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@elderdragonfucker.bsky.social
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Nsfw of @elderdragonofmist.bsky.social Mostly GW2 related. I'm a freak, sorry <3 30s He/Him

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Saint @elderdragonfucker.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Me talking about Vloxx's bottom surgery like
screenshot with the text: "Direct Request : Vloxx's Strange New Sword"
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Saint @elderdragonfucker.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
talk of seer pussy will be rising by 600% this is your warning.
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Saint @elderdragonfucker.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Very dom Nyr focused lately, i assume because i'm very commgarren brained lately ngl. I love the ways he puts the old man in his place, they both know the bratty behaviour is just part of the play.
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Saint @elderdragonfucker.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
fascinated by people who apparently consistently insert themselves into horny spaces then go 'omg why is everything so horny' idk dude why are you at the devils sacrament.
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Saint @elderdragonfucker.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
'why are the mc characters in these fetish games so okay with being treated sexually by their evil captor' well you see, thats the point you fool.
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Saint @elderdragonfucker.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
someone introduced me to the concept of 'reverse' pet play (ie the pet is the dominant one in the dynamic, the concept of the pet turning tables on the handler) and it has me rotating some fun thoughts.
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Saint @elderdragonfucker.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
my tumblr recs have been showing me the most horny (as the site allows) roadrunner and coyote fanart and honestly? kinda iconic.
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Saint @elderdragonfucker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I can’t remember if I decided it’s 16 or 18 inches but I once got out the measuring tape for fun and saw it was as long as my forearm including hand and got a little lightheaded
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Saint @elderdragonfucker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I have to headcanon Nyrs dick stays mostly the same size / just gets a bit thicker and monstery in dragon form because it’s baseline size is already huge cause he’s large even for a norn and I fear for his partners.
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Saint @elderdragonfucker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i would list them all but i just checked the site i use to keep track and theres like 100 kinks 😶 kinks georg over here
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Saint @elderdragonfucker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Also coughs this man also secretly goes insane for military corruption scenes (esp if the goal is to show off how much the Commander has turned into a traitorous slut) lactation (yours, his? either is good) and being forcefemmed :3c
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Saint @elderdragonfucker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Deep Inhale. Thereeeees- okay seriously if i listed them all we'd be here all day. D/S dynamics are a huge thing for him, they more or less exist in every sexual dynamic he has. But depending on the partner big kinks are: breath control, breeding, cnc, pred/prey rough sex/impact and tongue play
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Saint @elderdragonfucker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You know how like, some nsfw associated big names will get like fleshjacks and toy made based on their parts? I'm imagining a world where commander fleshjack/onahole exists in tyria. With the addition every single one is enchanted with a portal to actual Commander hole :) just for fun.
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Saint @elderdragonfucker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I like to imagine nyrs dragon form has some bird traits like petting his wings being an erogenous zone/essentially a mating signal. Then he has to tell people who try to pet him Please Not There Don't Make It Weird
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Saint @elderdragonfucker.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I’ve been very spirit/dragon form Nyr brained lately. I love dragons so much
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Saint @elderdragonfucker.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I’m going to be really normal about the dragon washing porn game. Admittedly would be cool if you could mod your own dragon in but
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Saint @elderdragonfucker.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
its so 👌!! and it works for all size differences too
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Saint @elderdragonfucker.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Whistful sigh, Mating Press.... Iconic position.
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Saint @elderdragonfucker.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
bought these cakes to try and only noticed now they're described as having a 'milky filling' and hrm, not sure i want that
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Saint @elderdragonfucker.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
100%. One of the things for Statik is she isn't very physically strong and isn't knowledgeable in fighting for the most part(sincerely has to give sebb too much of the driving seat to use the double pistols and obviously.... no bad idea) so like, they really aren't as untouchable as they pretend!
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Saint @elderdragonfucker.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
exactly uwu gotta ruin that perfect slicked back hair and break the smug expression. the indignity of it all just kinda adds to the appeal/fantasy for them tbh!
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Saint @elderdragonfucker.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
(you don't spend your first big paycheck on cyberpunk esp swappable bottom surgery that has nerve connections even when not on the body unless you're at least a little freaky <3)
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Saint @elderdragonfucker.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I love that Statik is intensely caring about seeming well put together and is very self aware that image means a lot in the inquest so essentially keeps that mask on 99% of the time but is... intensely a freak under it all. Asura that loves fantasising about being treated like a toy.
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Saint @elderdragonfucker.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
did my work for today so now i get to lock out and think about freak things the way its intended 👀 read a short original fic earlier and wistful sighs, permanent denial
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Saint @elderdragonfucker.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
real 😭i'm really open and chill usually with other people talking about stuff for the most part but i'm just, so goddamn shy with my own thoughts and ideas lol. Weird need for permission/someone to ask first to be open about it.
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Saint @elderdragonfucker.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
i have this weird thing where i'm not ashamed of my ocs for being like, dark and fucked up both serious story wise and kinky wise, im happy to think and talk about them mostly in spaces I know are safe. But i feel so cringe and forced saying it. It's hard to shake the feeling of barging in.
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Saint @elderdragonfucker.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
>:3 it's one of my favs. Says man with many favs but still! it's one thats fun and easy to work into things hehe.
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Saint @elderdragonfucker.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
even ruder that despite me biasing tops most of those want to be bred. Lack of breeding tops in the roster. Except for Artemis but that's mostly for the purpose of humiliating frost legion.
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Saint @elderdragonfucker.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
insane how few of my ocs are genuinely into it, need to get those numbers up.
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Saint @elderdragonfucker.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
wistful sighs, breeding kink...
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Saint @elderdragonfucker.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I understand that cervix touching much less penetration is like, generally a really bad idea irl but but but but in fiction... oh it's so very fun to think about.
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Saint @elderdragonfucker.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
i have similar headcanons for the sylvari too haha (also probably less organs to get in the way i feel) uwu. ( >:3! Also look, monsters are way more willing to part with their perfume components if.... appeased)
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Saint @elderdragonfucker.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
i headcanon asura as a little more flexible then a human in terms of anatomical stretchiness but even then in the realistic sense i see it as practise and a lot of working up to it. I've considered this with my asura sneef who is a huge (both in terms of enthusiasm and size) monster fucker lol
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Saint @elderdragonfucker.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Then getting really fucking upset if someone wont because Why Don't You Love Me
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Saint @elderdragonfucker.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I prefer writing sadists because I think sadism is fun (man who biases doms showing here lol) but i'm playing with mx yandere maybe being a masochist. Like, if half your life is unwanted experimentation maybe a fucked up brain is like the way to show love is to let someone hurt you.
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Saint @elderdragonfucker.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
i fear the heat is nerfing my pervert hours :(
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Saint @elderdragonfucker.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
dusts off this account and immediately forgets what i wanted to say.
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Saint @elderdragonfucker.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
thank you to my friend for being really normal with me and enabling this.
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Saint @elderdragonfucker.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Similarly Nyr's dragon tongue is all me being a self-indulgent freak about it. Something something POV you're one of his partners:
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Saint @elderdragonfucker.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
:3 sharing the important oc lore
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Saint @elderdragonfucker.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
snorts theres a reason he's the top in this dynamic, jesus christ he would DIE
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Saint @elderdragonfucker.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
"oh yeah even for a norn he's big, he's made for the size queen/kings" i joked once, then i did the math and felt primal fear inside my very being.
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Saint @elderdragonfucker.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Sometimes I remember nyrs dick is as long as my forearm when i checked the measurements irl and get a little lightheaded.
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Saint @elderdragonfucker.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
kinda want to commission art of that one scene where nyr ate sebb but god it feels weird to do, esp to a stranger not in fandom 'no it's not hate art, i love him, but i want him in the dragon mouth' (yeah i'm shy about talking about gore/cannibalism/is this considered vore??? on main what of it)
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Saint @elderdragonfucker.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
hell yeah x 1000
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𝕾𝖐𝖊𝖑𝖊𝖙𝖔𝖓 𝕻𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖈𝖊𝖘𝖘 𝕬𝖒𝖆𝖑𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖆 🪐 @pactcommander.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
mhmmmmmmmmmm cute rats 🥰
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Saint @elderdragonfucker.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
i get kink wise nullification is usually about permanent denial and thats also cool but for me it's about the removal of set ways of getting off, cool trans alt anatomy, and i've researched peoples experiences enough it's really fun and neat to think about.
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Saint @elderdragonfucker.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
many reasons for this 1) throws statik briefly through a loop based on her particular fantasies 2)opens the floor for fun humiliation and domination 3)contrary to popular belief you can cum when null if you understand the underlying anatomy and it can be really hot.
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Saint @elderdragonfucker.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
my set up for sebb in nsfw things is essentially a case of 'his junk is whatever i want it to be depending on context' so nothing specific is canon as such for me i am a man of whimsy. However i do stick with accidentally nullified for the echo dynamic with Statik because it's so tasty
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Saint @elderdragonfucker.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
"finish that omegaverse work in progress" didn't expect the end of this video to CALL ME OUT DIRECTLY like that
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