11 @elevan.bsky.social · 15/05/2026This is who you are being mean to when you bully Kars For Kids 110
11 @elevan.bsky.social · 12/07/2025Billionaire investor Marc Andreesen calls for the purification of the nation’s blood, says that “woke has polluted the promise of a pure, white, b2b SaaS America” 010
11 @elevan.bsky.social · 08/05/2025I had avoided this by not paying for it. Now that’s not enough. :( 010
11 @elevan.bsky.social · 17/04/2025Am I reading this correctly - with ~50k votes counted and ~40k remaining to count, there’s a LOT of room for these early “results” to change 110
11 @elevan.bsky.social · 22/03/2025Being a new parent, I’ve finally learned to respect the thin blue line 000
11 @elevan.bsky.social · 12/03/2025Going back in time to high five my teenage self sitting in the vice principals office for making a classmate cry by calling her a republican because she volunteered for Gavin’s mayoral campaign 000
11 @elevan.bsky.social · 26/02/2025This riddle plays upon common gendered stereotypes about the medical profession. However once these are cast aside it’s clear that Dr. Parking is Dr. Parking’s spouse 020
11 @elevan.bsky.social · 13/01/2025 Keep your hands to yourself. No eating or drinking. You are a digital soldier! Sit up straight! 011
11 @elevan.bsky.social · 15/12/2024The only place you will be safe is outside under the redwood trees. Hurry! 000
