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Mike Ingram For Everyone

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Mike Ingram For Everyone @electmikeingram.bsky.social · 22h
Am I getting that right?
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Mike Ingram For Everyone @electmikeingram.bsky.social · 22h
So, less than a month after a 9/11 anniv. where every MAGA fluffer spent the whole week talking about the tragedy (& regurgitating a bunch of misplaced racism at all vaguely Middle Eastern-seeming brown people), they cheered at Trump's suggestion of Iran "taking out" LA or San Diego.
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Mike Ingram For Everyone @electmikeingram.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Even at our own local level, despite every township down to the smallest having a general assistance budget, the cities end up catching small-town folks who need help. The small-town cops literally drive unhoused/homeless people to Champaign-Urbana and drop them off.
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Mike Ingram For Everyone @electmikeingram.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And I love that he's making it while Bill Maher has to sit there and see what an actual thinking person looks and sounds like.
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Mike Ingram For Everyone @electmikeingram.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I've seen others make this point (or something similar to it) before, and I've talked about it on panels before, but I'm not sure I've seen someone land it so perfectly and succinctly as Anand Giridharadas @anandwrites.bsky.social does right here. Wow. Bravo. This has *always* been an issue.
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Mike Ingram For Everyone @electmikeingram.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nah, you're under their judgment and your actions (which they are most likely jealous of) led to your bad outcome, in their eyes. It doesn't matter to them whether things happened beyond your consent, because they are judging you for consenting to anything beyond their boring frame of reference.
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Mike Ingram For Everyone @electmikeingram.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Here it is, folks. The crux of the issue for these folks. If you do something that they deem unworthy, then anything bad that happens to you is you getting what was coming to you. Nevermind that many of them claim to come from the "judge not lest ye be judged" ethos.
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Mike Ingram For Everyone @electmikeingram.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bold strategy, Cotton.
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Tomato Szn @bskylife.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s not the most important part of this story but there is a Reel with film of Smith at the Iowa game in question. www.instagram.com/reel/Dd4epJb...
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Senate In Session on Instagram: "We found the receipts. . . . . . @senericschmitt #jacksmith #proof #senate #hawkeyes #womenscollegebasketball"
436 likes, 41 comments - senateinsession on September 29, 2026: "We found the receipts. . . . . . @senericschmitt #jacksmith #proof #senate #hawkeyes #womenscollegebasketball".
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Mike Ingram For Everyone @electmikeingram.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
So, certainly, all of the folks who demonized Monica Lewinsky (lots of them Republicans, but not exclusively because misogyny runs deep in all circles) will be out there shouting about the (at least) two women and one man that Lauren Boebert banged while they were her subordinates, right??
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Mike Ingram For Everyone @electmikeingram.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Will there be an underground holding area for the sharks with the frickin' laser beams attached to their heads?
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Mike Ingram For Everyone @electmikeingram.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Toxic dudes being so mad about women's haircuts or body hair choices is about not being able to sexualize women the way they want.
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Mike Ingram For Everyone @electmikeingram.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is going to be either the most amazing thing ever, or just an absolute shitshow mess (which will also be amazing). 😂
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Mike Ingram For Everyone @electmikeingram.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Gonna be wild watching a bunch of pAtRiOtS shit themselves to death after excitedly eating Trump-stamped foreign beef bought in bulk for reduced sale price and blended with horse.
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Mike Ingram For Everyone @electmikeingram.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Well, if his first foray into the meat business is any indication, this "imported" horse meat that Trump is touting will be an incredible product. Super trustworthy. No worries.
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Mike Ingram For Everyone @electmikeingram.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Truly, truly, truly, do not read the details of this case without knowing that it is very grim and the child is very young. Every CW/TW you could imagine should be attached to this. And he's a repeat offender? Let's hear from Ron DeSantis on this one.
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Mike Ingram For Everyone @electmikeingram.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
What an honor, every single day, to be on the road as every single other car is driven by a person driving for the very first time, in vehicles whose even basic features are a mystery to them.
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Mike Ingram For Everyone @electmikeingram.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
🎶 Hello corn sweat my old friend 🎶 Sweated through my shirt again
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Soraya Nadia McDonald @soraya.press · 31/07/2026
"WE THE FUCKING JUDGE SON" New York, I love you. I love you so fucking much. Via wali_talks on IG
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Secret Service agents are trained to take bullets for a president but not this shit
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Mike Ingram For Everyone @electmikeingram.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I am, unfortunately, all too aware. Just went for a run in Champaign. 😂😭
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Mike Ingram For Everyone @electmikeingram.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Living in the Midwest right now: "It's a wet heat."
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Mike Ingram For Everyone @electmikeingram.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
(And because someone will inevitably be like "oh so you're saying it's ONLY Republicans?!?!": Obviously not. They exist everywhere. But the frequency is worth noting--especially when paired with scare tactics about others.)
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Mike Ingram For Everyone @electmikeingram.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
This fits a fairly staggering pattern, where "protect the children [from the scary left/gay/trans/etc]" Republicans end up being the ones who are the predators. Like so many things, I guess it's just to throw suspicion/focus elsewhere.
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Mike Ingram For Everyone @electmikeingram.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Oddly enough, this r*pist initially ran as a (D) against a scandal-plagued (R) but then quickly switched parties after winning. Wonder if that was the plan all along or if he realized he was more at home with the other (R) officials.
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Mike Ingram For Everyone @electmikeingram.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Be warned that there is probably a need for a CW for any news stories about this because there are some major details disclosed via the federal indictment.
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Mike Ingram For Everyone @electmikeingram.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
was arrested yesterday. The headline says "soliciting" as if this was just some sting operation where he talked to someone he thought was fifteen, but no, this was a multi-year predatory sequence that began by contacting the girl via Roblox when she was in 8th grade.
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Mike Ingram For Everyone @electmikeingram.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Another Republican "family man" elected official with a history of voting against the LGBTQ+ community has been arrested for preying on a minor. There is no look of shock on my face. West Virginia Delegate David Elliott Pritt (R), a father of four and a teacher,
Mugshot photo of a 5-foot 4-inch man in orange prison jumpsuit standing in front of a height-lined wall, with a new headline above saying "West Virginia House Speaker calls on GOP Delegate Elliott Pritt to resign after arrest for soliciting 15-year-old girl. Pritt, Republican of Fayette, is a public school teacher in his district.
Additional contextual text is placed at the bottom by Mike Ingram, saying: "also, not just solicitation but R A P I N G her multiple times after grooming her since eighth grade via Roblox and Snapchat, so they better add more fucking charges."
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Mike Ingram For Everyone @electmikeingram.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
More blood on Elon's hands. Thanks, DOGE. 🤬
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Mike Ingram For Everyone @electmikeingram.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Chat, can I get a "fuck ICE" in these trying times?
A picture of me, in rainbow sunglasses, wearing a hat emblazoned with the phrase  "FCK ICE"
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Mike Ingram For Everyone @electmikeingram.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Be safe out there, y'all. It's that time. 😂
A 2021 tweet from @courtneyellis that says "Lock your doors if you live in the Midwest this week or people will put free zucchini in your car."
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Mike Ingram For Everyone @electmikeingram.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Every time I think that we've exhausted this meme format, someone manages to prove me wrong. 😂
It's the meme where a guy is looking over at his left shoulder at a woman who has just walked past, much to the chagrin of his clearly aghast partner who is to his right. Except this time it's Death standing in the place of the man, looking at Lindsey Graham over his left shoulder while Mitch McConnell stands in for the partner to Death's right.
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Ben Miller @benwritesthings.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
girl WHAT
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Mike Ingram For Everyone @electmikeingram.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Just spent roughly twenty minutes on the phone with Mitch McConnell. It was just the sound of air whooshing a lot and a persistent beeping. Any idea what that could mean?
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Mike Ingram For Everyone @electmikeingram.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Trump paying any attention to a sports team seems to lead to a loss for that team. 😂 At least with the Knicks it was during a series and not single elimination.
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Mike Ingram For Everyone @electmikeingram.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
July 4th is a challenging day for those who believe this country COULD be so much better but never see it manage to get there.
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Mike Ingram For Everyone @electmikeingram.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
The absolute worst people you've ever encountered online or in real life are currently competing to create the more racist, transphobic, horrifyingly bigoted version of this image that they can. Especially the most annoying people you knew in high school.
Two climbers sit atop the spire of the Empre State Building, a flad unfurled below them. The flag's message has been replaced from the original today via photoshop and Ai, by terrible people, with every possible bigoted thing you could imagine.
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Mike Ingram For Everyone @electmikeingram.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
2026: Where even the wins feel like losses, because we're on a neverending down-slide.
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Mike Ingram For Everyone @electmikeingram.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Living in a world where three of our Supreme Court justices think that a president's executive orders can/should overrule the CONSTITUTION is extremely grim. Birthright citizenship should have been 9-0. Meanwhile, the rest of these #SCOTUS rulings... 😒
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amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Everyone is talking about Trump’s mock up arch at the Great American State Fair, so I filmed it from top to bottom and front to back for everyone who can’t see it in person.
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Mike Ingram For Everyone @electmikeingram.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
The "blue no matter who" centrists in New York must be losing their minds right now. But they're searching and deleting old posts. 😂
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Mike Ingram For Everyone @electmikeingram.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Elon Musk's phone on Father's Day.
A smartphone screen says "no notifications."
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Buttons (Ashley) 🏴‍☠️#OFMDForLife🏴‍☠️ 🏳️‍🌈🤡 @sevensugars.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Since I did do my PhD in cyanobacteria growth and treatment optimization modeling AND work in the water treatment industry, I’m gonna share my theory as to what’s happening here and how to fix it. People are focusing on the painted bottom of the pool increasing residual heat, and while that 1/19
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Mike Ingram For Everyone @electmikeingram.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
The comment sections are wild today, y'all. 😂 Happy Juneteenth!
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Mike Ingram For Everyone @electmikeingram.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Days since I had my first-ever Uncrustable: 3 Consecutive days I've had an Uncrustable: 3
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Mike Ingram For Everyone @electmikeingram.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
So, great job, Josh, on making a deeper point that you’re actually too dumb to understand. -They Still Can't Handle Michelle Obama -Or, how Josh Hokit accidentally marked the country's birthday in a very befitting way mikeingramforeveryone.substack.com/p/they-still...
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They Still Can't Handle Michelle Obama
Or, how Josh Hokit accidentally marked the country's birthday in a very befitting way
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Mike Ingram For Everyone @electmikeingram.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
The only critique I have is that they don't really need to put his brain in a special spot in the mid-section like Krang, given that Fetterman's head seems basically hollow. He might actually be the perfect vessel. 😂
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Mike Ingram For Everyone @electmikeingram.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Just over here praying that Nancy Mace stays in 5th place, to match Riley Gaines. 😂
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Mike Ingram For Everyone @electmikeingram.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Hook this shit to my fucking veins. 😂
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Mike Ingram For Everyone @electmikeingram.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Live shot of the Trump box at game 3 of the NBA Finals during the National Anthem. 😂😂😂
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