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@eldercleavage.bsky.social
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eldercleavage.bsky.social @eldercleavage.bsky.social · 4h
Isn't Russel Ukraine that right-wing creep with a show on YouTube...🤔
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eldercleavage.bsky.social @eldercleavage.bsky.social · 6h
Gas-powered toothbrush. 👍
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eldercleavage.bsky.social @eldercleavage.bsky.social · 7h
When scamming the ultra wealthy, I preferred The Gourmet Club...
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eldercleavage.bsky.social @eldercleavage.bsky.social · 11h
Pour one for all the tapers. 👍
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eldercleavage.bsky.social @eldercleavage.bsky.social · 11h
Currently donning his magic sex necklace and bracelet set I keep getting ads for during innumerable Google Play Store game interruptions...
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eldercleavage.bsky.social @eldercleavage.bsky.social · 12h
"From their invisible and in-no-way-damaged-by-Ukrainian drone attacks-that-could-inhibit-fuel-production FLOATING SKY REFINERIES!"
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eldercleavage.bsky.social @eldercleavage.bsky.social · 13h
But, will they ultimately draw lots to see who gets to supply the rope? 🤔
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eldercleavage.bsky.social @eldercleavage.bsky.social · 13h
That's what TIVO is for...
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eldercleavage.bsky.social @eldercleavage.bsky.social · 13h
If only there was a pig in the room with me now...
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eldercleavage.bsky.social @eldercleavage.bsky.social · 16h
One can always dream, however...
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eldercleavage.bsky.social @eldercleavage.bsky.social · 17h
*sigh* 🫩
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eldercleavage.bsky.social @eldercleavage.bsky.social · 17h
Translatatron 2700 in action: "We would love to help nyc." "Shut up and meekly submit to fascism, liberal New York scum."
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eldercleavage.bsky.social @eldercleavage.bsky.social · 17h
Rather see him try and throw hands against him...
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eldercleavage.bsky.social @eldercleavage.bsky.social · 17h
But, they'll soon be adding to the work force with that classic retro job: Food Taster! 👍
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eldercleavage.bsky.social @eldercleavage.bsky.social · 20h
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Scooby Doo's Ruh Roh Moment
Alt: Scooby Doo's Ruh Roh Moment
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eldercleavage.bsky.social @eldercleavage.bsky.social · 20h
Currently paying $722/Month for an ACA plan, family of 2, $10,600 per person deductible, which, without government subsidies, would be $1496/Month...
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eldercleavage.bsky.social @eldercleavage.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My ACA payment would more than double under the current GOP plan. $500 would cover, wait, carry the one... ...around 33% of one month's premium.
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eldercleavage.bsky.social @eldercleavage.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Those in their "white minds" are the ones at issue here...
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eldercleavage.bsky.social @eldercleavage.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He knows you don't have to own the stock (or flash ID), to get a filet-o-fish, right? 🤔
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eldercleavage.bsky.social @eldercleavage.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Much like many GOP classics, this scare tactic might have legs in areas where Canada isn't freaking next door...
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eldercleavage.bsky.social @eldercleavage.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Not working for me this morning, alas. (Although am enjoying the sound of the escalator I'm sitting near....)
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eldercleavage.bsky.social @eldercleavage.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Butt-head Says Uhhh No
Alt: Butt-head Says Uhhh No
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eldercleavage.bsky.social @eldercleavage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If only someone previously had the power to... 🫩
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eldercleavage.bsky.social @eldercleavage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"That's not even close, Chris." - Mr. Hand, alternate reality variety.
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eldercleavage.bsky.social @eldercleavage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Support still holding strong among white South Africans. 👍
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eldercleavage.bsky.social @eldercleavage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Math is woke.
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eldercleavage.bsky.social @eldercleavage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
But, an extended shelf life, and don't make a mess of your pristine burger or sandwich when added...
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eldercleavage.bsky.social @eldercleavage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Store, we don't need no stinking store..."
Black Krim Tomatoes extending to the horizon, or backsplash, if you're no fun.
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eldercleavage.bsky.social @eldercleavage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dude wouldn't stand a chance against a middle-school bully... (Reminder: Don't be a bully.)
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eldercleavage.bsky.social @eldercleavage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Although turns out it's "if only and only if" going to be $90...
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eldercleavage.bsky.social @eldercleavage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Whatever your preference, the most important thing is for Alaska to end up *sans* Sullivans... ...will now Prince myself:
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Prince Resting in Fur Vest
Alt: Prince is not amused.
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eldercleavage.bsky.social @eldercleavage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Left Reddit after doing a back and forth with someone who voted 3rd party in 2024, swearing how, until their dying day, would have absolutely no regret or remorse over not casting a ballot for a self-perceived "lesser of two evils"... ...often wonder what they think now.
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eldercleavage.bsky.social @eldercleavage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Same.
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eldercleavage.bsky.social @eldercleavage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Doubles as a pizza peel. 👍
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eldercleavage.bsky.social @eldercleavage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You're the true voice of reason, as always...
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eldercleavage.bsky.social @eldercleavage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"These go to eleven."
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eldercleavage.bsky.social @eldercleavage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So, $202.90 x 12 - $100 = 🤔
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eldercleavage.bsky.social @eldercleavage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Did you, or did you not play goal for the New York Islanders during their run of four consecutive Stanley Cups...
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eldercleavage.bsky.social @eldercleavage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Did you, or did you not play for the St Louis Cardinals during your Hall of Fame career...
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eldercleavage.bsky.social @eldercleavage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
On the sly, as I haven't seen one Rogers sign...
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eldercleavage.bsky.social @eldercleavage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Kate McKinnon should be in the running to play her:
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Kate McKinnon Hides Easter Eggs on SNL
ALT: Kate McKinnon Hides Easter Eggs on SNL
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eldercleavage.bsky.social @eldercleavage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Beatlemania: Girls Cheering at Concert
Alt: Beatlemania: Girls Cheering at Concert
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eldercleavage.bsky.social @eldercleavage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The instability of the gram market annoys me endlessly. Sometimes, 454. Others, 453. Cut it in half, and it usually comes up 226... 🫩
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eldercleavage.bsky.social @eldercleavage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
But, they're very *nice* jobs...
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eldercleavage.bsky.social @eldercleavage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"almost surely"
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George Carlin: Dumber Than Paint
Alt: George Carlin: "Dumber Than a second coat of paint ."
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eldercleavage.bsky.social @eldercleavage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
But, he was so personable...
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eldercleavage.bsky.social @eldercleavage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Al Bundy's Sports Moment
Alt: Al Bundy's Sports Moment
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eldercleavage.bsky.social @eldercleavage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Finally, a voice of reason... 🙄
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eldercleavage.bsky.social @eldercleavage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Suddenly have a strange hankering to get me a chest x-ray or two...
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eldercleavage.bsky.social @eldercleavage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And new Hazmat Barbie arrives just in time to put the Christ back in Christmas... 👍
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