contemptible scoundrel @elf-chaser.bsky.social · 8mis it pepperoni? sausage? mia's hungry ass would eat just about anything 000
contemptible scoundrel @elf-chaser.bsky.social · 9mwhat did you think was going to happen today? mia wasn't hungry? she doesn't ask for a slice? 000
contemptible scoundrel @elf-chaser.bsky.social · 1hwhat a sharp nose you have...! I hope you're right, because that sounds divine... 000
contemptible scoundrel @elf-chaser.bsky.social · 07/10/2026MISANTHROPOLOGIST: recent studies show that stone age hunter-gatherer societies were a bunch of dumb assholes who SUCKED, a human tradition that has survived almost unchanged across the globe for thousands of years, to this very day 0228
contemptible scoundrel @elf-chaser.bsky.social · 06/10/2026guy who accidentally clicks a pop up ad while jerking off and a week later sees his own face in the midst of climax being used for a rootbeer advertisement 0256
contemptible scoundrel @elf-chaser.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Im out to break the enemy and get that bread 010
contemptible scoundrel @elf-chaser.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Im fairly sure my parents are the only people who would even notice 310
contemptible scoundrel @elf-chaser.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I hold such rancor in my heart towards anyone whose death would be mourned by people they care about 120
contemptible scoundrel @elf-chaser.bsky.social · 06/10/2026why does clicking the image turn my browser blue 010
contemptible scoundrel @elf-chaser.bsky.social · 05/10/2026why would one even try? he's clearly the boss 030
contemptible scoundrel @elf-chaser.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I would like a slice of that cake too...! 000
contemptible scoundrel @elf-chaser.bsky.social · 05/10/2026friar skurpul's sugared plumcakes are always delicious...! 000
contemptible scoundrel @elf-chaser.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I can't blame them... that sounds delicious...! 000
contemptible scoundrel @elf-chaser.bsky.social · 04/10/2026let's dig in while it's still hot and fresh...! 000
contemptible scoundrel @elf-chaser.bsky.social · 04/10/2026well, streambank my friend, it is fortunate then, that we are no ducks...! 000
contemptible scoundrel @elf-chaser.bsky.social · 04/10/2026a lovely dessert to finish off a hearty dinner...! 000
contemptible scoundrel @elf-chaser.bsky.social · 04/10/2026what a delightful selection... let's dig in...! 000
contemptible scoundrel @elf-chaser.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I'll have a little bit of everything...! 000
contemptible scoundrel @elf-chaser.bsky.social · 04/10/2026a little of this, and a lot of that...! 000
contemptible scoundrel @elf-chaser.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I wish I could be treated to such a delightful meal... 000
contemptible scoundrel @elf-chaser.bsky.social · 04/10/2026there's no one I'd trust more than gullub gurpaw to make sure everyone is happy and quenched...! 000
contemptible scoundrel @elf-chaser.bsky.social · 04/10/2026a nice spread... pickles to compliment the cheese and bread, and salad to refresh the palate...! 000
contemptible scoundrel @elf-chaser.bsky.social · 04/10/2026that stew sounds hearty and delicious...! 000
contemptible scoundrel @elf-chaser.bsky.social · 04/10/2026a great many sweet treats... I'll have a redcurrant fritter or two, and a swig of that blackberry an' sage cordial, and then I'll see where to go from there... 000
contemptible scoundrel @elf-chaser.bsky.social · 04/10/2026that pudding sounds lovely... not to say everything else doesn't sound delicious too, of course...! 000
