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elayaray.bsky.social

@elayaray.bsky.social
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Retired improv performer. Former cast member in Stan Lee approved Avengers parody web series (as pictured). Current IT worker, aspiring violinist & spoon player. She/her

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elayaray.bsky.social @elayaray.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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This Girl Gives Thumbs Up
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elayaray.bsky.social @elayaray.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I can't wait to vote for him again.
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elayaray.bsky.social @elayaray.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Just Die Already Elaine Benes
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elayaray.bsky.social @elayaray.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Several sets. I loved that toy.
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Bryan Cranston as Jerry Selbee: I Did
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 08/10/2026
It's Artificial Intelligence. It's Twitter. It's the Gulf of Mexico. It's Lake Ontario. It's the Department of Defense. It's the Kennedy Center.
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elayaray.bsky.social @elayaray.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He even runs weird. What's he doing w/ his arms? He looks like a baby T-rex.
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elayaray.bsky.social @elayaray.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If you're on a computer you can right-click & pick to either copy the link or save it to your desktop (or wherever).
Right-click menu with arrows pointing to "Save Video As..." and "Copy Video Link..." options.
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elayaray.bsky.social @elayaray.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Man Jumps into Dumpster
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elayaray.bsky.social @elayaray.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I am not a vet but am also allergic to cats. So I have 3 😂 (I take 4 allergy meds/day: 2 prescription, 2 over the counter).
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elayaray.bsky.social @elayaray.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Aw...She's going to remember this forever. I'm GenX & still have fond memories of the little 'salad people' my grandma used to make for me with carrot & celery stick limbs, a lettuce skirt, 1/2 a canned peach for the body, raisins for eyes...Yes, it was a weird mix but it got me to eat fruits & veg.
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elayaray.bsky.social @elayaray.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Same. Just feed all the kids. I don't care what their parents' incomes or political leanings are. Kids didn't ask for any of this crap & they can't vote.
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elayaray.bsky.social @elayaray.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Indeed. We would also be safer in trans-only restrooms / locker rooms than frat houses.
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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 29/09/2026
The ICE agent who shot Araujo in a Houston is named GREGORY FEATHERS. Make sure everyone knows.
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elayaray.bsky.social @elayaray.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They're not smart enough or organized enough to rule us all by force either. Also I think which side owns more guns varies by region. Where I live pretty much everybody I know owns guns. We all grew up with them. The left just doesn't build a whole personality around gun ownership.
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elayaray.bsky.social @elayaray.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh 60 days...well that's different then. Do they even hear themselves?
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Emma Marrone's Intense Stare at Xfactoritalia
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elayaray.bsky.social @elayaray.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wait...I was taught there was a 'mason jar protocol' for when one is gifted homemade preserves/pickles. You're supposed to return the empty jar along with a thank you note.
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Parkrose Permaculture @parkroseperma.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I can't stop thinking about how many men read that Snapchat and did nothing. How many men in that house knew a woman was being gang raped and did nothing. This is why we say all men. Bc it's your friends, your besties, your fellow frat bros and you do nothing to stop them.
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elayaray.bsky.social @elayaray.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Well, for the million/billion/trillionaires he's surrounded by, that is probably true (or at least what they're telling him). He doesn't talk to the poors.
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elayaray.bsky.social @elayaray.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wait, are you serious??? Because that was my punishment for stealing (and wrecking) my neighbor's car when I was THIRTEEN. And the only living thing I hurt was a few trees.
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elayaray.bsky.social @elayaray.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
And nobody around them has the guts to tell them the truth or correct them because they're all trying to get something from them.
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elayaray.bsky.social @elayaray.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Those are the practice ones. The chef gets to eat them. According to my Dad on 'Pancake Sunday' when I was growing up.
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elayaray.bsky.social @elayaray.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I always thought of Florida as the dangling dried dingleberry clinging to America's derrière. But that works too since they are both the crotch & ass of our country.
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elayaray.bsky.social @elayaray.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oof. Totally get it bc going through it now. Got a twice yearly CT scan to see if the cancer they cut out (w/ part of 1 lung) is still gone, in 2 days. The lead up to each scan then waiting for the results makes me a total anxious mess. Sending positive vibes your way for good results.
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elayaray.bsky.social @elayaray.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I do that. But, I tell them "I'll be back" when I just leave the room also.
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elayaray.bsky.social @elayaray.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Crazy cat lady here & I'm 100% fine with you speaking for me on this Nancy Mace 'situation'.
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Mariah Carey: I Don't Know Her
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elayaray.bsky.social @elayaray.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh look, manly men can actually show emotions & have normal physical contact with each other without the world flying off its axis or anybody's penis falling off.
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elayaray.bsky.social @elayaray.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
How is this even relevant? I don't care what kinks my pilot has when they're off duty living their private lives. I don't even care if they cosplay during the flight. I just want the pilot to know how to fly the plane & get me there safely. That's it.
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elayaray.bsky.social @elayaray.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
He's in his 50s now & is a grandpa. So, I think we should start calling him Pop-Pop Rock. Going by "Kid" just seems weird at this point.
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elayaray.bsky.social @elayaray.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
same, Dave, same...
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Kate Berlant: Exhausted and Overwhelmed
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elayaray.bsky.social @elayaray.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
There is no link anyone in this admin could post that I would click on. Not one.
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elayaray.bsky.social @elayaray.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I was rooting for cholesterol given his penchant for the McD's. But potato/potato...whatever gets us from point A to point B.
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elayaray.bsky.social @elayaray.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ugh, he's so stupid it makes my brain twitch. How is this even real life? WTF is wrong with the Republicans? They see this shit too, right??? They could make this abusive relationship stop tomorrow if they wanted to.
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elayaray.bsky.social @elayaray.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Right? I swear I eat more PB&Js as an adult than I ever did as a child.
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elayaray.bsky.social @elayaray.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
OMG I feel this. Also the "Just 5 ingredients!" (not counting the 17 other things they just assume everybody magically already has on hand--no Pam, I don't normally keep seasoned rice vinegar & red peppercorns in my pantry).
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elayaray.bsky.social @elayaray.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Same. If it takes that much time, I will inevitably get distracted, wander off, then convince myself that I really don't need that exact thing after all. And I'm not downloading any new apps. I have enough, thank you.
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elayaray.bsky.social @elayaray.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Woman Laughs and Spits Drink
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elayaray.bsky.social @elayaray.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
LOL. Maybe they should release him into general population & see how that goes for him? I'm sure none of the other inmates know anything about him or his crimes & would totally want to be friends.
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elayaray.bsky.social @elayaray.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Oh, I've been reading your posts & following your advice to the best of my ability. Although, I'm somewhat limited by my 1300 sq ft home w/ no garage or basement. I'm glad my Jewish grandparents (who served in the Army & AF) aren't here to see this. They wouldn't recognize what the US has become.
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elayaray.bsky.social @elayaray.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Same. I can barely stand 'the public' here in GA anymore. I'm just keeping my ass home & listening to Black women (still) since y'all are the only ones with any sense or political savvy apparently. I hate it here.
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elayaray.bsky.social @elayaray.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Well, I hope the 'if I don't get what I want, then F everybody else' crowd is happy with their choices. 😐
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elayaray.bsky.social @elayaray.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I totally finished the jingle in my head as soon as I read "Rice-a-Roni". It's like trying not to sing the alphabet. I can't not do it.
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Tim Williams Art @timwilliamsart.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
We'll just build a newer, better Kennedy Center if this bloated shit stain tears it down because we won't let him put his name on it. Narcissistic, psycho asshole.
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elayaray.bsky.social @elayaray.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I watched that interview live & my jaw was dropped the whole time. Partly because how f'n dare he? Unacceptable! And partly because OMG finally somebody had the guts to clap back at him & with facts.
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elayaray.bsky.social @elayaray.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ugh, she's the worst
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elayaray.bsky.social @elayaray.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I haven't even had HBO since like the '90s, so this will not be difficult to not watch for me. And, frankly, if that is the programming these days, then I don't want that channel or service or whatever.
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elayaray.bsky.social @elayaray.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This works! I've done it. A friend set up the audio/video for the Atlanta Hawks. 1 night there was an issue during a game so he had to go down to fix it. He had a badge, I didn't. He handed me a clipboard & told me to walk with purpose. I went into all the secure/private areas & nobody said shit.
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elayaray.bsky.social @elayaray.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Awesome!!! If they want to save money I would do it for a Susan B. Anthony dollar (not even a rare one), 1 betta fish (preferably red) & a bag of fun size Milky Way candy bars.
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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I am tired of people saying we can’t win in front of the Supreme Court. I’m annoyed by those who say my firm is too partisan to be effective. Today we won a huge redistricting fight before SCOTUS and a ballot access case before the Nebraska Supreme Court. The lesson: When we fight we win.
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elayaray.bsky.social @elayaray.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
For real. I realize everything is temporary. But it sure would be nice if some things could be temporary for a lot less time than others.
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