ElbowDeepInAGoblin @elbowdeepinagoblin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026[Brain, immediately: 'Slurpy!'] *sigh...* Brain what THE FUCK does that mean 050
Reposted by ElbowDeepInAGoblinShort King🎃Scream Queen @curiah.city · 12/05/2024☠️JUMPSCARE☠️ #OC #werewolf #furry #horror #curiahcity #cczayne #delsharkart 13714204
ElbowDeepInAGoblin @elbowdeepinagoblin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026For legal purposes, Captainshadow1 does not approve of falsely impersonating Pokemon! 191
ElbowDeepInAGoblin @elbowdeepinagoblin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Creepin' up on @that-guy42.bsky.social like 0102
ElbowDeepInAGoblin @elbowdeepinagoblin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026So this is what happens if you google enough combinations of 'furry' and 'ice cream'. (flick-the-thief) 1103
ElbowDeepInAGoblin @elbowdeepinagoblin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026RE: Previous post My silly ass thought those pink things were crayons used to wrote the signage. <.<; I just realized... 051
ElbowDeepInAGoblin @elbowdeepinagoblin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Step right up, win a prize! (Lesion949) 2202
ElbowDeepInAGoblin @elbowdeepinagoblin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026'Member Watchmen? (argosornstein) 1163
ElbowDeepInAGoblin @elbowdeepinagoblin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026P-P-Pizza time! >:3 (TwistingToxic) 1133
ElbowDeepInAGoblin @elbowdeepinagoblin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026And now for something completely different. (Artist: Lewdua) 1121
ElbowDeepInAGoblin @elbowdeepinagoblin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Ass looks exactly like a golden delicious apple down to the mottling. It's a GOOD thing! (DJINN_669) 2181
ElbowDeepInAGoblin @elbowdeepinagoblin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Holy shit, this guy is out here existing without a skeleton. 160
ElbowDeepInAGoblin @elbowdeepinagoblin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Imagine Wolverine just aggressively holding your hand and he just keeps sticking you with the claw. Like, fuckin' OUCH, dude, stop holding my hand! I got it! I'm good! 070
Reposted by ElbowDeepInAGoblinJohnShoemaker @shoemakerjohn.bsky.social · 10/09/2026It wasn’t Petra! 151
ElbowDeepInAGoblin @elbowdeepinagoblin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Last @shoemakerjohn.bsky.social notif shows a Petra Parker thumbnail but the post is blocked (how dare they stifle my access to Petra art) so we're rollin' with it. Green Goblin is a goblin so it's allowed. One pill, two pill, green pill, green pill... (Artist: OrangTheMan) 270
ElbowDeepInAGoblin @elbowdeepinagoblin.bsky.social · 06/09/2026One day when the fascists are dead or back in hiding, people may admit this is not a good flag design. 160
ElbowDeepInAGoblin @elbowdeepinagoblin.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Theoretically, prisons exist to keep dangerous elements from spreading influence through otherwise decent society. Hence I submit that anyone who denies clear scientific consensus should be imprisoned for life. At minimum. Yes, it's fucking hot outside. 060
ElbowDeepInAGoblin @elbowdeepinagoblin.bsky.social · 05/09/2026@gwendolyn-corvid.bsky.social has never penned a trans version of The Raven by Edgar Allan Poe and honestly, why even have the whole crow theme going on at that point. (Doooo itttt. >:3) 170
ElbowDeepInAGoblin @elbowdeepinagoblin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026'AGH, PRONOUNS!' ...Houdini'd out of her bra soon as she noticed them though, didn't she. 0101
ElbowDeepInAGoblin @elbowdeepinagoblin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026A yuri where an enthusiastic online lesbian meets the yuri author taking her ideas and they go on a date.static.klipy.comJen Landon is 'A Little Meta' on YellowstoneALT: Jen Landon is 'A Little Meta' on Yellowstone 030
Reposted by ElbowDeepInAGoblinJeshika Robotto @jessica.moe · 03/09/2026This is just to say I have eaten the art that was on the page and which you were probably saving for your comic 01759
ElbowDeepInAGoblin @elbowdeepinagoblin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026...Gingerbread castle. Not house. Dracula-ass castle. Made of foods. Dracula ass-castle, even, fully edible. 010
ElbowDeepInAGoblin @elbowdeepinagoblin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Drawing practice. Don't worry about it. <.< 236129
ElbowDeepInAGoblin @elbowdeepinagoblin.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Fun with compilations of contradictory, poorly-edited ex-Canaanite state propaganda (and poetry): Genesis 1:27! "Male and female he created them." - 'And', not 'or'. Both gene sets and no law against fiddling with their on-off states. Biblically accurate superpowers: www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Op4...youtube.com🏳️⚧️TRANS WOMAN SUPER POWERS! #transwoman #transwomen #transgirl #transgender #transfeminineYouTube video by YukkoEX 120
ElbowDeepInAGoblin @elbowdeepinagoblin.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Weird Oreo verdict: Banana Pudding: Fake flavor like those banana-shaped candies. Obvious winner though. Deep Fried: Taste is A+. Probably healthier than a real one. Better with milk. Chicken&Waffle: Cookie is maple. The cream, chicken. ...Kinda into it but the chicken is underseasoned. Cowards. 050
Reposted by ElbowDeepInAGoblinGwendolyn Corvid @gwendolyn-corvid.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Sounds like a good plan to me. 0124
ElbowDeepInAGoblin @elbowdeepinagoblin.bsky.social · 03/09/2026If midterms don't work out, will people finally admit that organized, persistent violence is the answer? Weak pacifists and appeasers are as much to blame as the fascists at this point. This country exists in the first place because when nothing peaceful worked, they went to war. 070
ElbowDeepInAGoblin @elbowdeepinagoblin.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Just got an email that I can't edit Google Maps anymore. I submitted this a couple days ago. (The Youtube link directs to a music video for 'We Should Kill The President' by Barnaby Jones. The '486-7468' corresponds to 'GUNSHOT' on a numerical phone dial. My chill tank is so fucking empty.) 1110
ElbowDeepInAGoblin @elbowdeepinagoblin.bsky.social · 02/09/2026So 'Gobblin' was taken (alas, I shan't join the likes of Prince or Madonna) but ThatTimeIGotReincarnatedAsAnElbowDeepInAGoblin fits within character limit and that is just...So silly it's the most tempting thing in the world. 480
ElbowDeepInAGoblin @elbowdeepinagoblin.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I once read a story about a supercomputer built to oversee America's nukes. It got self-aware then assimilated with other SCs until it controlled the world's nuclear supply. Then it created world peace by holding the entire species under threat of instant destruction. ...I like that story. 040
ElbowDeepInAGoblin @elbowdeepinagoblin.bsky.social · 02/09/2026New HP series trailer dropped. Took seconds to find the 'Why Hermione black???' comment. ...Studios should just start doing no-white-people remakes of nostalgic films to make these people cry. Except Shazaam. That one should be everyone black except Shazaam (who is John Cena, obviously). 120
ElbowDeepInAGoblin @elbowdeepinagoblin.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Well, as long as you're asking, Stepford customer support... >.> 150
ElbowDeepInAGoblin @elbowdeepinagoblin.bsky.social · 01/09/2026@shoemakerjohn.bsky.social out here rewakening my thing for pixies. ...Unrelated, this was the first post Imgur ever nuked off my gallery. >.> Couldn't pinpoint whyyyyy (Artist: Gigawix) 1160
ElbowDeepInAGoblin @elbowdeepinagoblin.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Day 4. The exile holds. ...WigglyToesDeepInAGoblin, maybe. Might just get weird with it. 030
ElbowDeepInAGoblin @elbowdeepinagoblin.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Picture an office water cooler. Jim fills a cup. Scott fills a cup. Is the water they took not theirs? 030
Reposted by ElbowDeepInAGoblinIan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 01/09/2026One thing you've gotta give Johnny Depp, he is the Daniel Day Lewis of playing Hunter S. Thompson 2645
Reposted by ElbowDeepInAGoblinGwendolyn Corvid @gwendolyn-corvid.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Make America Goblins Already 061
ElbowDeepInAGoblin @elbowdeepinagoblin.bsky.social · 31/08/2026In the event my ban elsewhere is actually permanent, I will need a new name. Taking all pitches! 5201
ElbowDeepInAGoblin @elbowdeepinagoblin.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Insomnia went hard last night and I overdosed on melatonin. Today the world is sludge. Brain is sludge. Gravity? Sludge. Day 3 of fast. 010
Reposted by ElbowDeepInAGoblinBender Bending Rodriguez @benderrodriguz0101.bsky.social · 31/08/2026 141
ElbowDeepInAGoblin @elbowdeepinagoblin.bsky.social · 31/08/2026'Boo hoo, female in my GTA!' ...Saints Row has a customizable player in 4 games. 2 split sex into two slider bars (top/bottom) and voice options. Bad guys? Racist classist politicians, corpos, gentrification. 'Woke' as fuck, not a peep. Enter game #5: Female with a sidecut. Suddenly fury. Just... 060
ElbowDeepInAGoblin @elbowdeepinagoblin.bsky.social · 30/08/2026War...War never changes. But the tech does! D-rex's goblins perform strict kegel regimens so the ammo feed is timely and effective! As a bonus, they keep the barrel lubricated so overheating is no risk! 091
ElbowDeepInAGoblin @elbowdeepinagoblin.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Everyone says 'Honesty is the best policy.' until it comes time to name the best character in Tremors. ...It's Valentine. 181
