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Lee Hembling

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And keep your foot off that blasted samoflange!

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Lee Hembling @el-hembo.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Right, now DEFEND DEFEND DEFEND 😆 #FRAENG
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Lee Hembling @el-hembo.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Cannot fault a single England player for that result. Let down by negative tactics and subs that only invited pressure further. #ENGARG
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Lee Hembling @el-hembo.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
That penalty #FRAMAR
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Star Trek Shocked
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Lee Hembling @el-hembo.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Good lord what a goal that would have been for Egypt. Fuck VAR #egyarg
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Lee Hembling @el-hembo.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
England look so poor out wide, yet insist on playing wide 99% of the time. #ENGDRC
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Lee Hembling @el-hembo.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
IMPASSIBLE #ENGDRC
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Lee Hembling @el-hembo.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
It’s almost like DR Congo know we are weak at RB. Tuchel Masterclass. #ENGDRC
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Lee Hembling @el-hembo.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
What a save that is from Mpasi #ENGDRC
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Lee Hembling @el-hembo.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Not a fan of: - Nico O’Reilly constantly cutting inside/underlapping. - Rice’s set piece deliveries #ENGDRC
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Lee Hembling @el-hembo.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Forgive me, I don’t watch a great deal of Rugby - have Italy ever beaten England? #sixnations
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Lee Hembling @el-hembo.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
‘Midnight Towboy’ in season 19 of The Simpsons is a pleasant surprise. “There once was an ogre named Shrek 3” 😂
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Lee Hembling @el-hembo.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Whoa they updated the spirit level in the Measure app on #ios 26
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Lee Hembling @el-hembo.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
“we thought Steve McClaren would have been a good replacement, it has turned out that he has not been such a good replacement.” Yikes. ☂️
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Lee Hembling @el-hembo.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
I was going to get a new laptop in order to run #fm26 but looking at the feedback so far, I shall be saving money.
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Lee Hembling @el-hembo.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
In over 25 years of playing #Footballmanager (and CM before that), had my keeper get injured after all subs and had to put an outfielder in goal for the first time ever. He didn’t concede for those 9 minutes either.
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Lee Hembling @el-hembo.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Campana with 1 for pace there. Wow. #NERevs
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Lee Hembling @el-hembo.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
#NERevs should be 3-0 up but seem allergic to scoring from open play.
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Lee Hembling @el-hembo.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
RIP Val Kilmer. His performance as Doc Holliday in Tombstone is probably my favourite ever. “I’m your huckleberry”.
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Huckleberry Doc Holliday GIF
ALT: Huckleberry Doc Holliday GIF
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Lee Hembling @el-hembo.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
I want to like #Atomfall but I just get into it, can’t put me finger on why
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Lee Hembling @el-hembo.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Imagine replacing Neighbours with Bond #amazon
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Lee Hembling @el-hembo.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
I’m English, but Scotland’s anthem is bloody brilliant, isn’t it? #flowerofscotland #sixnationsrugby
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Lee Hembling @el-hembo.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
What a match!! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇫🇷 #sixnationsrugby
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Lee Hembling @el-hembo.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
The right decision, but a mess of their own making. I have played more hours of CM/FM over the years than I’d care to admit, but as a product it hasn’t really changed much in years and this is perhaps indicative of what happens without the pressure of a competitor in the genre.
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Lee Hembling @el-hembo.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Happy #FM25 news day to all those who celebrate? 😬
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Lee Hembling @el-hembo.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
#footballmanager #fm25
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shrek and donkey are standing next to each other and shrek is saying it 's quiet .
ALT: shrek and donkey are standing next to each other and shrek is saying it 's quiet .
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Lee Hembling @el-hembo.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Craig David taking it back to assemblies in primary school. #michaelmcintyresbigshow
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Lee Hembling @el-hembo.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
(New) Gladiators series 2 upping the panto element. Reminds me of the original Gladiators trying to be like WWF/WWE back in the day. (That’s not a good thing).
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Final Friztination @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
"If you miss #TheTraitors, don't worry, The Apprentice is back next week" yeah alright, if you miss Christmas don't worry, it's Ash Wednesday next week. Fuck are you on about.
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Lee Hembling @el-hembo.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
The whole ‘seer’ thing spoiled the end of a great series, right? #thetraitors
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Lee Hembling @el-hembo.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
I miss simpler times, when Idris Elba was a complex, flawed DCI, and wasn't trying to sell me Sky Broadband & Mobile
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Lee Hembling @el-hembo.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
RIP David Lynch.
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Lee Hembling @el-hembo.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Earlier this season, I witnessed the mighty #barnetfc whoop Tamworth 7-0. So not surprised the slightest to see Spurs struggling
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Lee Hembling @el-hembo.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Bono thrusting into the camera. The 90s were wild #totp
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Lee Hembling @el-hembo.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
As a Data Analyst and a former 'keeper, this is my sort of article ✋🏻🤚🏻 www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
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How the role of a goalkeeper changed
How the job of a goalkeeper has evolved from keeping the ball out of their net to also playing a key role in a team's attack.
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Lee Hembling @el-hembo.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
When Smithy waited for Mick’s approval. Perfection. #gavinandstacey
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Lee Hembling @el-hembo.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Merry Footballdartsmas? Get in the bin.
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Scott Bryan @scottygb.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Extraordinary #Strictly
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Lee Hembling @el-hembo.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Fuck me is it dusty in here? #strictlycomedancing
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Lee Hembling @el-hembo.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
I don't even know where to start with #FIFA and their awarding of the #worldcup to Saudi Arabia.
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Lee Hembling @el-hembo.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Indiana Jones and the Great Circle is so so good. Haven’t enjoyed a game this much in years
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Lee Hembling @el-hembo.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Snow in #reddeadonline #rdo! 🤠
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𝚖𝚘𝚘𝚍𝚋𝚘𝚊𝚛𝚍. @moodboard.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
#moodboard
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Lee Hembling @el-hembo.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Consistency is key #parkrun #running
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Lee Hembling @el-hembo.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Absolute carnage on #thehitlist tonight
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Lee Hembling @el-hembo.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
It takes a special kind of dickhead to walk away not bothered after you’ve just knocked another player head first into a stretcher. #facup
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Lee Hembling @el-hembo.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Seems apt to dust this off #mastertwat #greggwallace
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Lee Hembling @el-hembo.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Didn’t have this in my bingo card today
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Lee Hembling @el-hembo.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
What in the holy instep is this? #running
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Lee Hembling @el-hembo.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Does anyone actually use the chat feature on Strava?
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