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Jason Roland

@elegantmule.bsky.social
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Jason Roland @elegantmule.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Start with onion, green pepper and mushrooms, then and a pizza base. Worlds perfect salad
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Jason Roland @elegantmule.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Four times, 1903 and then 1919-21. If you count '03, it was more of an exhibition put on by the two pennant winners. I remember it because of the Black Sox, and knew it was also a few other years, so I did have to look it up. I thought Ruth and the Yanks won in '20, but they had to wait a year.
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Jason Roland @elegantmule.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I can think of one I might tune in for.
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Jason Roland @elegantmule.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The 1921 World Series was best of nine! Your argument is fine I just wanted to show off trivia knowledge ;)
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Jason Roland @elegantmule.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Well now I'm worried I have the wrong colored star on my belly..
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Jason Roland @elegantmule.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Snake butts gotta come out somewhere..
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Jason Roland @elegantmule.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That's why I don't rewatch, those memories should stay safely holed!
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Jason Roland @elegantmule.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yeah but where is the pope at 3am when I really shouldn't post?
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Jason Roland @elegantmule.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
They considered Fiona Orange, but you really can't compare the two..
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Jason Roland @elegantmule.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Herald barely covers Miami anymore, there have been massive layoffs.
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Jason Roland @elegantmule.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Federal guidelines would likely be 5-7 years, then registry as a sex offender.
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Jason Roland @elegantmule.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I also pronounce it "Artic" but I'm a pirate.
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Jason Roland @elegantmule.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My first guess was the Female Body Inspector novelty tee shirts.. but yours actually makes sense 👍
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Jason Roland @elegantmule.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'd guess the worry is continuing inflation. There are always worrywarts concerned about systemic risks (like Republicans staying in power) but I think that's premature.
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Jason Roland @elegantmule.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I don't care if she gets handsy with a bar owner, but I don't think anyone should be schtuping their staffers! And she works for us as taxpayers, so I'm all for firing her.
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Jason Roland @elegantmule.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The other guy was trying to sell him a sofa..
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Jason Roland @elegantmule.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The article says "around" 84 from the mound..
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Jason Roland @elegantmule.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Between you and Em I don't understand like half of my own timeline..
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Jason Roland @elegantmule.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The actual article doesn't do this, it calls out the conservative bad actors, the two fanbases it mentions are the more liberal long time fans and the more sports-for-sports-sake fans that followed Caitlin Clark. The synopsis is click bait.. but I did read it so I guess it worked..
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Jason Roland @elegantmule.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Never rethinking your life choices is how you end up with you daughter speaking about you this way though...
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Jason Roland @elegantmule.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The genocides? The child rape? The oppression, segregation and dehumanization of marginalized others? Obviously not all believes are guilty of the crimes their co-religious commit, but religion itself has earned a lot of the hate it receives.
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Jason Roland @elegantmule.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Oh. I thought you we're telling me Charmander was barely legal. Way to get a guy's hopes up..
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Jason Roland @elegantmule.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
According to--checks notes--Merriam Webster!?! reticent and myriad are pronounced with a schwa in the final syllable.
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Jason Roland @elegantmule.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Yup. I hate this timeline
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Jason Roland @elegantmule.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Untoasted?! Heathen!! :0
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Jason Roland @elegantmule.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
My feed can be a little "colourful".. so I was worried!
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Jason Roland @elegantmule.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
No worries, I usually write in pencil anyway.
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Jason Roland @elegantmule.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Huh, I thought ya already were? Is she an imposter!?!
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Jason Roland @elegantmule.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
That would be a funny--and kinda true-- thing to say if you are in your fifties 👻
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Jason Roland @elegantmule.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
It's the power of the bob!!!
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Jason Roland @elegantmule.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
"There is no ethical consumption under capitalism" and all. I don't think otherwise thoughtful allies should be abandoned over crosswords, be those allies need to handle this with far more tack and respect then Jennings did.
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Jason Roland @elegantmule.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I dunno how Bluesky will react to the gun show! 💪
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Jason Roland @elegantmule.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Trump lead an open rebellion against our democracy and faced zero consequences. That is a massive failure from all levels of our government, from Garland and Biden down to the voters. No one deserves to be partially exonerated here. There's enough total blame to go around, and Garland deserves his
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Jason Roland @elegantmule.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Remember the game show Deal or No Deal? No one there would take 50k over the shot at 1M. Somehow I think people are either misunderstanding or virtue signaling
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Jason Roland @elegantmule.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
El-Sayed stole Moth-man's motorcycle! Can I Has monies pls?
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Jason Roland @elegantmule.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
No fair stealing my joke before I thought of it 😝
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Jason Roland @elegantmule.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Emily's just trying to turn into a snowman to beat the heat ☃️
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Jason Roland @elegantmule.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I gave up after Civil War..
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Jason Roland @elegantmule.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Your like one more post from getting me to do that too
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Jason Roland @elegantmule.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
One step ahead of ya
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Jason Roland @elegantmule.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Sending hugs and puppy kisses
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Jason Roland @elegantmule.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Same! Apparently he had a lot of support in the "Bernie Bro" community, and they were rather insufferable about it right until the end, so lots of us who saw the red flags are rubbing it in a little.
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Jason Roland @elegantmule.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The chupacabra will always have your back 😊
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Jason Roland @elegantmule.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Yeah but this was national news, and grand juries aren't sequestered or anything.. I'm surprised they went along with this
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Jason Roland @elegantmule.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Is bring French onion dip the wake in bad taste?
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Jason Roland @elegantmule.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Actually not truth at all? The only way to get these numbers (aside from the three languages) is to take Bible traditions as facts. It's hundreds of stores written by thousands of authors mostly between the 6th century BCE and the early 2nd CE.
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Jason Roland @elegantmule.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Unless your willing to end judicial review your reforms won't make it past the shadow docket
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Jason Roland @elegantmule.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Perhaps, but more likely it's a euphemism for drinking warm beer and peeing on trees
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Jason Roland @elegantmule.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I have seen this movie, and I couldn't even guess..
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Jason Roland @elegantmule.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Happy BDay beautiful :)
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