-book? When God wrote American law, He made it Awesome And Perfect™ and when GOD sees all the shit Trump's been up to, he'll have words.

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Elias Barry @eliasbarry.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

*monkey seeing the bulb light up* "[Paul Verhoeven or Sigmund Freud, it does not matter] vindicated again!"

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Elias Barry @eliasbarry.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

You people should get off the internet and go write that genre fiction book you've been thinking of. Otherwise you'll never get to let off all that creative steam. journals.sagepub.com/doi/10.1177/...

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Elias Barry @eliasbarry.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I don't think someone should be put down like a dog, in the street, just because they disagree with me in petty ways, but I often doubt I could find much of a good argument against such justice.

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Elias Barry @eliasbarry.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

"I don't care about things being productive for society, I just want to get my kicks" You have been voted off the island.

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Elias Barry @eliasbarry.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I just want my crunchy-ass blog posts from nerds with no degree in graphic design.

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Elias Barry @eliasbarry.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

"people are going to lose some finer points of neurochemical dexterity" says proponent of Kids Doing Heroin

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Elias Barry @eliasbarry.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

After losing all my finer intellectual dexterity, thank God my systems-oriented mind can ask Grok to trawl the internet for a data broker to sell me my own home address at a premium

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Elias Barry @eliasbarry.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I'm an old soul, but not in a wisened way; I'm an old soul in that I would say "that's a sharp jacket you've got there, young man" to someone 20 years older than me

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Elias Barry @eliasbarry.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I ultimately think that Deathbringer the RPG will be but an errant fart in the bucket of RPG history, but I do hope everyone who worked on it feels embarrassed about the fact that they did, for probably the rest of their lives. Just a reminder to do better.

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Elias Barry @eliasbarry.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Embedding a hyperlink to the Wikipedia article for some manner of intellectual malfeasance is, by the way, the objectively most devastating thing to slip into your address of any criticism.

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Elias Barry @eliasbarry.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

"I have no problem with people each pursuing their own self-interest so long as nobody leverages the system to their advantage" You are a clown.

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Elias Barry @eliasbarry.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

People fail to understand that obstructing creation of The Torment Nexus is a perpetual project of stewardship of our society, because they in fact wish that they owned The Torment Nexus, because they in fact are too ignorant and also duped to conceptualize of The Torment Nexus and its consequences.

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Elias Barry @eliasbarry.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

First time playing chess: I'm trying to subtly maneuver my pieces into place for a spectacular victory but my opponent keeps looking at the pieces that I'm moving. Shouldn't this be illegal?

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Elias Barry @eliasbarry.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

"drink a non-alcoholic beer? What's the point?" The point is that beer is awesome The point is that beer is delicious and wonderful and that I enjoy very much to drink it The point is that you are unwilling to try new things and it has stunted you to a mewling infant at 60+ years old.

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Elias Barry @eliasbarry.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

"Oh, you don't like AI data centers? Yeah. Says the guy who goes to the hospital. Do you know how often they wash their hands in that building?"

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Elias Barry @eliasbarry.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Holding a shot glass in my hand just feels so right. I should beam this at someone.

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Elias Barry @eliasbarry.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

It will never not be funny to see the celebrities upon whom people have projected their paternal ideal turn out to be huge dumbasses. Of course Michael Cain licensed his voice for AI audiobooks. He's just old and British.

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Elias Barry @eliasbarry.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

100% my favorite genre of music is listening to someone grapple with a small but shitty thing that happened in their life where they were not the hero.

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Elias Barry @eliasbarry.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

My litmus test for stupidity is if you think I'd be good at trivia.

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Elias Barry @eliasbarry.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Pattern recognition was a mistake.

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Elias Barry @eliasbarry.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

AI is a machine that converts "man-hours" into "% environment destroyed" and somewhere in there it scrapes the top comment of a gamergate-era reddit post

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Elias Barry @eliasbarry.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

If I had to choose between never scrolling past untagged NSFW art on my timeline or never reading another person acting like reading books makes you a good person, at least the art is the product of a variety of perspectives and experiences.

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Elias Barry @eliasbarry.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

"ton on steel v. ton of feathers" is an objectively better joke than "kilogram of steel v. kilogram of feathers" and is also proof that just because you're correct, it doesn't mean you're right.

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Elias Barry @eliasbarry.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Someone's opinion on Brandon Sanderson is probably a good way to figure out whether or not they're just a mindless contrarian.

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Elias Barry @eliasbarry.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Tolkien literally solved modern words in fantasy how is this a problem? It's a translation. If you need to, mention that in the preface or something. I literally do not care. Fancy words are fine, and being purposeful with your language is good, but you are not writing fantasy for made-up people.

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Elias Barry @eliasbarry.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

"dude, I'm eating" but I'm talking to my own brain.

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Elias Barry @eliasbarry.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

"I'm getting tonal whiplash" Have you considered that it's because you're a hack?

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Elias Barry @eliasbarry.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

And you know what? I'm so excited for you. I see you on the precipice of something which has really improved the lives of so many people. I really love to see people beginning their journey of not giving dogshit compliments. I'm so excited for you to eventually take that first step.

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Elias Barry @eliasbarry.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

This is my official advertisement for my account. Follow for this.

My most used words
Largest being "fucking" but additional notables include "shit", "fave", "artists", "Nazis", "slop", "fuck", "pedophile", and "characters", amongst others.

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Elias Barry @eliasbarry.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Gonna fuck around and try to kill all of my critics. I've heard enough.

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Elias Barry @eliasbarry.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

The customer is my little pogchamp.

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Elias Barry @eliasbarry.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

You know what they say about thinking? It makes a think out of "i" and "ng"

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No Context Quest For Glory @nocontextqfg.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

"Well, see'en as I don't get out much, I don't know much."

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Elias Barry @eliasbarry.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

"Did you spit in my drink?' No, honey, that's a biohazard. Now, shut up in front of my boss.

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Elias Barry @eliasbarry.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

I'm optimal-core product maxxing. I'm a machine chad outputcel and I make things which align with an arbitrary standard designed by ghouls for the sole purpose of being arduous. I have so thoroughly confused the means and the ends that I admire struggle; I have never thought critically about art.

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Elias Barry @eliasbarry.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

I am, as always, tortured by the cloying pedantry of the simple-minded.

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Elias Barry @eliasbarry.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Let me be absolutely clear: You are a single petulant dweeb amongst an infinite ocean of petulant dweebs. If the world was out to get you; it's the world; it would have gotten you.

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Elias Barry @eliasbarry.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Dude, how the fuck do you not draw like ass???? Dude, how the fuck do you not draw, like, ass????

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Elias Barry @eliasbarry.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

Oh, you're having trouble with "Chat"? That makes sense. It is a garbage machine that spews nonsense.

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Elias Barry @eliasbarry.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

I don't think our society can be trusted to delineate "gifted" kids because some of y'all did math pretty good for a seven y/o one time and have since operated under the base assumption that you're smart.

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Elias Barry @eliasbarry.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

People are so obsessed with what the constitution has to say and honestly I can no longer be trusted to be in the same room as that lecherous scrap of paper.

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Elias Barry @eliasbarry.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

The most British drink is a london fog with oat milk and honestly even I don't know why.

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Elias Barry @eliasbarry.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Your novel story of how you experienced horrors as a child is not actually as important to how you developed into a nominally put-together individual as the support you only now conveniently forget about.

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Elias Barry @eliasbarry.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Oh, you're in line waiting for a coffee? Valid. Customer. Enjoy. You're in line waiting for anything else? Piggies to the slop. Slop Slurper™. Primo slop-lover. You eat slop you dumb fucking chud.

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