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And despite being a big, grouchy bag of blubber, it's you, Lex, who will always have a place deep in me heart as me closest friend and as the kindest, dearest little elf of them all.

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Elf Bowling Quotes @elfbowlingquotes.bsky.social · 6h

You're right. I'm no crooked old pirate, I'm Santa Claus, a cultural icon! And no one's going to keep me from my destiny!

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Elf Bowling Quotes @elfbowlingquotes.bsky.social · 6h

Lex, the toy count's still off.

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Elf Bowling Quotes @elfbowlingquotes.bsky.social · 7h

Mmm! Why, this is the most delicious strudel I've ever tasted! I simply must try another.

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Elf Bowling Quotes @elfbowlingquotes.bsky.social · 7h

Santa, we got to talk about the union demands.

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Elf Bowling Quotes @elfbowlingquotes.bsky.social · 8h

In Fi-Fi-Fiji, the weather's gorgeous, it's never even hazy

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Elf Bowling Quotes @elfbowlingquotes.bsky.social · 9h

And so the elves and I began an enterprise that was destined to change all of history.

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Elf Bowling Quotes @elfbowlingquotes.bsky.social · 10h

Lex, what the dinglebobs are they, and what are you gonna do with them?

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Elf Bowling Quotes @elfbowlingquotes.bsky.social · 12h

Griz, I never shrunk from a challenge, and I ain't about to start now!

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Elf Bowling Quotes @elfbowlingquotes.bsky.social · 13h

Pirates? Eh, what gives you that idea?

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Elf Bowling Quotes @elfbowlingquotes.bsky.social · 13h

Well, you better hurry, 'cause there's not much time left.

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Elf Bowling Quotes @elfbowlingquotes.bsky.social · 15h

Yes! I control Christmas, Santa.

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Elf Bowling Quotes @elfbowlingquotes.bsky.social · 16h

We steal toys from girls and boys and sell them back to the little bratties

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Elf Bowling Quotes @elfbowlingquotes.bsky.social · 17h

Look, Dingle, now that Grizzy and me are married, well, it's time you got a place of your own.

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Elf Bowling Quotes @elfbowlingquotes.bsky.social · 17h

Why the blazes are we bowing to these shrimps?

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Elf Bowling Quotes @elfbowlingquotes.bsky.social · 18h

How I love to steal toys from the wee bratties.

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Elf Bowling Quotes @elfbowlingquotes.bsky.social · 19h

What a perplexing pin fall, folks, and listen to them boos.

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Elf Bowling Quotes @elfbowlingquotes.bsky.social · 20h

Fiji really rock-a, got a top-a-notch-a beach, so nice

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Elf Bowling Quotes @elfbowlingquotes.bsky.social · 21h

Santa said if there's an emergency, I'm in charge. Well, there is, and I am.

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Elf Bowling Quotes @elfbowlingquotes.bsky.social · 22h

It's time to bring the fat man down. Because this time, Santa ain't coming to town!

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Elf Bowling Quotes @elfbowlingquotes.bsky.social · 23h

But I'm innocent, I tell you. It were Dingle what fudged the figures!

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