monstress truck @elfsarereal.bsky.social · 13/10/2026they should make a lord of the rings + star wars crossover to instantly explode every nerds head and gandalf can have a lightsaber and Timothée Chalamet can be in it too he can be a space hoblit or something i don't give a flip 010
monstress truck @elfsarereal.bsky.social · 13/10/2026i feel like the name "gloryhole" is kinda upselling the whole arrangement a tad too much 010
monstress truck @elfsarereal.bsky.social · 13/10/2026i've done sex before so don't even act like i haven't, i know what a condim looks like and everything 010
monstress truck @elfsarereal.bsky.social · 11/10/2026 gettin my Butt-fuked in minecraft as Per usual 010
monstress truck @elfsarereal.bsky.social · 11/10/2026i just know the main birds pigon, crow balt eagel None of that other shits 011
monstress truck @elfsarereal.bsky.social · 10/10/2026still pissed that they cut all the ass-to-mouth scenes out of the Lord of the Rings movies, Tolkien must be rolling in his grave 120
monstress truck @elfsarereal.bsky.social · 10/10/2026my wake-up alarm is just a recording of a cat throwing up 020
monstress truck @elfsarereal.bsky.social · 10/10/2026white liberals are always so surprised that america "turned out like this" as though things are somehow different now than they ever were like no bitch you just started paying a tiny bit more attention, this is what it's like here actually 010
monstress truck @elfsarereal.bsky.social · 10/10/2026someone does say the title of the movie *in* the movie so that's worth an extra star right there 010
monstress truck @elfsarereal.bsky.social · 09/10/2026so lemme get this straight; Noah named his son Ham because he wasn't allowed to eat ham? 010
monstress truck @elfsarereal.bsky.social · 08/10/2026the human centipede release should have had a custom popcorn bucket 010
monstress truck @elfsarereal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026if you show me a scratch n sniff sticker i will lick it that's how stupid i am 010
monstress truck @elfsarereal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026im awake and my Ass is ready for some premium Sunday activities 010
monstress truck @elfsarereal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026we all know each other here but collectively refuse to admit it 110
monstress truck @elfsarereal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026do not speak to me about the American Coot, i refuse to acknowledge That bird 020
monstress truck @elfsarereal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026why's it always "paint n' sip" and never "paint n' kratom" 111
monstress truck @elfsarereal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026omg they removed quaffing from fantasy ttrpgs because of woke 2 and the community is livid!!!!!! what, are we supposed to DRINK ale now? chug it? can we still "down a pint"? 011
monstress truck @elfsarereal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026i'm just like anyone else; i see something mildly annoying or confusing or inconvenient? i simply downvote/block/report etc etc 010
monstress truck @elfsarereal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026follow me on social media or you'll be sorry 010
monstress truck @elfsarereal.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Obi Wan looks out into the vastness of space "These Star Wars must one day come to an end." 010
monstress truck @elfsarereal.bsky.social · 24/09/2026"Wow, this truly was a nightmare on Elm street." - character quote from the movie Nightmare on Elm Street, probably 010
Reposted by monstress truckthem @posting2.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Anything could be real. Different kind of bugs, etc. We just don't know 0113
monstress truck @elfsarereal.bsky.social · 22/09/2026whoa that's crazy bc they're putting *me* in this tomorrow 010
monstress truck @elfsarereal.bsky.social · 21/09/2026they should make a AI that you can jack off and it also pays your rent 010
monstress truck @elfsarereal.bsky.social · 21/09/2026if a ai told me to fuck my own butt i would do it, that is how much i trust this new technology 010
Reposted by monstress truckthem @posting2.bsky.social · 14/09/2026What if we carried on oral traditions and we were both girls 041
monstress truck @elfsarereal.bsky.social · 13/09/2026yeah, edibles are great and all but have u tried inedibles? those shits will literally fuck u up 010
monstress truck @elfsarereal.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Bobby Ballbag shows up if you say Bobby Ballbag three times in a mirror at midnight with the lights off (you were warned) 010
monstress truck @elfsarereal.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Bobby Ballbag is fun to say until Bobby Ballbag shows up 110
monstress truck @elfsarereal.bsky.social · 12/09/2026my polycule can't really share the same bed due to entity cramming 010
monstress truck @elfsarereal.bsky.social · 08/09/2026ah sorry i can't make it to your dad's dog's birthday party, i'm growing out my bush tonight 010
monstress truck @elfsarereal.bsky.social · 08/09/2026if a alien came down i'd be like fuuuuuuuuuuuuu7uuuck 010
monstress truck @elfsarereal.bsky.social · 07/09/2026psht i'm just fuckin with y'all i only eat Adult vegetables 010
monstress truck @elfsarereal.bsky.social · 31/08/2026my grandfather left me his gooning cave when he died but i can't bring myself to use it just yet 010
monstress truck @elfsarereal.bsky.social · 24/08/2026chat gpt more like shat poopoo peepee am i right or what 010
monstress truck @elfsarereal.bsky.social · 24/08/2026you either take a shower tonight, or you wake up early enough in the morning to see yourself become one 010
monstress truck @elfsarereal.bsky.social · 22/08/2026i live each and every day in fear that i am at the center of a rap feud and i don't even realize it yet. the diss tracks against my character are mounting and i have no clue 010