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elcaptainsteve.bsky.social @elcaptainsteve.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The problem isn't that prices went up, it's that most corporations can't let profit go down even if it went up from a fluke so most of the prices are just what they are going forward.
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elcaptainsteve.bsky.social @elcaptainsteve.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Good luck Willow, we love you!
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elcaptainsteve.bsky.social @elcaptainsteve.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
They don't regret the suffering, only that the suffering is happening to them instead of the people they voted to have suffer.
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elcaptainsteve.bsky.social @elcaptainsteve.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Same here.
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elcaptainsteve.bsky.social @elcaptainsteve.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Having this issue lately as well. It seems my right hand isn't as fast as my left and I don't know if it's my keyboard or my age.
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elcaptainsteve.bsky.social @elcaptainsteve.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
But does it pass the floppy dong test?
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elcaptainsteve.bsky.social @elcaptainsteve.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I can't sleep on my left side with waking up in screaming pain and can't reach for anything above my chin, but sure, call me differently abled, that makes a difference.
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elcaptainsteve.bsky.social @elcaptainsteve.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Account has now peaked, it's time to close up shop.
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elcaptainsteve.bsky.social @elcaptainsteve.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
These gun LARPers always amaze me. You can literally join the Army. I did it and I'm in terrible shape. It's not hard to do.
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elcaptainsteve.bsky.social @elcaptainsteve.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Was gonna be like "It's the kitchen, just replace it all." But I remembered you're actually good at cooking and replacing everything might be more than $50.
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elcaptainsteve.bsky.social @elcaptainsteve.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The moderate position of this kind of stuff gets you "Separate but equal" and "Don't ask don't tell." It doesn't ever work if you have to constantly justify your right to exist.
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elcaptainsteve.bsky.social @elcaptainsteve.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Bob Dylan is the one thing men enjoy that women hate and I can't understand it.
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elcaptainsteve.bsky.social @elcaptainsteve.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Literally came here to say this. Was so let down after the first one. At no point in RDR did I think it would be improved by brushing my horse and food management.
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elcaptainsteve.bsky.social @elcaptainsteve.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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elcaptainsteve.bsky.social @elcaptainsteve.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Can the UN just do something? Declare him a terrorist or kick the US out of international affairs? I feel like we're going to cause a global catastrophe if left to ourselves much longer.
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elcaptainsteve.bsky.social @elcaptainsteve.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Maybe I'm stupid, but AI isn't a human being or even a life form of any kind. What's with all this AI clanker racism stuff? AI is like an old Chrysler minivan if we're going to compare it to something.
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elcaptainsteve.bsky.social @elcaptainsteve.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
A good Mid-West diet prevents this. Years of cheese and ranch dressing has ensured my gut and arteries are hardened.
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elcaptainsteve.bsky.social @elcaptainsteve.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Can't Pat just move to Buffalo with you? He can live above your garage, how much space does he really need?
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elcaptainsteve.bsky.social @elcaptainsteve.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I'm not going to put forth the time it takes to make art into it. Art is a skill like any other, and people using AI to bypass that time and effort aren't artists. I put my time and effort into fixing things. Every skill takes work, and no computer will replace that.
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elcaptainsteve.bsky.social @elcaptainsteve.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I can't make art, at least nothing anyone would want including myself. People create slop because it's safe and there's no personal liability. People would try and claim they could do my job too from a YouTube video if screwing it up didn't result in injury and death.
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elcaptainsteve.bsky.social @elcaptainsteve.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The only outrage there should be in gaming is when you love a game and get excited for the sequel but the shoehorn in a bunch of trash mechanics that just ruin it for you. Looking at you Red Dead Redemption 2! Yeah, let me stop this gun fight because my horse needs brushed again.
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elcaptainsteve.bsky.social @elcaptainsteve.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Row, row, fight the power! Hoping you won the lottery.
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elcaptainsteve.bsky.social @elcaptainsteve.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Last time I had blood drawn it took 2 nurses 30 minutes to find a vain. I was like a pin cushion.
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elcaptainsteve.bsky.social @elcaptainsteve.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Hope this one lasts longer than the previous one. Pic is of me when The Rewind lasts less than 3 hours.
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elcaptainsteve.bsky.social @elcaptainsteve.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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elcaptainsteve.bsky.social @elcaptainsteve.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
As long as he gets the Gaddafi treatment.
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elcaptainsteve.bsky.social @elcaptainsteve.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Is this a Frank Dux karate studio? Is this part of his secret training method?
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elcaptainsteve.bsky.social @elcaptainsteve.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I want to get rid of Twitter but it lets me scroll upwards in chronological order instead of forcing me to always see newest posts first and go backwards. But yeah, a fricking reminder to post image alt text is what this app needed.
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elcaptainsteve.bsky.social @elcaptainsteve.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Have you considered the reason being you're bad at making pancakes? I could substitute dirt for a pen and my drawings would look just as good if not better.
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elcaptainsteve.bsky.social @elcaptainsteve.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Fire the person in-charge of reporting the facts and then not fill the role so no one reports it any longer is his regular move.
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elcaptainsteve.bsky.social @elcaptainsteve.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I'd rather eat the pooping lettuce than Dominos.
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elcaptainsteve.bsky.social @elcaptainsteve.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
That moment in the podcast when the topic literally starts listing every symptom my daughter is experiencing and going to the ER for. She might be a quantum object.
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elcaptainsteve.bsky.social @elcaptainsteve.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I don't know if The Rewind has the most listeners, but I guarantee on Second Wind it has the most die hard fans. Inject it directly into my veins.
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elcaptainsteve.bsky.social @elcaptainsteve.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Anyone who thinks that voting will get us out of this is an idiot. Let me just keep gunning my engine in this snow bank, I'll get out in no time.
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elcaptainsteve.bsky.social @elcaptainsteve.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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elcaptainsteve.bsky.social @elcaptainsteve.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I'll post a dub when it happens. Probably gonna be a while.
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elcaptainsteve.bsky.social @elcaptainsteve.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
This isn't me saying people should accept their fate because of what they chose to do for a living, it's just why I chose the path I did. Not everyone has that luxury.
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elcaptainsteve.bsky.social @elcaptainsteve.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
This kind of nonsense is why I never went into IT after college and just stuck trade work essentially. They can push AI on my co-workers, but at the end of the day it can't replace motors on a power chair. Worse case for me is it creates a scheduling nightmare or orders the wrong parts.
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elcaptainsteve.bsky.social @elcaptainsteve.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
They just replace him with Joe Rogan.
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elcaptainsteve.bsky.social @elcaptainsteve.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Fart jokes aren't funny on film. Arnold stinking up the set of Kindergarten Cop is though, but it doesn't come through on scene. Maybe fart jokes are only funny if you're there?
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elcaptainsteve.bsky.social @elcaptainsteve.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I'd love if my daughter got ink done professionally instead of by her idiot friend who bought a tattoo gun off the Internet.
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elcaptainsteve.bsky.social @elcaptainsteve.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
If it's 25 years old and registered in a different state you can. Probably. That seems like more work than is reasonable though.
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elcaptainsteve.bsky.social @elcaptainsteve.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Been doing this over a decade as I shave my head and cartridge razors are a joke. Bought the razor Rick Harrison was hawking and it was the best thing ever. I buy blades every 3 years for $20 and chuck one in the trash every week.
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elcaptainsteve.bsky.social @elcaptainsteve.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Our entire adulthood has been a series of events that has made our hopes and dreams impossible and made us feel like failures for being unable to attain even our simplest goals and ambitions. So we keep watching things that remind us of how good it was to have hope.
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elcaptainsteve.bsky.social @elcaptainsteve.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
This was an important issue ten years ago when we decided a day 1 patch and online verification for single player games was okay. We've only had shelf decorations for years, now they're taking that away.
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elcaptainsteve.bsky.social @elcaptainsteve.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
It's better than 0 medals because at least even if it's bad I still get something for 1 mission to mess with.
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elcaptainsteve.bsky.social @elcaptainsteve.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Not sure low T going to impact your GT score. Need someone who can keep a radio going to call in fire support. Artillery hits hard than the 5.56 rounds you're carrying, but what do I know.
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elcaptainsteve.bsky.social @elcaptainsteve.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Fishers has a Comcast training center, nothing of value ever happening in Fishers.
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elcaptainsteve.bsky.social @elcaptainsteve.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Trick question, there is nothing of value to know about the state of Indiana.
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elcaptainsteve.bsky.social @elcaptainsteve.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Once had an old fridge in the kitchen my wife was trying to sell on FB marketplace. Her health aide didn't realize it was unplugged and put a container of strawberries in a completely empty fridge. I spent the next two weeks battling a war with never ending fruit flies.
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