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El Anderson @elanderson.bsky.social · 14h

I just curiosity-googled some modern Chris Hansen, and omg, it’s like watching my grandpa lecture a sexpest, struggling to comprehend what a Bear is but 100% sure he doesn’t approve of it in this context. 😂

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El Anderson @elanderson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Random shot in the dark here: Anyone here have advice on how to sell an FJ ‘69 Land Cruiser? We tried Facebook marketplace, but no luck. My grandpa owned this car since before my mom was born. It runs fine, it has a newish engine and a 5 speed, and it deserves a good home. I’m out of ideas.

‘69 FJ Land Cruiser. A beauty who deserves a loving home with a car enthusiast

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El Anderson @elanderson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

The genocide is the real issue here, the censorship of speech against genocide is the issue here… But it is also kinda beautiful that in 2026 Macklemore is still gamely trying to not suck at sincere allyship, like every one of us cringey white lefties should be at all times.

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El Anderson @elanderson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

That moment when you are going through old stuff and you rediscover just how much effort someone put into “Deja Thoris, but give it electric hentai tongue” 😂

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El Anderson @elanderson.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Noah Kahan in Denver consistently sings like every other artist at sea level. Man must have dump truck worth of O2 canisters backstage, but it’s still impressive.

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El Anderson @elanderson.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Babe, that’s literally just ChatGPT.

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El Anderson @elanderson.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Shoutout to the guy i just saw in a sexy little 2-seater coupe who got the plate number NSECURE.

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El Anderson @elanderson.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

On the one hand, it is literally never good when a corporate overlord seizes control of a formerly Indy studio’s IP. On the other hand, Bethesda doesn’t seem to have made a single good call since I was in high school, so at least it was a studio that had no good output planned for the next decade?

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El Anderson @elanderson.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Watching the slow rollout of YouTube videos relating the pathetic end of Euphoria is adding years back to my potential lifespan. Yes bitches, dunk on Sam Levinson’s creepy inept ass!

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El Anderson @elanderson.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Today in “I know this is a thing that is happening, but I would really rather you not put up a BILLBOARD about it” news

Billboard reading AIRCRAFT AVAILABILITY
> AI Purpose-built for Defense

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El Anderson @elanderson.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

The Met Gala appears to be 70% women trying to look like Greek statues, 10% black women actually looking like gold statues, 5% confused men Trying Too Hard, and only 5%delightful nonsense. Yay head chandeliers, though!

SZA wearing a…flower chandelier? She looks great, it’s fabulous

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El Anderson @elanderson.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

…okay, I found Sarah Paulson. That’s fun.

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El Anderson @elanderson.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

I can’t tell if the Met Gala is really boring this year, or I’m just tired and not scrolling enough.

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El Anderson @elanderson.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

…anyway, Gnarly is the most annoying noise I’ve ever had to deal with, and I lived through Reputation, so I’d actually appreciate it if they when ahead and got worse and less viral so the members can escape and my ears can heal.

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El Anderson @elanderson.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Katseye is very explicitly a group produced using the K-pop idol system but sold to broader audiences. It feels like corporate music soup because it is. If that bums you out…yeah. The idol system is nightmarish. It usually comes with a lot of cultural distance from the US, so Blackpink feels better.

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El Anderson @elanderson.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

The next person to complain that Katseye sounds soulless and inauthentic is getting nailed to a chair and force-fed every kpop documentary in existence. *shakes cane at cloud* This happy meal I ordered tastes NOTHING like a steak! Why does McDonald’s feel so corporate!?

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El Anderson @elanderson.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

As the one person who wanted to watch Sam Levinson try to make compelling TV without stolen aesthetics, preproduction seized from women, and a whole bunch of naked “teenagers”, I am getting A+ schadenfreude off Euphoria season 3. Imagine being such a failure that ZENDAYA can’t save a script. Oof

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El Anderson @elanderson.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

In terms of an unusually educational seminar disguised as entertainment, RatatTalks is giving me early PhilosophyTube vibes. Felt like that merited a shoutout. youtu.be/BA54VHdb1j0?...

youtu.be

A Brief Introduction to Disco Elysium's Ideology

YouTube video by Ratat

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El Anderson @elanderson.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

It’s mildly hilarious to me how much the world is irritated at Timothee Chalamet for saying he doesn’t want to do ballet & does want to work hard and win a bunch of awards. This is not a strange sentiment for a child of a ballerina, aka someone who worked very hard & got very few awards for it.

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El Anderson @elanderson.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Life goals: live the kind of life that makes Trump this happy when I die

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El Anderson @elanderson.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

Not me spilling coffee all over myself because I saw a random slightly scragglier than average brunette guy with crazy eyes and my brain thought “no way there is an Actual Cannibal in this airport!” And cracked myself up like a complete dork. Guess we know the song stuck in my head all weekend.

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El Anderson @elanderson.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

My current hyper fixation is Taylor Frankie Paul getting yeeted off The Bachelorette, apparently. Have an inane ramble about how this happened! Secret Lives of Mormon Wives is one of those shows don’t watch but I love to watch YouTubers talk about. But commentators have been slowly souring on it.

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El Anderson @elanderson.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

*narrator voice* The Bachelorette is cancelled. Will anyone involved with this IP internalize that it is bad to cast abuse victims/perps who haven’t left their abuser/victim on a dating show? Probably not!

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El Anderson @elanderson.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

Fs in chat for whichever producers on The Bachelorette and Secret Lives of Mormon Wives decided they didn’t need to space those shows out a bit. I don’t understand why anyone thought this would go well back to back, but tbh I don’t understand anything about The Bachelorette.

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El Anderson @elanderson.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

I’m not saying I’m a prophet or anything, but I definitely tweeted that Jack Harlow was cringe and performative years ago. (This is a joke. But I did actually tweet that he was using little Nas X to seem blacker, & I am deeply impressed he managed to find an even more embarrassing way to do that.)

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El Anderson @elanderson.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

That is a beautiful clip for every person who needs proof that PR training is worth the investment. Didn’t even blink, just answered like it wasn’t the dumbest question she could possibly be asked.

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El Anderson @elanderson.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Breaking news: the dating show franchise that managed to pair their first black lead with a white antebellum cosplayer in the 2020s doesn’t have a strong moral compass. The maybe preggo domestic abuse trashfire from the Mormon Wives show is only an exceptional pick in that she doesn’t have a twang.

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El Anderson @elanderson.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Okay, I need everyone currently upset that The Bachelorette has a domestic violence arrest to google, like…90% of all the contestants. The Bachelor franchise has a long, proud history of Extremely Questionable Vetting. Taylor Frankie Paul is just kinda…the norm.

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El Anderson @elanderson.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

Oof, Conan O’Brian is firmly on the Uncanny Valley side of rich people refusing to age normally now, I see.

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El Anderson @elanderson.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

Kiss All the Time, Disco Very Rarely, No, Even Less Often Than That

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El Anderson @elanderson.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

A+ standing up for morality & equity and such… F for taxonomy, but that’s okay, we all know the US education system is absolute garbage.

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El Anderson @elanderson.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

Well YEAH, that book is a painful read. Most of the stuff we drag high schoolers through were. Next read War and Peace unabridged. I dare you. You won’t, cowards. (Don’t actually do that. You will either be miserable or become a Dostoyevsky fan, aka miserable, but forever this time.)

Article title:
People Are Re-Reading
Wuthering Heights. It Isn't Going Well
Online, people are sharing tips for getting through the classic.

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El Anderson @elanderson.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

So the takeaway I’m getting from the Wuthering Heights reviews is that we shouldn’t assign Brontë as required reading in high school if we aren’t going to teach kids how to figure out what it is trying to say.

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El Anderson @elanderson.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

Okay, so…in the year of nobody’s lord 2026, I can see why it would very superficially seem like a bad idea to cast a Romani Heathcliff. Sure. Y’know. Until you rebrand Wuthering Heights as “The Greatest Love Story Ever Told” and Jacob Elordi is over here looking like a sexualized lite-brite.

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El Anderson @elanderson.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

So I’m driving through the state park to the off-leash area, and in the distance there is Santa Claus, with his sack, and a handful of adults following him into the hills. An hour later I’m leaving, and there are some people coming back down that path, one of whom has a Santa hat on.

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El Anderson @elanderson.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

Or Samantha herself. Or Josephina. Seriously, I have so much of this stuff and zero idea what to do with it.

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El Anderson @elanderson.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

Does anyone know anyone who cares about American Girl doll stuff? I know people care about the stuff and I have a lot, but heck if I know how to find someone who wants Samantha’s desk and wardrobe. 🙄

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El Anderson @elanderson.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

The mental image of this meat fridge of a man staring blankly into space, thinking “huh, I guess I probably shattered her self-worth and identity with that, oh well, the icky magic aura made me do it” is the most profoundly human thing I’ve ever read, and I cannot stop laughing.

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El Anderson @elanderson.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

So I’m reading Xenos, and it is the funniest possible book for me to start reading Warhammer from. I will now tell the void the plot of Xenos, but just the bits with women in, because LOL.

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El Anderson @elanderson.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

So…in fairness it turns out Abnett’s Warhammer 40K books are compelling as hell, so this is apparently a thing I read now, serves me right for snarking about it.

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El Anderson @elanderson.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

…wow, that is the most cursed description I’ve ever seen. Well done?

Sign reading Mistletoe REBEL

Raspberry & Pomegranate Energy
Drink w/ a Festive Glitter Glaze

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El Anderson @elanderson.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

Not gonna lie, I kind of respect Disney for realizing what I was gonna do and enabling me.

Nothing alarming or demonic about this Disney game horse, nosiree

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El Anderson @elanderson.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

B*tch, WHERE? Tinkerbell is over here gaslighting me.

Dreamlight Valley screenshot reading; So I need to find a crystal that fits into the pedestal beside you?

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El Anderson @elanderson.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

Gotta say, as a human who mostly knows Dan Abnett for writing the gayest possible Hercules comic, the genuine reverence of Warhammer YouTubers talking about his ultra-grimdark war novels is delightful. We love a king with range.

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El Anderson @elanderson.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

The second least plausible thing about Warhammer 40K is how the 14-odd simultaneous roided up meat tank eugenics programs didn’t devolve into a race war, instead they all just murdered millions of people over their different flavors of daddy issues. That’s right there is cultural progress.

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El Anderson @elanderson.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

The only implausible thing in Warhammer 40K is that there are Imperium planets where techbros *didn’t* invent exciting new applications for warp-based labor saving and turn the planet into a blighted hellscape.

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El Anderson @elanderson.bsky.social · 12/10/2025

Listen, I don’t expect a movie that calls itself Tron to make sense. But why would you build your generic robocop with the most pretentious millennial hair ever? And does Leto’s contract rider include a ban on hair ties, or is he so painfully self-serious that no one has dared suggest a man bun?

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El Anderson @elanderson.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

Today in total nonsequitors: Why did people think Slenderman was such a cool concept back in the day, he’s basically just Jack Skellington in a boring suit.

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El Anderson @elanderson.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

Ahh, the Disney Dreamlight Vallley October update, where a candle begs you to ask Belle to repair a book on home cleaning techniques but makes you promise not to tell Beast. Y’know, cause he’ll get violent if he hears his second house is dirty. Wrong kind of spooky, guys.

Lumiere
"gasp* Wait! If you visit Mademoiselle Belle, you will see His Highness, and he might be very upset to learn what has been happening here.

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