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EL-P

@el-p.bsky.social
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producer and rapper. RTJ and more. actually me. www.productomart.com

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EL-P @el-p.bsky.social · 19h
realizing i must not have been clearly understanding the meaning of "peace prize". made a few assumptions based on the title about what type of people may or may not qualify for it. and hey thats on me. i get now that there must be more nuance. grey area. has to be.
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EL-P @el-p.bsky.social · 20h
fuck man your name is already saddled with pain on multiple levels both Biblically and capitalistically.
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EL-P @el-p.bsky.social · 20h
looks like i blew yet another world mental health day.
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EL-P @el-p.bsky.social · 21h
damn you've got to be joeking me.
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EL-P @el-p.bsky.social · 21h
yeah thats fine im talking about people you communicate with regularly who just can not learn it.
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EL-P @el-p.bsky.social · 21h
and i them 100%
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EL-P @el-p.bsky.social · 21h
doesnt count if its not every day of your life. thats just a thing that happened once not a slowly emerging trauma over the entire span of your life, rebecca.
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EL-P @el-p.bsky.social · 21h
damn you are one of us. there aren't many.
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EL-P @el-p.bsky.social · 22h
my god i am so sorry.
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EL-P @el-p.bsky.social · 22h
one of the easiest ways to get in my good graces is to spell my name correctly. the bar is pretty low but motherfuckers still manage to slide under it constantly. doesn't matter how i spell my name. they know better. it cant be "Jaime". theres always a better way and it will be presented to me.
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EL-P @el-p.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The execution will be televised
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EL-P @el-p.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Damn that explains a lot actually
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EL-P @el-p.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Sigh. Yes please.
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EL-P @el-p.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m not playing this perpetual, self eating motherfucking baggy/skinny jeans cycle game with you people I’m going medium forever see you fuckers in 6 months
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EL-P @el-p.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Illest unclaimed rock band name: GUITAR CENTER
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EL-P @el-p.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Tv show that jumped shark in reverse: leftovers. First season was melancholy porn, second season til the end banged.
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EL-P @el-p.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
End credits music of the wire: bad or great? No one knows. Show is too good for any real perspective. What would once have been mid has been bolstered by nostalgia. Subjectivity is dead. It’s just the music from a legendary show. I do recall hating that shitty rim shot at the time , though.
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EL-P @el-p.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Damn that is very true
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EL-P @el-p.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
No one says “shit bird” like frank sabatka
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EL-P @el-p.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What I’m saying is that you actually have but couldn’t distinguish it from reality. Once you understand that your mind will begin to slip. Just like mine when I realized that group of mountain lions didn’t all get together and thank the man for saving its baby.
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EL-P @el-p.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
safe to say there is an ongoing, full on metal health crisis infecting countless souls on instagram daily. a widespread, absolute and desperate loosening of reality with consequences we may never fully understand but will absolutely feel. yes, i'm talking about cute animal videos being AI.
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EL-P @el-p.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Same, man. Same.
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EL-P @el-p.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
TAKE THAT BACK HOW DARE YOU (I have no idea what the feeds feature is)
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EL-P @el-p.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yeah even the good jams didn’t fit a lot of the time
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EL-P @el-p.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Of course my spin off idea for the sopranos was always christopha and pauly walnuts on a road trip across eqstern Europe hunting the Russian dude they lost in the woods.
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Geoff Free ✊️✌️ @profg-off.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I need a series about Poot working at Foot Locker.
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EL-P @el-p.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If I had to pick characters for a spin of the wire it would probably have been herc and carv who I low key feel like had the most interesting character arcs in the show with a close second being the two drunk cops in the unit in season 1 who had no arc but were drunk and old and hilarious.
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EL-P @el-p.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sick 👍
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EL-P @el-p.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
All it takes is a few days of active engagement on these apps to remember that it’s mostly an exercise in badly landing jokes and literal responses to abstractions that never meant anything in the first place be still we march on lord forgive us all
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EL-P @el-p.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yeah. Sorry. I want us all to have the same tastes. That’s my dream.
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EL-P @el-p.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think I just need to grow as a person, ultimately.
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EL-P @el-p.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Every year I rewatch the wire full through but season 2 often gets skipped even though I know it’s got greatness in there. I want To like it more. I really mean well.
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EL-P @el-p.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yeah I just was saying the music in a tv show wasn’t good man 🤷‍♂️
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EL-P @el-p.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The wire is my shit but why’s every Baltimore drug dealer in the show always bumping shit that’s like “you do not understand the lyrical laws of hip hop” super loud from their whip. Never felt right.
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EL-P @el-p.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Looks like things are really looking up for the kid
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EL-P @el-p.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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EL-P @el-p.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
thinking about building a data center but i don't know where to start or what they do. shockingly little in way of youtube tutorials.
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EL-P @el-p.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
could have worked.
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EL-P @el-p.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
other thing i could have posted about that article that might have been better: "the whole hitler thing just took a dark turn". could have been funnier. i dont know.
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EL-P @el-p.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
🔥
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EL-P @el-p.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
smh you think you know someone...
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EL-P @el-p.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
in a dark, unexpected twist it turns out Hitler might have been a murderer edition.cnn.com/2026/09/25/e...
edition.cnn.com
Did Hitler kill his niece? Newly found records raise fresh questions over 95-year-old mystery | CNN
Newly uncovered archival documents have raised questions over whether Adolf Hitler could have murdered his half-niece, whose death in his Munich apartment in 1931 was officially ruled a suicide.
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EL-P @el-p.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That’s all I wanted someone to say
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Feli Dávalos @feligrease.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Robert De Niro Angry Scene
ALT: Robert De Niro Angry Scene
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EL-P @el-p.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
clearly no goodfellas fans out here geez that was a layup.
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EL-P @el-p.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you been away a long time so i dont know maybe you haven't heard but i dont shine shoes anymore. and you say...
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EL-P @el-p.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
never had any of the early systems but a used commodore vic 20. it was trash. NES changed it all. first truly great thing my mother copped. birthday before that (my 9th) she got me a shoe shine kit and told me it was time to make my own money so the bar was low but still..banger. mom was forgiven.
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EL-P @el-p.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Really though the original super Mario bros on NES was the original matrix for 10 year olds from Gen X . People don’t realize how a game that, the first to break the rules of normal gaming construction and confines, actually felt. Warp zone, baby. The first awakening.
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EL-P @el-p.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
But I clearly said “don’t”. So…
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EL-P @el-p.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
also dont front on this
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