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Der Graf fun Ljubljana | דער גראַף פֿון ליובליאַנאַ

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גראַף פֿון ליובליאַנאַ, באַראָן פֿון טרובאַרײֶעוואָ, טשעפֿור, טשיפֿוט און גיי. שטאָלצער אי־פֿאַראיין ייִד, בירגער פֿון NSK, אויפֿגעקלערטער אַנאַרכיסט און באַלקאַן־אַנטראָפּאָלאָג. פֿאַרליבט אין מײַן היימשטאָט, ייִדיש, ביכער, דער וועלט, פֿרײַהייט און וואָג־הויבן. 🇪🇺🇸🇮🏳️‍🌈✡️🏋🏻‍♂️📚

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Der Graf fun Ljubljana | דער גראַף פֿון ליובליאַנאַ @elhanan.wsocial.eu · 1h
Next educational steps: PhD in Ljubljana. Master in anthropology of near eastern biblical languages in Vatican and Judaistics in Warszawa. Rabbinic studies in Germany/UK. Where can I fit my political agenda? I have no idea. Just like I have no idea where to fit job that will finance all this.
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Der Graf fun Ljubljana | דער גראַף פֿון ליובליאַנאַ @elhanan.wsocial.eu · 1h
Is anyone in Vatican in second-third weekend of November? We could make W-eet-in-W-atican.
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Der Graf fun Ljubljana | דער גראַף פֿון ליובליאַנאַ @elhanan.wsocial.eu · 1h
Ego sum Elhanan. Sum vir homosexualis, sum Europaeus, sum Iudaeus. Et numquam mihi hoc adimere poterunt, nec Americani, nec Russi, nec Sinenses. Maritum patremque desidero, sed mox, ut spero, redibunt.
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Der Graf fun Ljubljana | דער גראַף פֿון ליובליאַנאַ @elhanan.wsocial.eu · 2h
These elections always make me wish to start my own political party. "Ordo Israelitarum Europaeorum", the party of Federal Jewish Fascists, who believe in absolute libaralism on European soil, but being completely fascist when it comes to FE/Russian border.
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Der Graf fun Ljubljana | דער גראַף פֿון ליובליאַנאַ @elhanan.wsocial.eu · 2h
It is the same situation I saw in Belgrade back in 2022. Apathy. But, Belgrade changed for 180 degrees. You can feel hope on the streets as the elections are approaching. You can feel belief that something will change after 25th of October.
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Der Graf fun Ljubljana | דער גראַף פֿון ליובליאַנאַ @elhanan.wsocial.eu · 2h
Elections in Bosnia are like this: Federation of BiH: Ah, I do not believe in change, I promised my vote to(insert director, friend, cousin, sibling)/for(insert job) Republic of Srpska: Ah, I do not believe in change, I promised my vote to(insert director, friend, cousin, sibling)/for(insert job)
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Der Graf fun Ljubljana | דער גראַף פֿון ליובליאַנאַ @elhanan.wsocial.eu · 2h
I can't wait for Americans to sanction us, so we can finally be free from: -Hollywood propaganda (we have great cinematography, you fucking morons) -Shitty, addictive music -America.
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Der Graf fun Ljubljana | דער גראַף פֿון ליובליאַנאַ @elhanan.wsocial.eu · 02/10/2026
Shabbat shalom and Chag Sameach and all, I am going to comatose myself. Sunday is for elections in Bosnia, and I need to prepare myself for that circus and all the people I plan to ask few questions and collect data, and I’m not in mood for that at all
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Der Graf fun Ljubljana | דער גראַף פֿון ליובליאַנאַ @elhanan.wsocial.eu · 02/10/2026
Me, during peaceful debate where one positive thing/excuse about Russia is said.
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Der Graf fun Ljubljana | דער גראַף פֿון ליובליאַנאַ @elhanan.wsocial.eu · 02/10/2026
Retirement plan C: get few alpacas and llamas as babies, get them to Pyrenees. Take the wool, start making Euro-made jumpers of quality alpaca and llama wool.
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Der Graf fun Ljubljana | דער גראַף פֿון ליובליאַנאַ @elhanan.wsocial.eu · 01/10/2026
Anthem of every summer evening in Ljubljana, Octobers in Paris and Copenhagen in January.
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Nina Simone - Baltimore (Official Audio)
YouTube video by NinaSimoneVEVO
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Der Graf fun Ljubljana | דער גראַף פֿון ליובליאַנאַ @elhanan.wsocial.eu · 01/10/2026
I am millenial, and I don't even believe that I will retire at all. Not because I do not believe that I will live to 65, but because I believe that they will raise retirement age to 120.
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Der Graf fun Ljubljana | דער גראַף פֿון ליובליאַנאַ @elhanan.wsocial.eu · 01/10/2026
Every time you pass next to cathedral in Wien (or enjoy beauty of Leopoldstadt), remember that MY ANCESTORS, AND ANCESTORS OF EVERY GREEK, ROMANIAN, BULGARIAN, MACEDONIAN, SERBIAN, BOSNIAN, CROATIAN, MONTENEGRIN BLED SO YOU CAN KEEP BUILDING IT IN THE SAFETY OF AUSTRIA.
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Der Graf fun Ljubljana | דער גראַף פֿון ליובליאַנאַ @elhanan.wsocial.eu · 01/10/2026
I hate, and I hate it from the bottom of my soul, when someone says "real" Europe, meaning its Western part. That usually comes from Germans. Baby, do I have to remind you that you attacked "real" European France, Belgium, Netherlands.
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Der Graf fun Ljubljana | דער גראַף פֿון ליובליאַנאַ @elhanan.wsocial.eu · 01/10/2026
I can shit about Western Balkans with other Western Balkans. And I do shit about them. And trash talk them. But I won't allow Germans to do it. Austrians. Hungarians. Turks. You guys... you have no right to shit over them.
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Der Graf fun Ljubljana | דער גראַף פֿון ליובליאַנאַ @elhanan.wsocial.eu · 01/10/2026
I can't be Russophobe, I love Pussy Riot.
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Der Graf fun Ljubljana | דער גראַף פֿון ליובליאַנאַ @elhanan.wsocial.eu · 01/10/2026
Every time you think that your voice can't change much, and you decide to not go out and vote, remember that Russia had openly gay girl band, first in Europe. Think about it. Always think about it.
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t.A.T.u. - Not Gonna Get Us (EN)
YouTube video by tatu
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Der Graf fun Ljubljana | דער גראַף פֿון ליובליאַנאַ @elhanan.wsocial.eu · 01/10/2026
They are pushing LGBT everywhere today. Bitch, I don't know for today, but in my time, even Russia pushed lesbians that we all listened. ALL THE THINGS SHE SAY RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD BITCH
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Der Graf fun Ljubljana | דער גראַף פֿון ליובליאַנאַ @elhanan.wsocial.eu · 01/10/2026
The music today promotes sex, it was not like when we were growing up. Bitch, I don't know where you grew up, but I listened to Dirrty by Christina Aguilera and Nine Inch Nails, I don't know which part of "I want to fuck you like animal" was not promoting sex.
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Der Graf fun Ljubljana | דער גראַף פֿון ליובליאַנאַ @elhanan.wsocial.eu · 01/10/2026
Balenciaga is selling ribbon pendant necklace for 850 euros, bitch, I will sell you mine for 400 euro each. You can pick fencing, half marathon, handball and volleyball.
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Der Graf fun Ljubljana | דער גראַף פֿון ליובליאַנאַ @elhanan.wsocial.eu · 01/10/2026
Some of y'all never got out of school in winter, drank suspicious liquor from ruined coke bottle, dance whole night, eat pizza from pavement and asking people waiting for morning bus for cigarette, went to school, got three 5s, go home and sleep, AND IT SHOWS!!!
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Der Graf fun Ljubljana | דער גראַף פֿון ליובליאַנאַ @elhanan.wsocial.eu · 30/09/2026
The problem with third world and celiac disease is that you depend on really small choice. If I’m in Slovenia, or anywhere else in EU, I am using Caputo Fioreglut, and according to those who tried my pita, matzo, or regular bread, it is the same as regular.
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Der Graf fun Ljubljana | דער גראַף פֿון ליובליאַנאַ @elhanan.wsocial.eu · 30/09/2026
My #Sukkot challah is done. Tell her it’s cute, she is… well. Unique. Now I know what I’m about to do for Shemini Atzeret and make it even more beautiful.
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Der Graf fun Ljubljana | דער גראַף פֿון ליובליאַנאַ @elhanan.wsocial.eu · 30/09/2026
After Sukkot, there’s Shemini Atzeret and Simchat Torah, and season of holidays is finally over… then, on 4th of December, Hanukkah starts, and my god, again cooking. There’s no single holiday except for Yom Kippur that we aren’t eating a lot, and autumn is catastrophic for my body.
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Der Graf fun Ljubljana | דער גראַף פֿון ליובליאַנאַ @elhanan.wsocial.eu · 30/09/2026
I am baking challah for tomorrow, and I remembered that I haven’t wrote about Sukkot. Important custom is: instead of braided challah we usually make for Shabbat, for Sukkot, we make it swirled, to represent circle of life. This one is not beautiful, because it’s rustic glutenfree flour.
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Der Graf fun Ljubljana | דער גראַף פֿון ליובליאַנאַ @elhanan.wsocial.eu · 30/09/2026
I am serious about this moving to Andorra, I’m sick and tired, I applied for 3 night receptionist positions, and I purchased Diccionari Hebreu–Català, for all that I care, and God willing to get permit, you’ll find me there. Fuck you civilisation. Pyrenees.
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🛒 🇪🇺 Buy European 🇪🇺 (+🇨🇦). USA broke up with you. Get over it 🇪🇺💪 @buyeuropean.eurosky.social · 30/09/2026
The vast majority of #EU institutions route their emails via US mail servers 🤡🤦🏻‍♂️ #BuyEuropean, choose European mail providers 🇪🇺💪 buy-european.net/en/alternati... #DigitalSovereignty #Brussels
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Der Graf fun Ljubljana | דער גראַף פֿון ליובליאַנאַ @elhanan.wsocial.eu · 30/09/2026
Does any of you bitches want some Catalan challenge, and after we master the language, we move to Andorra and enjoy Pyrenees, get some sheep and bulls, open kosher butcher store and sell hipsta shit for 400€ per tote?
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Der Graf fun Ljubljana | דער גראַף פֿון ליובליאַנאַ @elhanan.wsocial.eu · 29/09/2026
I won't even send this fucking research to my mentors, I will be in Belgravia, throwing my sephardic charm, this Sukkot I pray only for rich husband, it has to be rich Jew, I will make his third world ass EU
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Der Graf fun Ljubljana | דער גראַף פֿון ליובליאַנאַ @elhanan.wsocial.eu · 28/09/2026
Stefan Zweig is great for late night read… akhm, German practicing on terrace while dreaming of all kiachls I ate in Innsbruck. #WBooks #WSocialBooks
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Der Graf fun Ljubljana | דער גראַף פֿון ליובליאַנאַ @elhanan.wsocial.eu · 28/09/2026
Life and adventures.
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Der Graf fun Ljubljana | דער גראַף פֿון ליובליאַנאַ @elhanan.wsocial.eu · 28/09/2026
Need to teach Gvido to do shit like this, so I can finally say goodbye to work.
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Der Graf fun Ljubljana | דער גראַף פֿון ליובליאַנאַ @elhanan.wsocial.eu · 28/09/2026
“We, as European Union, strongly condemn this action, we are shocked, surprised and worried, and we are simply pushed to sanction bakery shop in Bolshaya Sadovaya Street in Moscow. If the vicious attacks do not stop by the end of the week, we will sanction Lyca Mobile shop in Tverskoy”
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Der Graf fun Ljubljana | דער גראַף פֿון ליובליאַנאַ @elhanan.wsocial.eu · 28/09/2026
What Europe thinks gays need: more rights, equality and visibility. What gays really need: 70% discount on Cupra, and 90% discount on BMW iX.
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Der Graf fun Ljubljana | דער גראַף פֿון ליובליאַנאַ @elhanan.wsocial.eu · 28/09/2026
I love when we get more rights, more dignity, more equality and visibility. Now, can we get some discount on Cupra? For all these years that we’ve been waiting for those rights, dignity, equality and visibility.
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Der Graf fun Ljubljana | דער גראַף פֿון ליובליאַנאַ @elhanan.wsocial.eu · 28/09/2026
HE SAID IT!!!
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Der Graf fun Ljubljana | דער גראַף פֿון ליובליאַנאַ @elhanan.wsocial.eu · 28/09/2026
American ethic is known since Madeline Albright famous “Worh it” said as an answer about 500k killed Iraqis.
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Steve B @steveb.wsocial.eu · 28/09/2026
It reminds us how we first felt. Naturally, this is a world of wondrous beauty. I never wanted to be an astronaut even when young. It made no sense to me to leave the only place we know where we can live, and which is our magnificent home. We should look after it before going anywhere else.
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Der Graf fun Ljubljana | דער גראַף פֿון ליובליאַנאַ @elhanan.wsocial.eu · 28/09/2026
Hey @wsocial.eu I see that app can be translated to Esperanto and some other uncommon/unofficial languages, and I would love to propose having Yiddish as well. It’s European made language, and, even if it wouldn’t be used widely, it would be nice to have it on EU made social.
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Der Graf fun Ljubljana | דער גראַף פֿון ליובליאַנאַ @elhanan.wsocial.eu · 28/09/2026
Also we need some European cults. I mean, even our cults are import from America. I can't open video on YouTube without Mormons jumping to offer me free book and tell me about Jesus Christ and Latter-Day Saints. Dude, I want to be no saint, I am here to party.
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Der Graf fun Ljubljana | דער גראַף פֿון ליובליאַנאַ @elhanan.wsocial.eu · 27/09/2026
I saw that there is an initiative for an EU passport. I am okay with it. I support the idea. Except for one little thing. I don’t want a single word in English. EU languages are French, Spanish, Portuguese-if you’re looking for the languages spoken by hundreds of millions-and 24 others.
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Der Graf fun Ljubljana | דער גראַף פֿון ליובליאַנאַ @elhanan.wsocial.eu · 27/09/2026
This is RuTube. Why can Russians have their own YouTube, while we can’t get EuTube? They have whole ecosystem. Yandex, VKontakt… Americans have their own, Chinese have their own, only we need their handouts… … and when they decide to sanction us for refusing to bomb random nation for no reason…
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Der Graf fun Ljubljana | דער גראַף פֿון ליובליאַנאַ @elhanan.wsocial.eu · 27/09/2026
We should. All. Stand for Europe.
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Der Graf fun Ljubljana | דער גראַף פֿון ליובליאַנאַ @elhanan.wsocial.eu · 27/09/2026
I’ve been smart and listened to the Macedonian (@nix.wsocial.eu) and got BašAjvar. One of the best ajvars I’ve tried. Kosher, vegan, halal, European made (duh!), they lie about hotness (or I just lost the sense), but I, obviously, didn’t mind it. I destroyed small jar in less than 10h
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Der Graf fun Ljubljana | דער גראַף פֿון ליובליאַנאַ @elhanan.wsocial.eu · 27/09/2026
This Glovo commercial song is so annoying, I can’t help myself, I am singing it and swinging my hips in the rhythm for days already. Hoo-Ha
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Der Graf fun Ljubljana | דער גראַף פֿון ליובליאַנאַ @elhanan.wsocial.eu · 27/09/2026
Getting back to my German, assimilation and integration should never stop.
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Der Graf fun Ljubljana | דער גראַף פֿון ליובליאַנאַ @elhanan.wsocial.eu · 27/09/2026
This is why we love WSocial. May it grow.
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Der Graf fun Ljubljana | דער גראַף פֿון ליובליאַנאַ @elhanan.wsocial.eu · 27/09/2026
I need help of Linux users. I have Edubuntu, and my dock keep disapearing. If I need something from it, I need to restart my laptop. Same happens if I click to that app finder in upper right corner. It just blocks, and I can't do anything, but restart it. I've tried AI advices, and they didn't help.
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Der Graf fun Ljubljana | דער גראַף פֿון ליובליאַנאַ @elhanan.wsocial.eu · 27/09/2026
Why Americans keep complaining how everything is expensive here, sorry girl, I can get my Bachelor and my appendix out without getting 3 million euros in debt so I can afford 5 euros bottle of water in front of fucking Colosseum.
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Ingmar Rentzhog @ingmar.wsocial.eu · 27/09/2026
Promote oil? No rules. Promote green alternatives? Endless rules. It makes no sense. It should be the other way around.
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