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Eleven Volt

@elevenvoltmusic.bsky.social
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I don't believe in destiny, I'm going for deslarge. Master of mirrors. The Overdrive Phantasm EP is out now: elevenvolt.bandcamp.com/album/overd…

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Eleven Volt @elevenvoltmusic.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Snoring and apnea are really serious, but also if you aren't a snorer you can never use a recording of yourself snoring to fool others into thinking you are in bed sleeping while you are actually out and about, up to shenanigans.
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Eleven Volt @elevenvoltmusic.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I'm always hearing about ion storms, how about an ion clear and sunny day 🌞
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Eleven Volt @elevenvoltmusic.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
A very close up shot of y black and white cat Oreo, who has claimed my sim racing seat and is acting drowzy
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Eleven Volt @elevenvoltmusic.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
These techbros would make social media apps or AI morph your screen into a hand like some shitty 90s animation and backhand slap you if it was physically possible.
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Eleven Volt @elevenvoltmusic.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
My black and white cat Oreo in a hallway looking back at me as if to say, "Hurry up and put away your groceries so I can bother you with petty actions designed to agitate you."
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Eleven Volt @elevenvoltmusic.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Can we just take a moment to appreciate how the 28 Days Later series had 4 films with an expanding time referencing nomenclature and, given like 20 years to wind up for the last 2, instead of using the format days, weeks, months, years they used the format days, weeks, years, years: The Bone Temple.
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Eleven Volt @elevenvoltmusic.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
My black and white cat Oreo standing on a black doormat with soft sunlight lighting the scene
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Eleven Volt @elevenvoltmusic.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Maybe I'm just losing it, but it seems like any multiplayer gaming I do has been taken over by some 'xbox 360 12 year olds screaming the n-word at everybody' level pervasive garbage and nobody is interested in actually playing the game unless I gather people from a Discord or something.
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Eleven Volt @elevenvoltmusic.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
A very close picture of my black and white cat mid yawn opening her mouth very wide.
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Eleven Volt @elevenvoltmusic.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Listen to Overdrive Phantasm now! Be amazed, be scared! This one is truly worth your time, every track is just gold. elevenvolt.bandcamp.com/album/overdr...
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Overdrive Phantasm, by Eleven Volt
5 track album
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Eleven Volt @elevenvoltmusic.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Punch Lightning is available on all streaming platforms starting today open.spotify.com/album/4Qxrx6...
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Spotify – Web Player
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Eleven Volt @elevenvoltmusic.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
So you ring finger is obviously called that, but what is that toe called? Is that the ring toe?
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Eleven Volt @elevenvoltmusic.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
It is #bandcampfriday once again and it is really obvious what you should do this time, buy Punch Lightning. 💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪🦾💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪 elevenvolt.bandcamp.com/album/punch-...
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Punch Lightning, by Eleven Volt
4 track album
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Eleven Volt @elevenvoltmusic.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Punch Lightning is out now! elevenvolt.bandcamp.com/album/punch-... Available on Bandcamp. It is the most not-AI generated thing ever.
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Punch Lightning, by Eleven Volt
4 track album
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Eleven Volt @elevenvoltmusic.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
I've always felt that going "this year sucks" is a pretty garbage take on any current events. It's like a cop out. Especially this year, things are shitty, but it's not like anything was less shitty a month or six months ago. Seriously it's a really bad take, live your lives, make it a good year.
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Eleven Volt @elevenvoltmusic.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
I didn't hate The Player (1992), but I hated The Game (1997)
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Eleven Volt @elevenvoltmusic.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
NASCAR is like a really good 11/10 Nickelback cover band. They absolutely kill their sets, but if you wanted anything other than Nickelback you can forget about it buddy.
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Eleven Volt @elevenvoltmusic.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Facebook marketplace search be like: [Rickenbacker 4003 listed for free] title: READ THE DESCRIPTION!!!!! Listing is $1, just a picture of a motorcycle titled: "Don't want it anymore, just not having fun", no description Like mf, I was searching for graphics cards what is going on over there
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Eleven Volt @elevenvoltmusic.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
[skeleton rattling with fear] Skeleton: This is bad. This is worse than spine eleven, worse than the sinking of the spinetannic, maybe as bad as when the spinosaurs returned.
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Eleven Volt @elevenvoltmusic.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Saying things are a certain percent of my personality is 30% of my personality now.
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Eleven Volt @elevenvoltmusic.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Oreo has requested a name change. She will now be referred to as The Grand Hydrox.
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Eleven Volt @elevenvoltmusic.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
The advice has always been to not play with fire. Take my advice: play with it, dance with it, get engaged to it, have a great honeymoon and brother really listen to me on this next part NEVER CHEAT ON IT.
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Eleven Volt @elevenvoltmusic.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
If you own a little scone shop and you name it something other than "Romancing the Scone" you are simply throwing money down the drain
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Eleven Volt @elevenvoltmusic.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Man I must be getting old. My stereo volume knob is set to the *perfect* position that I found like 5 years ago and last night I had a nightmare that I accidentally changed it.
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Eleven Volt @elevenvoltmusic.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Sometimes strawberries don't go bad, they just lose all flavor after a few days and become LaCroix strawberries
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Eleven Volt @elevenvoltmusic.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
The more demented a laugh, the better
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Eleven Volt @elevenvoltmusic.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Guys, I need like 100 more listens on Spotify for playlist promotion. Just rock out to New City Twilight for me. Thank you! open.spotify.com/track/17Jdl1...
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New City Twilight
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Eleven Volt @elevenvoltmusic.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Can you guys do me a favor? I need some more plays on Spotify to get into playlists. Just play it on loop and turn the volume down or something to boost my numbers (or actually listen). open.spotify.com/album/2uKqUe...
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Dream Ember - EP
Eleven Volt · EP · 2024 · 4 songs
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Eleven Volt @elevenvoltmusic.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
I feel like Naruto's connection to Kuruma could have really been driven home by giving Naruto red pubes and 9 penises
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Eleven Volt @elevenvoltmusic.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
We're like two beans in a spleen. We're not supposed to be in here and we're causing a lot of pain and we can't even get out on our own. Help!
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Eleven Volt @elevenvoltmusic.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Cubic Cole watches the hours tick by in his office day after day. He longs for the day he can pursue the succulent curve of Spherina. It is said all cubes have a slight curve to them, Cole questioned his geometric orientation.
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Eleven Volt @elevenvoltmusic.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Ireland should change their name to Delightland. What a glow up that would be!
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Eleven Volt @elevenvoltmusic.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
A closeup of a black and white cat's face
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Eleven Volt @elevenvoltmusic.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Mages and wizards in a fantasy world are gathering and having a competition, shooting their spells at targets that are painted on rolled out scrolls. One of them lands a shot dead center. Mage announcer: "Scrollseye!"
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Eleven Volt @elevenvoltmusic.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Oreo is feeling very squeezed and digital right now. She must be viewed at a 75 degree angle and even then she struggles to break out.
A digitally stretched image of a black and white cat that you can almost view correctly if you look att it at a certain angle.
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Eleven Volt @elevenvoltmusic.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
closeup of a black and white cat's face, she is squinting but still lowkey angry
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Eleven Volt @elevenvoltmusic.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
A closeup of my black and white cat's face, her eyes are almost closed, only open by 1mm, and she looks like she is about to fall asleep
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Eleven Volt @elevenvoltmusic.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
I prefer my chocolates to be succulent and my succulents to be made of chocolate.
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Eleven Volt @elevenvoltmusic.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
During every bar trivia night a group of men ascend, they reach a higher plane of galaxy brain existence above us mere mortals, "Dance" they say in their mind, "Dance you fools," as they gaze upon this grand circus we call normalcy. And they name their team the holy name, The Whiskey Dicks.
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Eleven Volt @elevenvoltmusic.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Executive: "We meant all caps as in all capital letters in the title" Me, who just presented a movie poster with a special baseball cap for every letter of Godzilla: "Oh"
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Eleven Volt @elevenvoltmusic.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
@etherdiver.bsky.social Thank you so much for listening and including Dream Ember in this week's OPM! www.etherdiver.com/2024/12/20/o...
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OPM: Final Edition 2024 – Ether DiverAccessibility ToolsIncrease TextDecrease TextGrayscaleHigh ContrastNegative ContrastLight BackgroundLinks UnderlineReadable FontReset
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Eleven Volt @elevenvoltmusic.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
at Nintendo: Miyamoto: The people love Mario! My next big idea, "Super Mario Brothers" [thunderous applause in board room] Miyamoto: Super Mario Brothers is a success! My next big idea, "Ultimate Mario Triplets" [crickets and jeers]
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Eleven Volt @elevenvoltmusic.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
I should do a live performance for Dream Ember cosplaying as one of these black and white guys
A scene from the original Star Trek series where men are painted black on one side and white on the other
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Eleven Volt @elevenvoltmusic.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
What is going on in New Jersey!? Eleven Volt's prescription is to listen to this while simultaneously playing UFO 50 and watching Dandadan. elevenvolt.bandcamp.com/track/ufo-ar... #drone #drones #jersey #nyc #newyork #music #unidentified #laser #flying #object #trance #house #military
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Ufo Arcade, by Eleven Volt
from the album Dream Ember EP
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Eleven Volt @elevenvoltmusic.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
The ultimate scam is yogurt with the flavor stuff on the bottom. Big yogurt has been exploiting your yogurt stirring labor for years against your will. End this tyranny.
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Eleven Volt @elevenvoltmusic.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Oreo's problem: She wants a warm place to lie down that doesn't rely on the warmth of her stupid boy, bu she is too scared I'm trying to take her to the vet to go into enclosed spaces Solution: I put a heated blanket on the bottom shelf of my closet #Catsofbluesky
A black and white cat, who is extremely comfortable lying on her belly and squinting with her left paw outstretched like, "I am so cozy"
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Eleven Volt @elevenvoltmusic.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Anybody selling chai tea: name your largest size 'Chaigantic'. This isn't rocket science guys.
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Eleven Volt @elevenvoltmusic.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Eleven Volt loves finding great music from small artists Monochromatic by Thor Speeler is one of the best songs I've ever found in the indie scene. Listen to it when you get the chance. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uf-5...
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Monochromatic
YouTube video by Thor Speeler - Topic
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Eleven Volt @elevenvoltmusic.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
I have peaked on Bluesky. It really is all downhill from here.
A screenshot showing that I have 420 followers and am following 169 people, which is a reference to the number "42069", which is considered the funny number
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