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eldritchmiltank.bsky.social

@eldritchmiltank.bsky.social
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Human cow for the hungry gays & theys. Chicago based dairy distributer. Aspiring breeding ground for monsters, dark forces, and otherworldly horrors. 18+

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eldritchmiltank.bsky.social @eldritchmiltank.bsky.social · 11h
Not my daddy issues surfacing every time Dr Loomis is on screen in Halloween
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Doctor Loomis's Despair
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eldritchmiltank.bsky.social @eldritchmiltank.bsky.social · 12h
Pick an udder and get to work, bring your friends. 🐄
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Nipster87 @boilerbator.bsky.social · 14h
Some light pumping tonight.
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eldritchmiltank.bsky.social @eldritchmiltank.bsky.social · 18h
If you need me, I’ll be staring into space, daydreaming about quitting everything and becoming a teratophilic broodmare
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Freaky Goblin
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eldritchmiltank.bsky.social @eldritchmiltank.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Get something pierced?
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eldritchmiltank.bsky.social @eldritchmiltank.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Body goals
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Softboiled Wonderland @hugemateria.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Coach tiddies. Reach in and cop a feel
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eldritchmiltank.bsky.social @eldritchmiltank.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Watching everyone be horny while my chronic health issues keep flaring. 🐄 🕰️
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Squidward Meme: Missing Out While Looking Out Window
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eldritchmiltank.bsky.social @eldritchmiltank.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Sml Jeffy Pours Milk on Spilled Cereal
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eldritchmiltank.bsky.social @eldritchmiltank.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Skeletor's Dramatic Exit
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eldritchmiltank.bsky.social @eldritchmiltank.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Angry Jigglypuff Pokemon
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eldritchmiltank.bsky.social @eldritchmiltank.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Happy Satoru Gojo Anime Pose
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Brock & Milo 🔞 @tiredgays.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If he can unlock himself before I nut he can take the cage off, the game. Lol see if he wins 🔐😏 #Gayinterracial, #Black, #Asian #Thai, #Gay, #Gayporn, #Gaysex, #ゲイ, #ゲイポルノ, #ゲイセックス, #เกย์ , #Gaymer, #Chicago, #Chastity, #Caged, #Locked, #Bussy, #Ass, #Cock
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eldritchmiltank.bsky.social @eldritchmiltank.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This kind of competitive power play is delicious 👏🏼
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eldritchmiltank.bsky.social @eldritchmiltank.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Busted my nut in the AM on 10/1 of Locktober. Can’t none of you bitches tell me what to do lol 🐄 🫵
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eldritchmiltank.bsky.social @eldritchmiltank.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Born to be a slut, forced to work 🐄
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Tiebell @tie14.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Locally sourced. 😌🥛
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Softboiled Wonderland @hugemateria.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Contrapposto tummy
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eldritchmiltank.bsky.social @eldritchmiltank.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“…nurtured by the voices of all those authors who had sent their [words] out into the world like ships on the sea”
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Sportsnet Rogers Dumpster Fire in Flood
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eldritchmiltank.bsky.social @eldritchmiltank.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Kink pauses my thinky parts. I think, therefore I anxiety. Put my cow brain on the shelf and replace it with graven images of yourself. Stain the bone with your incense. Pour your holy waters in the basin, anoint it with your honeyed milk, and bless it all with a contented sigh……or whatever 🐄 💀
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eldritchmiltank.bsky.social @eldritchmiltank.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Cum gutters? Oh, you mean my back?! 🐄 🥩
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eldritchmiltank.bsky.social @eldritchmiltank.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
No….choatic neutral asexual polycule. They take any course of action that leads to their desired goals, frequently breaking laws (which is not evil, but IS chaotic)
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eldritchmiltank.bsky.social @eldritchmiltank.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My stupid take on the original Dracula by Bram Stoker: Lawful neutral asexual polycule VS Lawful evil aromantic polycule
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dracula rise
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eldritchmiltank.bsky.social @eldritchmiltank.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
And done for today lol. Gotta say, a hypno file with the clamps responding to the audio is 👨‍🍳 💋
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eldritchmiltank.bsky.social @eldritchmiltank.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If you’d rather a link than fumbling with a QR code, just message me
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eldritchmiltank.bsky.social @eldritchmiltank.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Dunno much about how it works, but I’ve got app-controlled nipple clamps on right now if someone wants to milk me remotely 🐄 🥛
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eldritchmiltank.bsky.social @eldritchmiltank.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
WET tiddies 🐄 🚿
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eldritchmiltank.bsky.social @eldritchmiltank.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Locktober is coming, and I can feel Chaster app temptation breathing down my neck. I just dunno if I can chastity without an army of dicks to funnel lol
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TheShihai @theshihai.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The goodest puppers 🤤
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Marker Posey @markerposey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My belly dance 🕺🏻
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eldritchmiltank.bsky.social @eldritchmiltank.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Damn, what does that thing eat? 😳
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eldritchmiltank.bsky.social @eldritchmiltank.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
*wistful sigh* oh, why can’t life be more like my fantasy romance novels *browsing monster mpreg AO3 stories, kicking feet and giggling*. Ahh, what life could be 😊 🐄 🫃 👹 🐙 🥚
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Anime Kicking Feet
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eldritchmiltank.bsky.social @eldritchmiltank.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Plant it deep, let’s see how many bugbear pups I can pump out lol
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eldritchmiltank.bsky.social @eldritchmiltank.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Patrick Star Smells and Floats Away
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Your Local Bi Bear 🐻 @nudeforms.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy Fat cock/Fat boy Friday 😘
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‼️Bara Husband‼️ @barahusband.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I smell great. Come closer and I’ll prove it to you. #beefy #hairy #gay #daddy #fatcock #gaynsfw #balls #chub #bear #foreskin #uncut #nsfw
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Softboiled Wonderland @hugemateria.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Still fat. Still grumpy.
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Chi Dom M @chidomm1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Is this fat enough for you? #fcf
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Throbby Bobby @throbbybobby.com · 25/09/2026
Oomf saw it first (I think he liked it 🥹) #fcf
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eldritchmiltank.bsky.social @eldritchmiltank.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Very fresh from lifting plump
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eldritchmiltank.bsky.social @eldritchmiltank.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Freshly pumped chest day tiddies 🐄. Y’know, I’ve been lifting weights with a trainer at least once a week for 2-3yrs now, and lately I’m feeling like there’s basically 0 difference from when I started lol…which isn’t true. Just not as pumped as I’d like and still not cool with my weight 🐄 ⚓️
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eldritchmiltank.bsky.social @eldritchmiltank.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I don’t wanna do the fucking gym this morning 😭
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Emma Roberts' Annoyed Look
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eldritchmiltank.bsky.social @eldritchmiltank.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Never heard you complain about eating a hairy piece before…
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eldritchmiltank.bsky.social @eldritchmiltank.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
These are my meat-handling tits 🐄 🍖
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Big Dom Daddy 🤠 @bigdomdaddysouth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
After work Daddy views
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eldritchmiltank.bsky.social @eldritchmiltank.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This helps tho
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eldritchmiltank.bsky.social @eldritchmiltank.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Now that summer heat is gone, I get to be regular depressed instead of SAD depressed. Here’s some sad, wet tiddies for you animals 🐄 🐷🐐🐴🐶🦦🫏🐈
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Pepino Fuego Amor 🇵🇸 @aularong.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sunshine 🌞 on my tiddies makes me happyyyyyy* *in relative terms not absolute as I still cry for justice in a world where the powerful crush the powerless
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eldritchmiltank.bsky.social @eldritchmiltank.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A little sriracha helps round it out
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eldritchmiltank.bsky.social @eldritchmiltank.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Fat pump and a clamp. Here, hold these 🐄 🦀
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