Eleven Volt @elevenvoltmusic.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Snoring and apnea are really serious, but also if you aren't a snorer you can never use a recording of yourself snoring to fool others into thinking you are in bed sleeping while you are actually out and about, up to shenanigans. 000 0
Eleven Volt @elevenvoltmusic.bsky.social · 28/06/2026I'm always hearing about ion storms, how about an ion clear and sunny day 🌞 000 0
Eleven Volt @elevenvoltmusic.bsky.social · 16/05/2026These techbros would make social media apps or AI morph your screen into a hand like some shitty 90s animation and backhand slap you if it was physically possible. 000 0
Eleven Volt @elevenvoltmusic.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Can we just take a moment to appreciate how the 28 Days Later series had 4 films with an expanding time referencing nomenclature and, given like 20 years to wind up for the last 2, instead of using the format days, weeks, months, years they used the format days, weeks, years, years: The Bone Temple. 000 0
Eleven Volt @elevenvoltmusic.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Maybe I'm just losing it, but it seems like any multiplayer gaming I do has been taken over by some 'xbox 360 12 year olds screaming the n-word at everybody' level pervasive garbage and nobody is interested in actually playing the game unless I gather people from a Discord or something. 000 0
Eleven Volt @elevenvoltmusic.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Listen to Overdrive Phantasm now! Be amazed, be scared! This one is truly worth your time, every track is just gold. elevenvolt.bandcamp.com/album/overdr...elevenvolt.bandcamp.comOverdrive Phantasm, by Eleven Volt5 track album 000 0
Eleven Volt @elevenvoltmusic.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Punch Lightning is available on all streaming platforms starting today open.spotify.com/album/4Qxrx6...open.spotify.comSpotify – Web Player 000 0
Eleven Volt @elevenvoltmusic.bsky.social · 08/02/2026So you ring finger is obviously called that, but what is that toe called? Is that the ring toe? 010 1
Eleven Volt @elevenvoltmusic.bsky.social · 06/02/2026It is #bandcampfriday once again and it is really obvious what you should do this time, buy Punch Lightning. 💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪🦾💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪 elevenvolt.bandcamp.com/album/punch-...elevenvolt.bandcamp.comPunch Lightning, by Eleven Volt4 track album 010 1
Eleven Volt @elevenvoltmusic.bsky.social · 26/01/2026Punch Lightning is out now! elevenvolt.bandcamp.com/album/punch-... Available on Bandcamp. It is the most not-AI generated thing ever.elevenvolt.bandcamp.comPunch Lightning, by Eleven Volt4 track album 010 1
Eleven Volt @elevenvoltmusic.bsky.social · 10/01/2026I've always felt that going "this year sucks" is a pretty garbage take on any current events. It's like a cop out. Especially this year, things are shitty, but it's not like anything was less shitty a month or six months ago. Seriously it's a really bad take, live your lives, make it a good year. 010 1
Eleven Volt @elevenvoltmusic.bsky.social · 01/01/2026I didn't hate The Player (1992), but I hated The Game (1997) 000 0
Eleven Volt @elevenvoltmusic.bsky.social · 24/12/2025NASCAR is like a really good 11/10 Nickelback cover band. They absolutely kill their sets, but if you wanted anything other than Nickelback you can forget about it buddy. 000 0
Eleven Volt @elevenvoltmusic.bsky.social · 21/12/2025Facebook marketplace search be like: [Rickenbacker 4003 listed for free] title: READ THE DESCRIPTION!!!!! Listing is $1, just a picture of a motorcycle titled: "Don't want it anymore, just not having fun", no description Like mf, I was searching for graphics cards what is going on over there 000 0
Eleven Volt @elevenvoltmusic.bsky.social · 28/10/2025[skeleton rattling with fear] Skeleton: This is bad. This is worse than spine eleven, worse than the sinking of the spinetannic, maybe as bad as when the spinosaurs returned. 010 1
Eleven Volt @elevenvoltmusic.bsky.social · 25/10/2025Saying things are a certain percent of my personality is 30% of my personality now. 000 0
Eleven Volt @elevenvoltmusic.bsky.social · 26/04/2025Oreo has requested a name change. She will now be referred to as The Grand Hydrox. 010 1
Eleven Volt @elevenvoltmusic.bsky.social · 16/04/2025The advice has always been to not play with fire. Take my advice: play with it, dance with it, get engaged to it, have a great honeymoon and brother really listen to me on this next part NEVER CHEAT ON IT. 010 1
Eleven Volt @elevenvoltmusic.bsky.social · 07/03/2025If you own a little scone shop and you name it something other than "Romancing the Scone" you are simply throwing money down the drain 000 0
Eleven Volt @elevenvoltmusic.bsky.social · 13/01/2025Man I must be getting old. My stereo volume knob is set to the *perfect* position that I found like 5 years ago and last night I had a nightmare that I accidentally changed it. 110 1
Eleven Volt @elevenvoltmusic.bsky.social · 13/01/2025Sometimes strawberries don't go bad, they just lose all flavor after a few days and become LaCroix strawberries 000 0
Eleven Volt @elevenvoltmusic.bsky.social · 07/01/2025Guys, I need like 100 more listens on Spotify for playlist promotion. Just rock out to New City Twilight for me. Thank you! open.spotify.com/track/17Jdl1...open.spotify.comNew City Twilight 120 2
Eleven Volt @elevenvoltmusic.bsky.social · 06/01/2025Can you guys do me a favor? I need some more plays on Spotify to get into playlists. Just play it on loop and turn the volume down or something to boost my numbers (or actually listen). open.spotify.com/album/2uKqUe...open.spotify.comDream Ember - EPEleven Volt · EP · 2024 · 4 songs 020 2
Eleven Volt @elevenvoltmusic.bsky.social · 06/01/2025I feel like Naruto's connection to Kuruma could have really been driven home by giving Naruto red pubes and 9 penises 000 0
Eleven Volt @elevenvoltmusic.bsky.social · 06/01/2025We're like two beans in a spleen. We're not supposed to be in here and we're causing a lot of pain and we can't even get out on our own. Help! 010 1
Eleven Volt @elevenvoltmusic.bsky.social · 02/01/2025Cubic Cole watches the hours tick by in his office day after day. He longs for the day he can pursue the succulent curve of Spherina. It is said all cubes have a slight curve to them, Cole questioned his geometric orientation. 110 1
Eleven Volt @elevenvoltmusic.bsky.social · 02/01/2025Ireland should change their name to Delightland. What a glow up that would be! 010 1
Eleven Volt @elevenvoltmusic.bsky.social · 31/12/2024Mages and wizards in a fantasy world are gathering and having a competition, shooting their spells at targets that are painted on rolled out scrolls. One of them lands a shot dead center. Mage announcer: "Scrollseye!" 000 0
Eleven Volt @elevenvoltmusic.bsky.social · 31/12/2024Oreo is feeling very squeezed and digital right now. She must be viewed at a 75 degree angle and even then she struggles to break out. 020 2
Eleven Volt @elevenvoltmusic.bsky.social · 25/12/2024I prefer my chocolates to be succulent and my succulents to be made of chocolate. 010 1
Eleven Volt @elevenvoltmusic.bsky.social · 21/12/2024During every bar trivia night a group of men ascend, they reach a higher plane of galaxy brain existence above us mere mortals, "Dance" they say in their mind, "Dance you fools," as they gaze upon this grand circus we call normalcy. And they name their team the holy name, The Whiskey Dicks. 010 1
Eleven Volt @elevenvoltmusic.bsky.social · 20/12/2024Executive: "We meant all caps as in all capital letters in the title" Me, who just presented a movie poster with a special baseball cap for every letter of Godzilla: "Oh" 000 0
Eleven Volt @elevenvoltmusic.bsky.social · 20/12/2024@etherdiver.bsky.social Thank you so much for listening and including Dream Ember in this week's OPM! www.etherdiver.com/2024/12/20/o...etherdiver.comOPM: Final Edition 2024 – Ether DiverAccessibility ToolsIncrease TextDecrease TextGrayscaleHigh ContrastNegative ContrastLight BackgroundLinks UnderlineReadable FontReset 000 0
Eleven Volt @elevenvoltmusic.bsky.social · 19/12/2024at Nintendo: Miyamoto: The people love Mario! My next big idea, "Super Mario Brothers" [thunderous applause in board room] Miyamoto: Super Mario Brothers is a success! My next big idea, "Ultimate Mario Triplets" [crickets and jeers] 000 0
Eleven Volt @elevenvoltmusic.bsky.social · 19/12/2024I should do a live performance for Dream Ember cosplaying as one of these black and white guys 110 1
Eleven Volt @elevenvoltmusic.bsky.social · 18/12/2024What is going on in New Jersey!? Eleven Volt's prescription is to listen to this while simultaneously playing UFO 50 and watching Dandadan. elevenvolt.bandcamp.com/track/ufo-ar... #drone #drones #jersey #nyc #newyork #music #unidentified #laser #flying #object #trance #house #militaryelevenvolt.bandcamp.comUfo Arcade, by Eleven Voltfrom the album Dream Ember EP 030 3
Eleven Volt @elevenvoltmusic.bsky.social · 18/12/2024The ultimate scam is yogurt with the flavor stuff on the bottom. Big yogurt has been exploiting your yogurt stirring labor for years against your will. End this tyranny. 010 1
Eleven Volt @elevenvoltmusic.bsky.social · 15/12/2024Oreo's problem: She wants a warm place to lie down that doesn't rely on the warmth of her stupid boy, bu she is too scared I'm trying to take her to the vet to go into enclosed spaces Solution: I put a heated blanket on the bottom shelf of my closet #Catsofbluesky 041 4
Eleven Volt @elevenvoltmusic.bsky.social · 15/12/2024Anybody selling chai tea: name your largest size 'Chaigantic'. This isn't rocket science guys. 020 2
Eleven Volt @elevenvoltmusic.bsky.social · 14/12/2024Eleven Volt loves finding great music from small artists Monochromatic by Thor Speeler is one of the best songs I've ever found in the indie scene. Listen to it when you get the chance. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uf-5...youtube.comMonochromaticYouTube video by Thor Speeler - Topic 030 3
Eleven Volt @elevenvoltmusic.bsky.social · 13/12/2024I have peaked on Bluesky. It really is all downhill from here. 140 4