Nick Deller @elcrinkled.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Still not really buying the claim that Claudia has only used gravy granules as fake tan once. 000
Nick Deller @elcrinkled.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Legs and Co somehow resisting the temptation to dance around a duster and take turns to bite it, there. #totp 000
Nick Deller @elcrinkled.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I’m just surprised to learn that Ned Sherrin and Cliff Michelmore were still touring in the first place. 001
Nick Deller @elcrinkled.bsky.social · 06/09/2026“In the morning, when the sun shines down on your body” and “When night ends and your corpse is illuminated by the last visible star” mean BASICALLY the same thing, right? 000
Nick Deller @elcrinkled.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Michael Portillo: “I’ll be visiting some of the country’s most beautiful and historic regions…” Me: “Aren’t they all equally historic?” I imagine they call me a “difficult audience”. 000
Nick Deller @elcrinkled.bsky.social · 01/09/2026“It’s like the Blackburn Illuminations out here!” - Me, turning into my dad but not quite nailing it. 000
Nick Deller @elcrinkled.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I’ll be honest*, I’d hoped this new French Polish dictionary would be a lot more informative on how to get a decent shine on my woodwork. * Clearly I won’t. 010
Nick Deller @elcrinkled.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Been out in the countryside hoping to see some partridge, grouse, pheasants, woodcocks and the like and didn’t see a single one. Honestly, game’s gone. 010
Nick Deller @elcrinkled.bsky.social · 14/08/2026So it turns out that if you opt out of emergency alerts, you don’t get them. So, umm. Yeah. 000
Nick Deller @elcrinkled.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Haven’t seen any triffids so far, which is encouraging. 000
Nick Deller @elcrinkled.bsky.social · 12/08/2026The Icelandic sagas never mentioned Sköll coughing up the sun like a hairball, did they? 000
Nick Deller @elcrinkled.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Wednesday: partial solar eclipse, spectacular perseid show Thursday: triffids??? (check RoundUp is still in date) 000
Nick Deller @elcrinkled.bsky.social · 05/08/2026TIL that Fenerbahçe were formed from a merger of the Fenn Street Gang and the Bash Street Kids. 010
Nick Deller @elcrinkled.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Just for the record, I came up totally blank on tonight’s Only Connect clue that should really have been firmly in my wheelhouse. So that’s cool. 000
Nick Deller @elcrinkled.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Please don’t for a second take this as an indication that I’m interested, but why didn’t throwing the one ring into the fires of Mount Doom just turn Mount Doom evil? 000
Nick Deller @elcrinkled.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Slight vibes.youtu.beNot The Nine O'Clock News - Points of ViewYouTube video by mwfunnybonez 000
Nick Deller @elcrinkled.bsky.social · 19/07/2026It’s not really the Mick George skip challenge, is it? 000
Nick Deller @elcrinkled.bsky.social · 19/07/2026The last time I saw this amount of waffle it was in an advert for waffles. 000
Nick Deller @elcrinkled.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Some may question our mentality, but that WAS pretty mental. 001
Nick Deller @elcrinkled.bsky.social · 18/07/2026This is very much as I expected apart from, well, all of it. 000
Nick Deller @elcrinkled.bsky.social · 12/07/2026What I meant to say: twenty eighteen What I ACTUALLY said: nineteen twenty twelve and six. This must be what it feels like to be Danish. 000
Nick Deller @elcrinkled.bsky.social · 04/07/2026“…the Mighty Ch’Andzor from the planet Tharg, who once accidentally entered and won a real tennis tournament…” 000
Nick Deller @elcrinkled.bsky.social · 02/07/2026TIL that the official anthem of the United Nations is called U Thant Touch This. 210
Nick Deller @elcrinkled.bsky.social · 25/06/2026“I mean, Terry Scott of the Antarctic would have been a comedy.” Banned from talking. Again. 000
Nick Deller @elcrinkled.bsky.social · 24/06/2026I don’t mind the projections that hint at England playing Cabo Verde in the round of 32. I have no vexillological superstitions. 000
Nick Deller @elcrinkled.bsky.social · 23/06/2026So it looks like Austria and Algeria can knock each other out by playing properly, while a Disgrace of Gijon revisited will let both proceed. Lovely stuff. 110
Nick Deller @elcrinkled.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Of course, I’m old enough to remember when they used to have sponsored mid-half smoke breaks. By Players, For Players. 000
Nick Deller @elcrinkled.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Come on ears, Cape Verde doesn’t sound THAT much like Kay Burley. 100
Nick Deller @elcrinkled.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Is this Portugal that Germany are playing? youtu.be/UTMp6bz8YPo?...youtu.beOs Amigos - Portugal no coração - Portugal - Eurovision Song Contest 1977YouTube video by EuroTiggESC 100
Nick Deller @elcrinkled.bsky.social · 30/05/2026I just have this hunch that Bangaranga could easily end up being a latter-day Trädgårdsföreningen. 000
Nick Deller @elcrinkled.bsky.social · 29/05/2026🎼when we eat chiiiips! when we ecliiipse!🎼 *pretends to play broken piano* *tepid applause* 000
Nick Deller @elcrinkled.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Everyone claims to enjoy screwball capers, and yet you ask the ice cream man to sprinkle some capers on your screwball and suddenly it’s “there’s no demand for it”. 010
Nick Deller @elcrinkled.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Never watched it to be honest. #StarTrekGenerator 010
Nick Deller @elcrinkled.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Ah, would that I had the confidence in my skillz that Jonas Lovv has in his vocal abilities. #eurovision 010
Nick Deller @elcrinkled.bsky.social · 16/05/2026I wonder if Italian permanent hair dye technology has improved since 1990? #eurovision 000
Nick Deller @elcrinkled.bsky.social · 14/05/2026After 29 years, Stemmen I Mit Liv will finally stop being the last song performed in Danish in a grand final. 010
Nick Deller @elcrinkled.bsky.social · 12/05/2026I just sat in a room while Vicky Leandros sang L’Amour Est Bleu. That’s why I keep coming back. 000
Nick Deller @elcrinkled.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Right, let’s pretend I’ve been some sort of a Cambridge fan for the last 40 years-plus. Up the us! (I think that was right) 100
Nick Deller @elcrinkled.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Starting to fear that the Marathon world record might be beyond my grasp. 000
Nick Deller @elcrinkled.bsky.social · 22/04/2026I can’t believe grumpy Victor Meldrew was so young! 000
Nick Deller @elcrinkled.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Difficult to know at this stage which World Cup match I’m most comprehensively going to not watch, but Austria v Jordan at 5:00 on a Wednesday morning is definitely a candidate. 000
Nick Deller @elcrinkled.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Somewhere In Europe, but brought bang up to date for the late 1970s with just a hint of Brooke Scallion for taste. 000
Nick Deller @elcrinkled.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Very much looking forward to this afternoon’s North London-Derby game, and might have a small flutter on Derby. 000
