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🇺🇦🇵🇸 A Guy Who Really Likes Elephants

@elephantasmagoria.bsky.social
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Gamer, memer, animal and monster lover, art appreciator

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🇺🇦🇵🇸 A Guy Who Really Likes Elephants @elephantasmagoria.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
What is this feeling? Could it be... hope? For humanity? In addition to the obvious and well-warranted schaudenfreude at seeing scum of the earth get what's coming to them
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Mark T. Sneed @marktsneed.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The idiocy and arrogance of this criminal regime is mind-numbing. They do not believe that they work for the people. Period. The flaw of electing failed businessmen.
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Harry Turtledove @hntdove.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Venn you see the truth...
Venn diagram. Top circle, Canada Geese. Bottom left circle, Toddler. Bottom right circle, Anti-Vaxxer

Intersection Canada Geese/Toddler: always pooping
Intersection Canada Geese/Anti-Vaxxer: wants everydead
Intersection Toddler/Anti-Vaxxer: incoherent ramblings
Intersection of all 3: can't reason with them
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Break the Silence @shanoprogressive.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Ringtail 🔞 @rllynotringtail.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
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🇺🇦🇵🇸 A Guy Who Really Likes Elephants @elephantasmagoria.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I poured a bottle of what turned out to be another man's piss down the drain at work. #HowsYourDayGoing
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🇺🇦🇵🇸 A Guy Who Really Likes Elephants @elephantasmagoria.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I think we've officially reached the point where we just need to stop adapting A Christmas Carol altogether
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Toiletjuf @toiletjuf.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
People that say, “just ask chatGPT” should be shot.
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Maida ☠️ @emmaidama.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
🤭 👇🏼 #Pinks 🌸 #USDemocracy
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🇺🇦🇵🇸 A Guy Who Really Likes Elephants @elephantasmagoria.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
It's a mad world out there. These folks would appreciate some help #GoFundMe #charity gofund.me/1a3513475
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Donate to Help the Cass Family Rebuild and Heal, organized by JD Cass
Hello, Everyone. Our family has recently been the victim of extremely traumati… JD Cass needs your support for Help the Cass Family Rebuild and Heal
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🇺🇦🇵🇸 A Guy Who Really Likes Elephants @elephantasmagoria.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
New booster pack dropped! And I'd say I'm off to a great start in terms of collecting 😁 #PokémonTCGPocket #RuleroftheSkies #MegaEvolution #EX #Mythical #Legendary
Mega Sharpedo EX card from Pokémon TCG PocketGroudon card from the Ruler of the Skies expansion in Pokémon TCG Pocket. The art depicts Groudon breathing a torrent of fire, while rocks fly around it.Hoopa card from the Ruler of the Skies expansion in Pokémon TCG Pocket. The art depicts Hoopa surrounded by cliffs and palm trees, grinning while holding out one of the many rings from its body, through which a different sky can be seen.Dragonair card from the Ruler of the Skies expansion in Pokémon TCG Pocket. The art depicts Dragonair happily slithering among kelp and coral on the ocean floor, and features bright, vivid colors.
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🇺🇦🇵🇸 A Guy Who Really Likes Elephants @elephantasmagoria.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Now this is some MALE BOVINE EXCREMENT The computer beat me on its SECOND TURN 🤬 #PokémonTCGPocket #DropEvent #EverydayWonders
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🇺🇦🇵🇸 A Guy Who Really Likes Elephants @elephantasmagoria.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
If people had to ask to be born, the birthrate for most countries would have dropped to zero at any point in this year And no, that's not a jab at "today's youth"
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🇺🇦🇵🇸 A Guy Who Really Likes Elephants @elephantasmagoria.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Cosplay is the ultimate equalizer. Anybody who denies that does not belong in cultural spaces
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🇺🇦🇵🇸 A Guy Who Really Likes Elephants @elephantasmagoria.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Dayum, Zekrom is SHREDDED 😳 #PokémonTCGPocket #FullArt #PulsingAura
Full art Zekrom card from Pokémon TCG Pocket, depicting it glaring menacingly down at the viewer while surrounded by crackling electricity and swirling storm clouds. The view of its body reveals a toned chest.
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Brant Reeves @bireeves95.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Our News Media needs to get it together….
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🇺🇦🇵🇸 A Guy Who Really Likes Elephants @elephantasmagoria.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
OH MY GOD POKÉDEX IS SHORT FOR "POKÉMON CODEX" HOW DID I NOT REALIZE THAT UNTIL NOW
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Drake & Lil Yachty Looking at Laptop
Alt: Drake & Lil Yachty Looking at Laptop
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🇺🇦🇵🇸 A Guy Who Really Likes Elephants @elephantasmagoria.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Even animals in the wild get free dental. WTF are we doing as a society
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🇺🇦🇵🇸 A Guy Who Really Likes Elephants @elephantasmagoria.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Allow me to rephrase this As a pansexual with a substantial hetero lean, I get a certain sense of exhilaration when I find myself in a homo mood, and I wish more people got to experience that
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🇺🇦🇵🇸 A Guy Who Really Likes Elephants @elephantasmagoria.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I fucking knew it 🤬 www.nine.com.au/entertainmen...
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Fans are paying four digits for tickets to The Odyssey on opening weekend
There’s less than 40 cinemas around the world that can show it in it’s original format.
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🇺🇦🇵🇸 A Guy Who Really Likes Elephants @elephantasmagoria.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Got some neat cards this morning #PokémonTCGPocket #EverydayWonders #Shiny #FullArt #EX #MegaEvolution
Full art card of Piplup from Pokémon TCG Pocket, depicting it waddling cautiously along the surface of a frozen river in a snowy tundra setting. The art employs soft colors, simplistic shading, and no outlinesRainbow full art card of Mega Sableye EX from Pokémon TCG Pocket. The art depicts Mega Sableye peeking out from behind its giant gem shield with a malicious glint, and features sharp lines, vivid colors, and bold contrastShiny Butterfree card from Pokémon TCG Pocket. Butterfree's shiny palette features green eyes, pink limbs and mouth, and a slightly pinkish tint to its wings. The Butterfree shown here is a male, as the scales on its wings are all white, whereas females have a distinct black scale on their lower wings.
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🇺🇦🇵🇸 A Guy Who Really Likes Elephants @elephantasmagoria.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I just realized, people who aren't even a little bi/pan will never experience the exhilaration of suddenly "switching sides" 😢
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🇺🇦🇵🇸 A Guy Who Really Likes Elephants @elephantasmagoria.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Me coming back from my weekly dissociation episode
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🇺🇦🇵🇸 A Guy Who Really Likes Elephants @elephantasmagoria.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
This is why we need a POC woman President
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OgreDragon @ogredragon.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Fighting fascism isn't just the Press's job... we should never post the image or the words of the fascists... cartoons work great... summaries and lampooning work great..
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Voltaireon - 5 caustic French philosophers in a trenchcoat @shaidorsai.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I wish cognitive dissonance were physically painful
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🇺🇦🇵🇸 A Guy Who Really Likes Elephants @elephantasmagoria.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
What if for, say, the next 40 years, all fictional works were set in a socialist utopia, with a competent, functioning, and benevolent government structure that is fair to all? Just saying, all those decades of dystopian fiction sure didn't stop us from becoming a dystopia
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🇺🇦🇵🇸 A Guy Who Really Likes Elephants @elephantasmagoria.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Are people fucking scalping IMAX tickets for #TheOdyssey movie, or what??? Why the fuck are all the good seats taken for this weekend AND all of next week??? This weekend, I get, but every showtime next week is scoured in the exact same pattern
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Lyn Ettinger-Harwell @lyneh1.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🩵🩷 Our murals mean more ~ Mural by: _schraderart_ ~ ~ 🎨 illustrationsbyannie_e ~
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🇺🇦🇵🇸 A Guy Who Really Likes Elephants @elephantasmagoria.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
You can't pick your cards, but you can pick your friends, and you can pick your friends' cards #PokémonTCGPocket #WonderPick
Platinum trophy in Pokémon TCG Pocket for reaching a total of one thousand Wonder Picks
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🇺🇦🇵🇸 A Guy Who Really Likes Elephants @elephantasmagoria.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
DEDENNE DEDENNE EVERYWHERE 2nd cutest Pokémon infestation possible, after Joltik #PokémonTCGPocket #EX #ImmersiveArt #EverydayWonders
Immersive art card of Dedenne EX from Pokémon TCG Pocket. The art depicts a Dedenne carrying an apple core in its paws. The animatic of the art shows an indoor scene with countless Dedenne handling household objects.
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The Spirit of Lorenzo the Cat @lorenzothecat.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
His name is Peter and he works at the Old Florida Book Shop in Dania Beach, Florida. He loves reading Shakespeare.
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Love @celiebug.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Keep spreading everything you can that is honest, that's been fact check so we're not passing this information to inform the people that Blanche is up for confirmation as Attorney General. I say no. I hope everybody else is with me and says no. We do not want Blanche as Attorney General.
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Rebecca 🦋 @rebecca79903973.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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Silly Sally 💙💙💙 @caturday62.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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Kevin Rothrock @kevinrothrock.me · 15/07/2026
lol, opposition to data centers, especially tax breaks for these low-job-producing pollution monsters, is one of the few positions that cuts across party lines in U.S. politics. Trumper coming out openly in favor data centers is perfect. keep it up, Donny. dig that hole deeper, you orange fuck.
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Canadian Loyalist 🇨🇦 @shakespearesgal.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Yup … technology is not all it’s cracked up to be … #cdnpoli
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Resistance is persistence! @chuckspaeth.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
#30million8/30 If we do not assemble a massive march we will appear weak. 30 million marching on August 30th. I am not seeking likes. You need to repost this. I cannot make this happen by myself. It requires all of us to participate.
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77ratride.bsky.social @77ratride.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Yep!
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AnthropoceneMPG 🌊 @anthropocenempg.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Data Centers are being built in secret. 🤐
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🇺🇦🇵🇸 A Guy Who Really Likes Elephants @elephantasmagoria.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Repost, then watch the replies to find out who you should be blocking on Bluesky
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David Berri @wagesofwins.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
There is no rule that says if people are offering ridiculous arguments that you must debate them and treat their ideas with respect. You are allowed to call someone ridiculous and move on. I offer this thought from a discipline that has spent decades debating the ridiculous.
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🇺🇦🇵🇸 A Guy Who Really Likes Elephants @elephantasmagoria.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Came for the funny and cute bug drawings, stayed for the wholesomeness
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
NO 👇 LIES DETECTED, HILLARY....
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Rosalie907💙🇺🇸🇮🇪🇺🇦🌈🦋 @rosalie907.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Remember this the next time they’re blamed.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
A friend of mine found these three kittens behind a Bay Area gas station. They are tame, vaccinated, and incredibly affectionate. Unfortunately, she's unable to keep them and I'm trying to find them a home. They are at risk of going to a shelter. Bay Area people, are you open to adopting?
Three kittens in a cage. Two are orange and one is black. Three kittens. Two are orange, one is black. They are laying on a stuffed teddy bear. The black kitten in a scarf.The two orange kittens in a scarf.
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Otocai @otocai.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Quick drawing! OC or Fanart? Have an elephant DJ for no reason, but please comment.
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🇺🇦🇵🇸 A Guy Who Really Likes Elephants @elephantasmagoria.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
It's not really Summer in Arizona until you start getting daily warnings of "temperatures well above normal" and "high UV rates" 🫠
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🇺🇦🇵🇸 A Guy Who Really Likes Elephants @elephantasmagoria.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
And now, for something completely different Imagine a genie who, instead of taking your wishes literally, or twisting them maliciously, just made them all sexual For instance, you wish for a million dollars, and suddenly you're on a stripper pole with a crowd of people throwing $100 bills at you
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