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Bill Farley

@electric528.bsky.social
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Sarcastic introvert. Cat lover. Baltimore Oriole fanatic.

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Bill Farley @electric528.bsky.social · 16m
"I can't believe I didn't get the Peace Prize. Sure I told Iran to nuke Los Angeles and San Diego earlier this week, but did they do it? No. Another war averted by me. I want my Prize!"
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Bill Farley @electric528.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If he was a white, conservative MAGA man would it be televised?
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Bill Farley @electric528.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If he wasn't Muslim, would it be televised? If it was a white conservative MAGA man would it it be televised?
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Bill Farley @electric528.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
When you see top Republicans, especially Trump, buying stock in face masks, hospital equipment and casketmakers... then worry.
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Bill Farley @electric528.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Instead of writing letters, answer our prayers.
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Bill Farley @electric528.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Tehran, if you're listening....."
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Bill Farley @electric528.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
And even, again today, said that he deserves the Peace Prize.
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Bill Farley @electric528.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That'll guarantee him the Peace Prize
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Bill Farley @electric528.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Deja vu
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Bill Farley @electric528.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That's some low-T running
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Bill Farley @electric528.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Just find another way to route the money... it's what he does.
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Bill Farley @electric528.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Obviously Trump will say it's because of him.
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Bill Farley @electric528.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Like COVID: Only a few people will get it. Most will survive it. It'll be gone before we know it.
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Bill Farley @electric528.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Prize Committee always misses the big picture. 🙄
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Bill Farley @electric528.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Mister we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again....
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Bill Farley @electric528.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Fox News people leave Fox for jobs in the Administration. Administration people leave the Administration for jobs at Fox News.
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Bill Farley @electric528.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Fox News people leave Fox for jobs in the Administration. Administration people leave the Administration for jobs at Fox News.
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Bill Farley @electric528.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
How far up Trump's ass you gonna go, Elon?
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Jonas Kahnwald Searching Dark Cave
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Bill Farley @electric528.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I smell lawsuit.
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Bill Farley @electric528.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My IQ is so high. I mean, I bet no one else here could pick an elephant out of a lineup.
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Bill Farley @electric528.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sir, if you know more about everything than everybody, what happens when you lower prices 700%? How much does the item cost after that? Someone with a high IQ like you because your uncle taught at MIT should know the answer to that off the top of your head.
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Bill Farley @electric528.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You sure Jack Smith is there? Eric Schmitt says that Smith is in Los Angeles at the Dodgers game talking with Gavin Newsom, Kamala Harris and Nancy Pelosi.... and he has proof.
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Bill Farley @electric528.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The reason Republican candidates have shitty poll numbers is because you and your shitty poll numbers are out campaigning for them. Keep it up!
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Bill Farley @electric528.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Elaine dances better....
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Elaine Benes' Iconic Dance
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Bill Farley @electric528.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Now, should I get one... what do I do should it bounce?
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Bill Farley @electric528.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fantastic! A felonious President will get to put a FOURTH Justice on the Supreme Court! America keeps getting greater and greater... 🙄🙄🙄🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮
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Bill Farley @electric528.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Not 99% like Putin and Kim Jong Un?
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Bill Farley @electric528.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Bill Farley @electric528.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
As Colonel Flagg once said on MASH: If it wasn't for war, you wouldn't know what peace was.
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Bill Farley @electric528.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"If I weren't President Saudi Arabia wouldn't be giving my family and myself millions of dollars."
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Bill Farley @electric528.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Paying all that money so they don't have to pay taxes.... 🤔
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Bill Farley @electric528.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
TIME: By "a lot of people," how many of the voices in your head are saying that?
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Bill Farley @electric528.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"My uncle was able to recognize the elephant. That's why I can too."
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Bill Farley @electric528.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They don't care if children are traumatized.
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Bill Farley @electric528.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just that excerpt gave me a headache. "Sir..." "Biden..." "Ever hear of a helipad?" "No, we didn't...Great idea!" And talk about helicopters ruining the lawn? This from a man that built a wrestling venue on it? JFC.
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Archie Bunker Kill Me Now
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Bill Farley @electric528.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Maybe Trump meant North Korea???
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Bill Farley @electric528.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
FAKE!
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Donald Trump on Fake News
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Bill Farley @electric528.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yeah, look who's President
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Bill Farley @electric528.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Could've used a lot of that money to build an arch!
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Bill Farley @electric528.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"The only way we can get things done in this country for Republicans to be in control of the White House, House and Senate and the Supreme Court, too. Then and only then can we make America great again."
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Bill Farley @electric528.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
NO ONE: TRUMP: Arnold Palmer's junk!
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Bill Farley @electric528.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Trump is to blame... not that Paxton is a POS...
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Bill Farley @electric528.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We're still cleaning up the mess William Henry Harrison made in just 30 days of his Presidency 200 years ago.
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Bill Farley @electric528.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Bill Farley @electric528.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Trump will claim it as a word he coined.
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Bill Farley @electric528.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Given a lawbreaker the White House and letting him get away with renovations no one asked for or wanted.
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Bill Farley @electric528.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They better watch it. He's gonna ban them from the White House next.
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Bill Farley @electric528.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Give him more time. Biden left a bigger mess than he thought. Still cleaning it up. 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
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Bill Farley @electric528.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Is there anything "morally binding" to Trump?
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Bill Farley @electric528.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Every reporter asking Trump about AI should always use AI to piss him off.
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