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Mel

@elder420.bsky.social
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Just an old man and his dog.

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Mel @elder420.bsky.social · 11h
Back in the day you could use key words to trigger response from AOL servers. Keyword fart made the announcement That is inappropriate and this is a family service.
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Mel @elder420.bsky.social · 11h
And that one is definitely a cat ass trophy.
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Mel @elder420.bsky.social · 11h
I watched it live.
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Mel @elder420.bsky.social · 14h
Or maybe Putin and Trump are Musk's assets.
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Mel @elder420.bsky.social · 14h
When major insurers start abandoning geographic regions everyone thinks it is because of current claims. People don't understand future forecasting of disasters. Insurance analysts do.
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Mel @elder420.bsky.social · 14h
That's why they have their own version of friendship, everything is transactional.
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Mel @elder420.bsky.social · 15h
Or their friends. And I suppose there is also the question of who it will hurt.
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Mel @elder420.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The only question when either of them speak is who benefits from the lies.
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Mel @elder420.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Our pack isn't close to being the biggest. Not even in our county.
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Mel @elder420.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Yes we are, but we aren't stupid.
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Mel @elder420.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
My wifes birthday. She doesn't want a party, but I think I am going to sic her bothers on her.
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Mel @elder420.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
My wife has Papillions one of them has destroyed two apple pencils and a pair of airpod pros. That one has out grown it mostly. Nine month old picking up the slack.🤪
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Mel @elder420.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I wonder if when no one shows up he will figure out he's not the cool uncle?
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Mel @elder420.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I loved his Amber books.
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Mel @elder420.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I remember life before retirement, forgive me for rubbing it in.
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Mel @elder420.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
She has a permanent sneer, on looks alone she is a sign of a failing regime.
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Mel @elder420.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Why wait for a storm?
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Mel @elder420.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Until the full moon.
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Mel @elder420.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Did you see the meme labeling the hit Operation Quiet Piggy? Not mine but I will repeat it.
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Mel @elder420.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
My aussie will take the whole bag if I don't pay attention.
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Mel @elder420.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Want to embarrass a college coed at an outdoor swimming pool in the evening? Mentioning headlights will do it. She's married to my wife's youngest brother. She still speaks to me, I think they are going on 40 years now. I hope but doubt she has forgotten.
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Mel @elder420.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Outrage bot.
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Mel @elder420.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
You only got a like because there isn't a sigh.
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Mel @elder420.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I think they live in the moment. But I don't pretend to know what they are thinking. Half of the time I don't know what I am thinking.
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Mel @elder420.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I wonder if all the porn games and chat rooms are down?
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Mel @elder420.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Maybe cross your eyes a little 😁
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Mel @elder420.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Too far out of reach 👀
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Mel @elder420.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It's different?😉
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Mel @elder420.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Seriously, could Trump make it any more apparent that he is Putin's man?
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Mel @elder420.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
First, about living in Orem, I am sorry. My cousin and his wife lived in Orem. And while I enjoyed visiting them, I detested the drive. Little did I know.
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Mel @elder420.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I grew up in Ogden, Utah. We had a street that was as high as you could drive up to the foothills below Malans peak that was famous for submarine races. By the time I moved away it was housing.
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Mel @elder420.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
In the United States we call them blue and gold macaws, I have been lucky enough to handle several of them as well as some of the others like the scarlet and the Catalinas? Beautiful and intelligent.
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Mel @elder420.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Take notes, obviously you are, and call them out. They won't stop, but lies are less effective when you shine a spotlight on them.
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Mel @elder420.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Friends with several of them, but I am always friendly with staff. Back then you could get breakfast for less than $5, I don't think I ever left less than a $10. Especially when it was slow.
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Mel @elder420.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'm sure it is a running joke. The guy who answers to that is really tired of hearing it. But I think cargo master is also correct.
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Mel @elder420.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My dear, the way that wolf is looking at you, the only ones getting mugged are people who threaten you.
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Mel @elder420.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I've always been a master of using the tip. When I was between wives I ate breakfast at the same diner at least 4 times a week. The waitresses used to fight over me.
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Mel @elder420.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Look at the alabaster caverns in Oklahoma. It's been 60 years since I was there but I looked fairly recently and it is still open to the public.
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Mel @elder420.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Have you been to the tower in Astoria? Even from the base the view is outstanding. I'm not up to climbing the stairs but my wife did.
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Mel @elder420.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Reading to my children is some of my best memories. Rapt voices begging for one more chapter before lights out. And they usually got it.
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Mel @elder420.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I don't think he believes it, but I do think that he believes his voters are stupid enough to believe it.
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Mel @elder420.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Finish the bridge, and target several cruise missiles per night on Putin's personal properties.
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Mel @elder420.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I don't trust anything I can't fact check and verify from multiple sources. I have been shown very realistic videos that I know did not happen. Truth is hard to find.
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Mel @elder420.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We have one or two species of hummingbirds year round, there are also several things that migrate through.
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Mel @elder420.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Did anyone think he was going to pay them back? If there are more, then we should verify who is paying as they run.
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Mel @elder420.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Until you get punted.
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Mel @elder420.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Most of the places we are likely to be with our dogs are around dog trainer/handlers, even in the enthusiast crowd there are thoughtless people. But they are the exception. Unlike public parks, etc.
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Mel @elder420.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Also Nazikar, but honestly it looks more like a dumpster waiting for a fire than a vehicle.
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Mel @elder420.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It reflects on your upbringing and reveals itself a lot about you when you speak.
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Mel @elder420.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You speak truth, that is my idea of an edible.
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