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Elaina Eiser

@elainaeiser.bsky.social
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YA and Adult Fantasy Writer. Avid Reader, teacher, and mother of 2. Ace. Living with EDS & POTS. Overthinking, over-caffeinated, and probably hungry. She/her. Currently querying Linktree: linktr.ee/elainaeiserauthor Website: www.elainaeiser.com

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Elaina Eiser @elainaeiser.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When human Lucia loses her body to a demon, Fallon, they form an unlikely bond and start a budding romance while navigating familial trauma, pasta magic, and stopping the world from falling under demon rule. #DVpit #YA #PR #R #DIS
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Elaina Eiser @elainaeiser.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Love At First Possession checks all the boxes Touch her and die Demon falls first One bed - actually - body Female rage Sapphic yearning Rare magic #DVpit #YA #PR #R #DIS
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Elaina Eiser @elainaeiser.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
YA contemporary fantasy!
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#DVpit - Diverse Voices Pitch @dvpit.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
#Giveaway Time to prepare for #DVpit! Enter from July 13-18, 2026 to win query and/or first pages critiques from agents! TO ENTER: • repost this post • AND reply with your category & genre! (e.g. YA Fantasy) • Entries must be for completed, unpublished work. Full rules: dvpit.carrd.co#giveaway
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Elaina Eiser @elainaeiser.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Lucia didn't have her family as part of a secret magical society on her bingo card, but she's determined to master their particularly rare form of magic, pasta, on her own in order to save her body from a demon. #QuestPit #Q #YA #PR #R
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andrea 💘 @starringandrea.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
GET IT TOGETHER | 88K | Adult Black Rom-Com ✨ Nothing can stop Cassie and Malcolm, bona fide workaholics, from pursuing a second, serendipitous chance at love, until a tangled web of money, frenemies, and yarn jeopardizes their best-laid plans and threatens to tear them apart.🧶🖤 #QuestPit #Q #R #A
White text and images over a brown background. Agent's guide to GET IT TOGETHER. Est. Brooklyn 2026. 88K. Now Querying. 

The Pitch: Nothing can stop Cassie and Malcolm, bona fide workaholics, from pursuing a second, serendipitous chance at love, until a tangled web of money, frenemies, and yarn jeopardizes their best-laid plans and threatens to tear them apart.

What to expect: Rom-Com Antics with Heart & Depth, Second (and third) chances, BIPOC cast of characters, he falls first, but she wants casual, high spice, cafes, clubs, and craft stores, fierce and funny friendships, anti-capitalist propaganda, "what if i just quit my shitty job"

The comps: Kennedy Ryan's can't get enough, Alexis Daria's along came amor, and HBO's insecure

A black adult rom-com of overcaffeinated proportionsWhite text and image over brown background. Image is of two people holding a disco ball. 

Text says: Get it Together - Meet the MCs
She thinks he’s too cool for her, and he thinks she’s too cool for him, and that might make them perfect for each other. 

Cassie quit her high-powered job and really wants a craft store.

Cassie loves a good plan, but she certainly didn’t plan to quit her shitty job when her boss screws her over. Determined to leave her corporate baddie phase behind, she devises “The Fun Plan” and swears off dating until she’s figured her life out. Her co-dependent ex was a nightmare, and she can’t have a man throw her off track again.

But when she runs into Malcolm eight years after their one-night stand at his beloved Brooklyn cafe, his willingness to help her out is kind of charming...

(she’s a virgo)

Malcolm owns Brooklyn’s hottest cafe and he really wants her (duh).  

Malcolm is shook when Cassie barges into his cafe with a bag full of yarn. Little does she know, he just got an embarrassing  lecture from his friends that he’s never beating the workaholic allegations, despite leaving the finance world years ago. 

Cassie’s reappearance might be the distraction he needs, and he can show her what she’s been missing.  Now if only she didn’t come with a conniving, elitist social circle that could upend everything he’s worked so hard to build...

(he’s a capricorn)

White text and images over black background. Images include pictures of coffee, food, couples, and clubs to represent the energy of brooklyn. 

Also features images of artists to listen to: Beyonce, Victoria Monet, Janet Jackson, and Amber Mark.

Text says: Get it Together - Peep the Vibe
It may be winter in Brooklyn, but Cassie and Malcolm are keeping each other warm.

Adult Rom-Com   |   Second chance   |    Found Family   |    Black MCs   |    High Spice    |    Based in NYCWhite text and images over black background. 

Text says: Get it together - the comps. 

The fierce friendships and business dynamics of Can't Get Enough by Kennedy Ryna

The will-she-just-love-him-already-feels of: Along came amor by Alexis Daria

The endearing messiness and candor of HBO's insecure
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Elaina Eiser @elainaeiser.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Thank you!!
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Elaina Eiser @elainaeiser.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Thank you!!
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Elaina Eiser @elainaeiser.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Ngl, this meme inspired Love At First Possession in its entirety. Lucia's disability really pisses off Fallon, the demon possessing her. I wish I could say love at first sight but no, slow burn all the way, baby! #QuestPit #Q #YA #PR #R
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Elaina Eiser @elainaeiser.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
What is a demon to do during her first possession other than fall in love with her human host? That's totally normal, right? It's not like the fate of the world hangs in the balance or anything. #QuestPit #Q #YA #PR #R
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Elaina Eiser @elainaeiser.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Love At First Possession checks all the boxes Touch her and die Demon falls first One bed - actually - body Female rage Sapphic yearning Rare magic #QuestPit #Q #YA #PR #R
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Elaina Eiser @elainaeiser.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
It's a wild revelation! I was sick of hearing the ringing and needed something to focus on, so my TV is always on. I think I ruined my kids though haha they always want it on too
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Elaina Eiser @elainaeiser.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I have really bad tinnitus and I'd rather listen to actual noise than the ringing in my ears! Plus if it's a comfort show it just fades into the background while I'm in the zone
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Elaina Eiser @elainaeiser.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
1. Home writer, but I've also never tried a coffee shop, see #3 2. Music or TV no matter what! 3. PM essentially all the time. It's hard to write while my kids are awake and I'm not a morning person 😅 #CRPBeeMine #CampRevPit
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Elaina Eiser @elainaeiser.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
It would make a cool movie! Especially with pasta magic 😁
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Elaina Eiser @elainaeiser.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Well, Lucia and Fallon temporarily share the same body, but they don't let that stop them 😂. It's mostly Lucia's family trying to keep them apart. #CRPBeeMine #CampRevPit
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Elaina Eiser @elainaeiser.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
It's so hard when your brain is like, get to the end already!!
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Elaina Eiser @elainaeiser.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
For my last book I kept flip flopping and almost wrote 2 endings! Why are they so hard??
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Elaina Eiser @elainaeiser.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Omg I feel #1 in my soul
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Elaina Eiser @elainaeiser.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I'm a pantser 100%! I never know what my ending is or where my characters are going. I can do mood boards sometimes, only if I have a specific vision in my head. I totally edit as I go 🙈 my drafts are rarely super messy #CRPBeeMine #CampRevPit
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Elaina Eiser @elainaeiser.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
For Love At First Possession, Lucia is in a wheelchair but wouldn't let that stop her. She'd still probably fall behind, though. Fallon would have planned everything and lead the group for sure. She has boundless energy. Rowena would stay behind with Lucia and gossip the whole time 😆 #CRPBeeMine
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Elaina Eiser @elainaeiser.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Hi, my name is Elaina and I write fantasy/fantasy romance usually. My WIP is small town, slow burn, and dual POV! My main goal is to connect with other writers and have fun! #CampRevPit #CRPBeeMine
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Elaina Eiser @elainaeiser.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Hi, excited to be here! This is my first time, so sorry if I do the camp thing wrong 😅
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Elaina Eiser @elainaeiser.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Thank you!!
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Elaina Eiser @elainaeiser.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
I submitted to #revpit for the first time and I'm so nervous! I can't wait to see the process unfold now that I'm a part of it!
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Elaina Eiser @elainaeiser.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
THE MOON BLEEDS SILVER has all your favorite tropes 👫Found family 🤫Small town, big secrets 🤬Teenage angst 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩Sapphic pining 🐺Wolf shifters 👩‍🦯Chronic illness rep #QueerPit #YA #P #MR
This mood board has a wood panel background. A number of signs hang from the wall. One says Illness in typed print. Second says small town. Third is a picture of a farm. Fourth is a girl and wolf lying together. Underneath it says "big secrets". On the ground is a TV with a grainy picture of a wolf in it.
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Elaina Eiser @elainaeiser.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Yes!! 😁
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Elaina Eiser @elainaeiser.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
When isolated wolf shifter Milo runs away to discover the joys of the human world with his new friend Perrie who shares his rare genetic condition, his banishment starts a chain of events, which includes overthrowing his tyrannical community leaders. #QueerPit #YA #P #MR
This mood board has gray overtones. In the middle it reads: I'm not a wolf anymore...I'm not human. What am I? 
The pictures are: top left - a girl laying next to a wolf. Top middle - an iris slit like an animal. Top right - a man holding his head covered in blood. Middle behind the text - wolf prints. Bottom left - a humanish hand clawing a wooden floor. Bottom middle - a man and woman gently bumping elbows. Bottom right - a wolf howling in the woods.
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Ali Z @alizagame.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Brooke isn't just searching for her missing secret girlfriend, Leah. She's searching for the pastor's daughter in a cult-like church that seems determined to deny her very existence. She's fighting for her love. And her sanity. #QueerPit #lesbian #ya #thriller #querying
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Elaina Eiser @elainaeiser.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
When Milo is banished from his shifter community for existing with a chronic illness, his grief sets off a chain reaction that will reshape his town. The friendships he forges will help him find out not just how to be a wolf, but what it means to be human. #QueerPit #YA #P #MR
This is a movie poster for The Moon Bleeds Silver. At the top, accolades mention chronic illness rep, small town, big secrets, and found family. At the bottom is the pitch: When isolated wolf shifter Milo runs away to discover the joys of the human world with his new friend Perrie, who shares his rare genetic condition, his banishment starts a chain of events, which includes overthrowing his tyrannical community leaders. In the middle is a girl under a full moon with a wolf shadow underneath it.
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Merc Fenn Wolfmoor @mercwolfmoor.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Oh hey, since it's #PrideMonth (always has been), a reminder I made a starter pack for a-spec folks! (Asexual, aromantic, demi, etc.) It's opt-IN, and YES, you count if you ID as ace/demi/aro/etc & you don't need to be published! 💜 @ me if you want to be added! #ace #pride go.bsky.app/8NgLuB4
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Elaina Eiser @elainaeiser.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
I would love to be added please!
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Elaina Eiser @elainaeiser.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Chronic illness writers - do you ever just randomly experience what your characters go through? Because I'm writing about one of my MCs who just subluxed her shoulder and I swear my right arm is so weak right now 😂 crazy!
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Elaina Eiser @elainaeiser.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
THE MOON BLEEDS SILVER has all your favorite tropes 👫Found family 🤫Small town, big secrets 😤Teenage angst 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩Sapphic pining 🐺Wolf shifters ♿️Chronic illness rep #questpit #Q #YA #PR
This mood board is a wood panel background with camera equipment on the ground. A TV sits on the floor with the static image of a wolf. A sign hanging from the ceiling says "small town", then "big secrets" underneath. There's three picture frames: the first holds the image of the word "illness", the second shows a farm countryside, and the third is a woman laying next to a wolf.
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Elaina Eiser @elainaeiser.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
This mood board is killer!
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Elaina Eiser @elainaeiser.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Thank you!!
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Elaina Eiser @elainaeiser.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
THE SUNBEARER TRIALS X HOUSE IN THE CERULEAN SEA Platonic love might be the strongest of all. When Milo and Perrie's worlds collide, chronic illness bonds them together closer than blood. Will Milo's secrets swallow Perrie whole or can they remain friends? #questpit #Q #YA #PR
This is a two-toned mood board, black and gold. On the black side is a tarot card of the moon with the silhouette of a boy sitting inside. On the gold side is a tarot card of the sun with the silhouette of a girl sitting inside. Text on the black side reads: She's the sun in my life. Text on the gold side reads: he's eclipsing everything I've ever known.
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Elaina Eiser @elainaeiser.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
When Milo is banished from his shifter community for existing with a chronic illness, his grief sets off a chain reaction that will reshape his town. The friendships he forges will help him find out not just how to be a wolf, but what it means to be human. #questpit #Q #YA #PR
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Elaina Eiser @elainaeiser.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Thank you!!
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Elaina Eiser @elainaeiser.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
THE SUNBEARER TRIALS X TWILIGHT 🐺Wolf shifters navigating chronic illness and trying to find a place to belong in a world that doesn't want them. #PosterPit #PosterPitQ #YA #F
This movie poster has a human standing in a field at dusk. A full moon hangs in the sky. A wolf shadow is barely visible in the background. The title is: The Moon Bleeds Silver. It has chronic illness rep, small town big secrets and found family. The elevator pitch is at the bottom: when isolated wolf shifter Milo runs away to discover the joys of the human world with his new friend Perrie who shares his rare genetic condition, his banishment starts a chain of events, which includes overwhelming his tyrannical community leaders.
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Elaina Eiser @elainaeiser.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
THE MOON BLEEDS SILVER has all your favorites 🐺wolf shifters 👭queer characters 🫂found family 😡teen angst 👩‍🦽and chronically ill rep by someone who's living through it! #PopUpPit #LuckyPit #PopUpPitA #YA
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Elaina Eiser @elainaeiser.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
16 year old shifter Milo is about to find out there's more than one kind of family when he runs into Perrie, a sarcastic human who helps him in more ways than one, including toppling a tyrannical wolf regime. #PopUpPit #LuckyPit #PopUpPitA
Words read: when you're chronically ill, you don't need a pack to have family. The background is a full moon. The pictures include: two people holding hands at twilight, a wolf putting their snout into a person's hand, and a man and woman lightly bumping elbows.
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Elaina Eiser @elainaeiser.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Thank you! ❤️😂
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Elaina Eiser @elainaeiser.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Chronically ill Milo must navigate life between his shifter community that doesn't want him and the new human world that offers a new family in the form of Perrie who shares his rare genetic condition. When he's banished, it's the tip of the iceberg #PopUpPit #PopUpPitA #LuckyPit
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Elaina Eiser @elainaeiser.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
I’m thrilled to present my #agentguide for The Moon Bleeds Silver, my YA paranormal novel! If you love found family, wolves, chronic illness and disability rep, this is the book for you! #agents please like, comment or DM me if you’re interested!
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Elaina Eiser @elainaeiser.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
My small Barnes and Noble haul! The two on the right are notebooks ❤️. Not pictured: my husband's birthday gifts and one book for my son.
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Elaina Eiser @elainaeiser.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Some wins this week! I wrote the query letter (minus the meta data) for The Moon Bleeds Silver! It needs some tweaks but I like it so far. I came up with an interesting addition to my cozy fantasy and am excited to implement it. What were your wins this week?
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Elaina Eiser @elainaeiser.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
My author website is now live! Designed by the amazing @rachelkitch.bsky.social, it's everything I ever hoped for. Check it out and see what's coming soon! elainaeiser.com
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Elaina Eiser @elainaeiser.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I had a great idea for a new story about a chronically ill writer, which is fitting as my chronically ill self can't find the energy to write anything right now 😮‍💨
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Elaina Eiser @elainaeiser.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
People of Bluesky. Let's get to know each other better. What is your all-time favourite TV show? Quote share your answer in gif form
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aang from avatar the last airbender is standing in the snow with a group of people .
ALT: aang from avatar the last airbender is standing in the snow with a group of people .
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