iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Giardia De Laurentiis @eldermillenial.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I’ve been using the Hop Fastpass app for years for taking trimet and, ever since the app update a few months back, I now get logged out randomly which isn’t great when trying to reload my transit pass. Might be time to dump the app since I can also just tap to pay with my bank card.

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Giardia De Laurentiis @eldermillenial.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I love when guys feel the need to tell you they’re queer and poly as if the dangly earrings aren’t a dead giveaway.

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Giardia De Laurentiis @eldermillenial.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Saw another guy yelling at his actual human teen in a minivan but this time in the parking lot at Tom’s which is far worse than Walmart

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Giardia De Laurentiis @eldermillenial.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I know I’m gonna be in the minority on this (and that’s okay!) but I didn’t care for the resident evil movie. I loved the gore and special effects but the constant comedic interjections just kept taking me out of it.

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Giardia De Laurentiis @eldermillenial.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

My feet are in pain already but it’ll be worth it once they’re broken in

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Giardia De Laurentiis @eldermillenial.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Just walked past a car with a dude in it yelling at his barking dogs like they were his kids in some random Walmart parking lot

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Giardia De Laurentiis @eldermillenial.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Finished just a few minutes ago. I feel it started much stronger than it finished, but still couldn’t put it down.

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Giardia De Laurentiis @eldermillenial.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

This has been such an exquisitely fucked up read and I love it

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Giardia De Laurentiis @eldermillenial.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I was up way too late playing the WoW Forever beta. I rolled an undead priestess in homage to the one I used to play back in Wrath/Cata. Might do do the same for my very first toon, a human paladin. Also realized I don’t care for the sky elves nor their starter zone. They’re kinda boring tbh

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Giardia De Laurentiis @eldermillenial.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Bought Last Summer in the City on a whim a few weeks back and finished reading it today. What a great read. Might be the first time I go back and reread the forward since I have context for it all now.

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Giardia De Laurentiis @eldermillenial.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

So many incidents involving bulges and blown out bottoms in this EHSC meeting I’m in

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Giardia De Laurentiis @eldermillenial.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Gonna say something potentially controversial: fruited beer sours do a much better job showcasing the featured fruit flavor than ciders with the same fruit.

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Giardia De Laurentiis @eldermillenial.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I look forward to the launch to WoW Forever+ for the crowd that love the QoL changes that Forever brought, but removes the blue sky elves for those that find them immersion breaking.

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Giardia De Laurentiis @eldermillenial.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

We’re at the Wonder Ballroom for the Haute and Freddy show and the opener was a local vaudeville duo called the Ruben Brothers and they were an absolute delight

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Giardia De Laurentiis @eldermillenial.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I die a bit on the inside when someone calls me sir. Conversely the same thing happens when I get carded when buying booze.

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Giardia De Laurentiis @eldermillenial.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I watched the World of Warcraft Forever trailer and I was not expecting a launch date of November of this year.

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Giardia De Laurentiis @eldermillenial.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

A few shots from the Clinton Street Fair.

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

"Was it really this dumb in 2003" guys they renamed french fries

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Giardia De Laurentiis @eldermillenial.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I have no clue what this 80’s thing is that I see you all talking about

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Yuri Gnu @yurignu.com · 08/09/2026

loving the new look

Link in the new Ocarina of Time remake and totally not Elizabeth Holmes looking completely normal on the new You Can See Everything documentary

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Giardia De Laurentiis @eldermillenial.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

What if Frankenstein’s monster was a gay twink that was in love with his straight best friend that sleeps around and people get off by licking knees and sucking armpits? Oh and Dr. Frankenstein’s wife might be his sister? Absolutely unhinged movie.

Movie poster from Flesh for Frankenstein

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Giardia De Laurentiis @eldermillenial.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

This and the Lost Boys were the two films that left the hugest mark on me as a kid

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Giardia De Laurentiis @eldermillenial.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I love getting woofed at by blank profiles like go on girl give me nothing

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Giardia De Laurentiis @eldermillenial.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Having my first pumpkin beer of the season 😊

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Giardia De Laurentiis @eldermillenial.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Feels like the air quality in Portland turned to shit out of nowhere

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Giardia De Laurentiis @eldermillenial.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Meant to do some light maintenance on the espresso grinder that then turned into “while I’m here” maintenance that then required taking the bottom out after some screws fell to the bottom of the grinder. I have the stupidest hobbies 😅

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Giardia De Laurentiis @eldermillenial.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I deactivated my Instagram at the beginning of the year and I don’t miss it, but it is frustrating missing out on events and stuff in the neighborhood.

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Giardia De Laurentiis @eldermillenial.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Been out chasing what's left of the summer lighting like a squirrel hoarding away nuts before winter sets in. #photography 📷: Nikon D7000

A reflective through the window shot of the maneki-neko statue at Yama on Clinton at sunrise. In the reflection you can see a Biketown Bike parked at the orange Biketown stall and various businesses across the street.

A reflective through the window shot of the maneki-neko statue at Yama on Clinton at sunrise.

The Bob Stacey Overcrossing at sunset. Shadows from the crossbeams are casted against the rusted metal fencing.

Black tubing against the rusted elevator exterior of the Bob Stacey Overcrossing.

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DavidTalaski @davidtalaski.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

My variant for CLAYFACE: CELEBRITY DIRT #5! Had fun doing the old poster thing with this one! #DCComics

A faux movie poster featuring Preston Payne and Sondra Fuller in romantic embrace. Title reads CLAYFACE “CELEBRITY DIRT” “sometimes love is messy.

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will @willduh.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

ICE is hitting an all-time historic high of arrests, just disappearing people everywhere, and establishment democrats have chosen the best use of their time is attacking a twitch streamer

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Giardia De Laurentiis @eldermillenial.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

The awkward feeling that comes from getting onto the bus right as the “drop off only” automated voice comes on

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Giardia De Laurentiis @eldermillenial.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

It always feels a bit awkward when someone on the apps woofs at both me and David because, with very few exceptions, we don’t cross streams

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Giardia De Laurentiis @eldermillenial.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Hawthorne Street Fair really causing chaos today

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Giardia De Laurentiis @eldermillenial.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

I got to watch PBOT ticket a driver that parked in a no parking spot on Division and blocked the pedestrian crossing and it brought me so much joy.

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Giardia De Laurentiis @eldermillenial.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Straight couples really need to learn how to share the sidewalk

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Giardia De Laurentiis @eldermillenial.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma is definitely going on my rewatch list.

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Giardia De Laurentiis @eldermillenial.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I love the neon signs on Hawthorne at golden hour.

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Giardia De Laurentiis @eldermillenial.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Salvaging what’s left of my day with a peach and passion fruit sour

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French New Wave Memes @fnwave.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

good morning

Confidential Report (1955) ("Mr. Arkadin") Dir. Orson Welles

humans can be museums too, filled with history they can no longer touch.

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Giardia De Laurentiis @eldermillenial.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Some of the wildest behavior I see from other cyclists comes from dads hauling their kids around by bike. Those dudes are running stop signs, red lights, and barreling through intersections like they do not give a shit if their kid lives or dies.

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Giardia De Laurentiis @eldermillenial.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Yesterday I went to the Portland Criterium bike race in the North Park blocks. This isn't something I'd normally have any interest in, but I wanted to try some sports photography and I actually enjoyed some of the process. Might try hitting up similar events in the future.

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Giardia De Laurentiis @eldermillenial.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

New to me camera arrived a couple days early 😊

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penthesilea @penthesilea.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Not precise, but this should give a general idea

Screenshot of a map showing the general locations of the crows

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