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monstress truck

@elfsarereal.bsky.social
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monstress truck @elfsarereal.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
they should make a lord of the rings + star wars crossover to instantly explode every nerds head and gandalf can have a lightsaber and Timothée Chalamet can be in it too he can be a space hoblit or something i don't give a flip
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monstress truck @elfsarereal.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
i feel like the name "gloryhole" is kinda upselling the whole arrangement a tad too much
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monstress truck @elfsarereal.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
i've done sex before so don't even act like i haven't, i know what a condim looks like and everything
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monstress truck @elfsarereal.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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monstress truck @elfsarereal.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
gettin my Butt-fuked in minecraft as Per usual
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monstress truck @elfsarereal.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
i just know the main birds pigon, crow balt eagel None of that other shits
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monstress truck @elfsarereal.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
in a orc costume right?
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monstress truck @elfsarereal.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
still pissed that they cut all the ass-to-mouth scenes out of the Lord of the Rings movies, Tolkien must be rolling in his grave
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monstress truck @elfsarereal.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
my wake-up alarm is just a recording of a cat throwing up
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monstress truck @elfsarereal.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
white liberals are always so surprised that america "turned out like this" as though things are somehow different now than they ever were like no bitch you just started paying a tiny bit more attention, this is what it's like here actually
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monstress truck @elfsarereal.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
someone does say the title of the movie *in* the movie so that's worth an extra star right there
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monstress truck @elfsarereal.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
so lemme get this straight; Noah named his son Ham because he wasn't allowed to eat ham?
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monstress truck @elfsarereal.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
the human centipede release should have had a custom popcorn bucket
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monstress truck @elfsarereal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
if you show me a scratch n sniff sticker i will lick it that's how stupid i am
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monstress truck @elfsarereal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
im awake and my Ass is ready for some premium Sunday activities
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monstress truck @elfsarereal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
we all know each other here but collectively refuse to admit it
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monstress truck @elfsarereal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
do not speak to me about the American Coot, i refuse to acknowledge That bird
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monstress truck @elfsarereal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
why's it always "paint n' sip" and never "paint n' kratom"
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monstress truck @elfsarereal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
the ancient romans
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monstress truck @elfsarereal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
they should make another star wars movie
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monstress truck @elfsarereal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
omg they removed quaffing from fantasy ttrpgs because of woke 2 and the community is livid!!!!!! what, are we supposed to DRINK ale now? chug it? can we still "down a pint"?
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monstress truck @elfsarereal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i'm just like anyone else; i see something mildly annoying or confusing or inconvenient? i simply downvote/block/report etc etc
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monstress truck @elfsarereal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
follow me on social media or you'll be sorry
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monstress truck @elfsarereal.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Obi Wan looks out into the vastness of space "These Star Wars must one day come to an end."
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monstress truck @elfsarereal.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Wow, this truly was a nightmare on Elm street." - character quote from the movie Nightmare on Elm Street, probably
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monstress truck @elfsarereal.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
oh I guess planking is back now too
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them @posting2.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Anything could be real. Different kind of bugs, etc. We just don't know
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monstress truck @elfsarereal.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
whoa that's crazy bc they're putting *me* in this tomorrow
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monstress truck @elfsarereal.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
they should make a AI that you can jack off and it also pays your rent
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monstress truck @elfsarereal.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
if a ai told me to fuck my own butt i would do it, that is how much i trust this new technology
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monstress truck @elfsarereal.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
they should make more you tube videos
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monstress truck @elfsarereal.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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monstress truck @elfsarereal.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
THREE SPIDERS MAN?!?!?!? what ther fuckl
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them @posting2.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
What if we carried on oral traditions and we were both girls
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monstress truck @elfsarereal.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
yeah, edibles are great and all but have u tried inedibles? those shits will literally fuck u up
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monstress truck @elfsarereal.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Bobby Ballbag shows up if you say Bobby Ballbag three times in a mirror at midnight with the lights off (you were warned)
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monstress truck @elfsarereal.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Bobby Ballbag is fun to say until Bobby Ballbag shows up
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monstress truck @elfsarereal.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
my polycule can't really share the same bed due to entity cramming
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monstress truck @elfsarereal.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
ah sorry i can't make it to your dad's dog's birthday party, i'm growing out my bush tonight
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monstress truck @elfsarereal.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
if a alien came down i'd be like fuuuuuuuuuuuuu7uuuck
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monstress truck @elfsarereal.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
the XP in Windows XP stands for Xtra Penis
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monstress truck @elfsarereal.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
psht i'm just fuckin with y'all i only eat Adult vegetables
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monstress truck @elfsarereal.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
i'm a big fan of BBC (baby bok choy)
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monstress truck @elfsarereal.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
my grandfather left me his gooning cave when he died but i can't bring myself to use it just yet
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monstress truck @elfsarereal.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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monstress truck @elfsarereal.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
chat gpt more like shat poopoo peepee am i right or what
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monstress truck @elfsarereal.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
you either take a shower tonight, or you wake up early enough in the morning to see yourself become one
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monstress truck @elfsarereal.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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monstress truck @elfsarereal.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
i live each and every day in fear that i am at the center of a rap feud and i don't even realize it yet. the diss tracks against my character are mounting and i have no clue
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