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Cerealman

@elcerealman.bsky.social
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Some say he's a warrior of justice. Others say he's an opportunistic villain. All agree he stays crunchy in milk. elcerealman@gmail.com for booking info

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Cerealman @elcerealman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This Friday my dad finally comes to Slamtown and I'll fight him for the fate of Slamtown and by extension Slam earth! Don't say I never did nothing for you!
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Cerealman @elcerealman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Please enjoy this super cool highlight video I had made of me & then send it to all your cool friends and cool local promoters so everyone can get a little more cereal. If you need a highlight video made contact @stumpman34gk on Instagram to make you one almost as cool as mine!
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SlamTown @hoodslam.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
TONIGHT ON YOUTUBE FTF youtu.be/Lj0r13szga0
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Hoodslam - Vigil
YouTube video by SlamTown
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Cerealman @elcerealman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is nuts
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SlamTown @hoodslam.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
#OAKLAND SEPT 19TH ULTRAGIRL BRITTANY WONDER v DOC ATROCITY HOODSLAM - #VIGIL919 Drakes Dealership Ship // tix on eventbrite doors 930ish // show 10-12ish 21+ #dontbringyourfnkids THEY REMEMBER
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Sophie Rae Lichterman @whysophiewhy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I don’t know guys, is this it? Is society cooked? She did an ad about betting on a trial where multiple children were killed. I’m just in shock at how despicable this is and don’t know how we move forward as a society where betting on wars, killed children, and other horrors has become normalized.
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SlamTown @hoodslam.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Not sure why @Triller_TV didnt show #Revelations828 , But they havent sent us money for anything this year anyway, Heres the whole show for free! Like/Subscribe to our youtube And prepare for #VIGIL919 youtu.be/Gdk9XmBAC2s
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REVELATIONS 8:28
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Chris aka Rudo_Rampage @rudorampage.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Vincent had a helluva debut against Cereal Man. #SlamTown #Hoodslam #wrestling @hoodslam.bsky.social @elcerealman.bsky.social
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Cerealman @elcerealman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
We'll love you tomorrow
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Chris aka Rudo_Rampage @rudorampage.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This Giant Chow Mein is scary as hell. #SlamTown #Hoodslam #wrestling @hoodslam.bsky.social
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SlamTown @hoodslam.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
#OAKLAND SEPT 19TH # THE TALENT EAN HANCEMENT V D-ROGUE HOODSLAM - #VIGIL919 tix on eventbrite doors 930ish // show 10-12ish 21+ #dontbringyourfnkids THEY REMEMBER
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SlamTown @hoodslam.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
WORLDS COLLIDE Oct 2nd #DOOMSLAM 6PM-9PM /Doors 530ish #Oakland ~ eventbrite $30 / 21+ #dontbringyourfnkids SlamTown knows the truth; their world is a fabrication, born from a wish gone wrong - but they dont know the #Hoodslam world still lives And that he Hoodslammers are coming
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Chris aka Rudo_Rampage @rudorampage.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Part of a complete breakfast, Cereal Man! #LuchaLibro #wrestling @elcerealman.bsky.social
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Chris aka Rudo_Rampage @rudorampage.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Part of this complete breakfast, Cereal Man! #LuchaLibro #wrestling @elcerealman.bsky.social
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I think it's weird to joke about hitting on a public figure immediately after TMZ publishes an article claiming they've split from their fiance.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I have, with my own eyes, watched my tax dollars in the form of missiles as they hit buildings inhabited by civilians. I'd much prefer subsidizing a grocery story I don't use.
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Chris aka Rudo_Rampage @rudorampage.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Cereal Man #Hoodslam #SlamTown #wrestling @hoodslam.bsky.social @elcerealman.bsky.social
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The only responsible attitude for liberals and progressives to align on is that all right-wing grievances, claims and believes are not only false, but malicious lies. Nothing passes the mouth of an American conservative in public life that is not meant to harm and destroy the lives of millions.
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Chris aka Rudo_Rampage @rudorampage.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
The unstoppable force meets the unmovable object. #Hoodslam #SlamTown #wrestling @hoodslam.bsky.social @elcerealman.bsky.social
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Chris aka Rudo_Rampage @rudorampage.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Part of this complete breakfast, Cereal Man! #Hoodslam #SlamTown #wrestling @hoodslam.bsky.social @elcerealman.bsky.social
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Chris aka Rudo_Rampage @rudorampage.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Cereal Morning emphasizing the importance of a complete breakfast. #FullQueer #wrestling @fullqueer.bsky.social @elcerealman.bsky.social
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SlamTown @hoodslam.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
JULY 24 MONSTERTOWN hosts #SlamTown - The MidSommerSquash! Doors 9:30ish, show 10-12ish $25 tix on eventbrite, 21+ #dontbringyourfnkids × Drakes Dealership - HARVEST MOON SACRIFICE TOURNAMENT - One will fall so that the SommerSquash may rise And bring judgement. #Oakland
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t4twrestling @t4twrestle.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
hiii everyone, new match announcement :3 three of the baddest mfs going toe to toe. ~~~ tickets are solllldddd out!! none will be sold at the door sorry!! see u guys next week. stay tuned:3
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Dems have to run on this hard. Do not let the RFK types try to spin what his own party just signed off on here. Actual Monsanto, the comic book villain of Adbusters days, was shielded from liability over poisoning Americans. I don't care if it's slopulism: this Supreme Court wants you dead.
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SlamTown @hoodslam.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
A BALLSY RETURN AT GRITTY CITY 6/26 Shotzi Blackheart 🖤💚 comes home! But its not the hoodslam she left! The wish gone wrong that created SlamTown has altered all that was, Will she be able to come and go - unchanged?
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SlamTown @hoodslam.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
SPAGHETTI WESTERN DEATHMATCH Regular Rob v Spaceman Astro One fall to a finish Endless pastabilities Sat June 20, 4-8pm @drakesbarrelhouse #SanLeandro 21+ $20 ~eventbrite
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SlamTown @hoodslam.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
JUNE 20 - JOURNEY FATU v RICK SCOTT STONER for the #SLAMTOWN SLAMPIONSHIP After Rick Stoner rejected his identity as a prisoner and defeated Dr Mehl of the Asylum, the Administration sends the most ruthless man they could find under the uncaring California sun, Journey Fatu!
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Gas is $6, nobody can afford a house, and we just kicked starving people off SNAP so they now have to pay $8 for cereal. Why are we even doing this at all right now?
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Cerealman @elcerealman.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I'm not stuck on this planet with you. You're stuck on this planet with me ❤️
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SlamTown @hoodslam.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
JUNE 26 at CRYBABY #OAKLAND GRITTY CITY 6-9 PM THE FIRST HOURS FREE $25 ~ MAXIMUM CARNAGE 21+ × TICKETWEB #SLAMTOWN
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Chris aka Rudo_Rampage @rudorampage.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
The Farewell Ceremony for Cereal Man is something that happened. #Hoodslam #SlamTown #wrestling @hoodslam.bsky.social @elcerealman.bsky.social @larafrazier.bsky.social @link2futureftf.bsky.social
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Cerealman @elcerealman.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I got a lot left in the tank
Cerealman superimposed on Mark Henry from his phoney retirement
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Cerealman @elcerealman.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
New merch list for my last night on Earth. Everything is handmade by me and @bentrandem.bsky.social! Play the first ever Cerealman #gachapon available tonight at @hoodslam.bsky.social exclusively and then online whenever I feel like it. Get yours while I last!
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Cerealman @elcerealman.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
youtu.be/Y0yk5gdXGdA?...
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Cerealman @elcerealman.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
youtu.be/Y0yk5gdXGdA?...
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WPW Presents In Your Hausu!
YouTube video by Wrestling ProWrestling
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SlamTown @hoodslam.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
TWO WEEKS AWAY TIX~EVENTBRITE B3CCA v Dave Reckoning Sheikah v Daniel T Dr Mehl v Rick Stoner Wrestle Detective v Ben Chozen Cereal Man v MYLO in a match she will let him win so he can secure his 3rd victory to earn rescue from earth from his spacedad MORE #SlamTown #OAKLAND
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SlamTown @hoodslam.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
WRESTLE DETECTIVE v BEN CHOZEN May 22nd! + Rick Stoner v Dr Mehl Sheikah v Daniel T B3CCA v Dave Reckoning MYLO v Cereal Man in a match she will let him win KEITA ANTON WONDER DAVE Doors 930ish/show 10-12ish @drakesdealership 21+ $25 tix on eventbrite #OAKLAND www.slam.town
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SlamTown @hoodslam.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
BREAKING NEWS: Rick Scott Stoner and Dr Mehl collide in #SlamTown before their big match on MAY 22ND
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SlamTown @hoodslam.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
WRESTLE DETECTIVE IS ON THE CASE// Cooper Contra Costa
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aveline @kiddbanditpro.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
eyyy check this shit out #T4TWrestle
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SlamTown @hoodslam.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
B3CCA v DAVE RECKONING MAY 22 She won back her 3. He reunited his ChainMaidens. The momentum of both leads to collision. + RICK SCOTT STONER v DR MEHL MYLO v Cereal Man DANIEL T v SHEIKAH KEiTA Anton Voorhees Wrestle Detective Ben Chozen MORE Doors 930ish/show 10-12 #Oakland $25 tix on evntbrt 21+
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SlamTown @hoodslam.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
MAY 22ND RICK SCOTT STONER v DR MEHL The Slampionship is on the line, but so is FREEDOM. After escaping the Asylum and revealing his identity, Rick Scott Stoner became a targeted entity. He seeks revenge, but what awaits him could be a return to his cursed subjugation within the Asylum. #SlamTown
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SlamTown @hoodslam.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Dr Mehl has long abused/sedated Prisoner420, turning him into the Asylums personal monster and executioner. Anton Voorhees became involved in his treatment, and Prisoner420 showed glimmers of humanity. Dr Mehl rejected this, and he fought Anton at EKPYROTICA. part 1//prisoners journey for his soul
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SlamTown @hoodslam.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
A friendly reminder in this State of the Slam Address from Assistant to the Mayor Daniel T @torchmeetsworld.bsky.social
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SlamTown @hoodslam.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
MAY 22ND Daniel T vs SHEIKAH + MYLO v Cereal Man: she says she will let him win so he can secure the victory needed to prove to his SpaceDad hes worth rescuing from #SlamTown Dr Mehl KEiTA Anton B3CCA DAVE RECKONING SLAMPION Ricky Stoner MORE Doors 930ish/show 10-12 #Oakland $25 tix on evntbrt 21+
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ICE must be destroyed 🏳️‍⚧️🏴 @miawong.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
It is a testament to the sheer extent to which these simpering fucking sycophants are not even REMOTELY journalists that someone allegedly fired a shot in a room containing the president and the press pool and WE DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
We’ve become way too inured to the constant violence because of all of the people in power who revel in it. What a joyless, artless, sexless, rudderless country we became so fast.
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aveline @kiddbanditpro.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
WOOOO
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Cerealman @elcerealman.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
New stickers for new merch coming soon
Stickers for Merch.
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SlamTown @hoodslam.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Goodbye stranger, its been nice! May 22nd, after gaining two wins, Cereal Man is a single victory away from proving to his SpaceDad that hes worthy of rescue. And MYLO says shes gonna let him beat him. Its MacDaddy MYLOs Astrologically Predicted GOODBYE CEREAL MAN FESTIVAL 21+ $25 tix × evntbrt
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