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In heaven, everything is fine @ejschuster.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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A drawing of a strange alien being with giant claws and a turtle-like shell on its back with teeth like a giant mouth
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In heaven, everything is fine @ejschuster.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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A pen and ink drawing of a giant bipedal rabbit with antlers carrying a bus through a downtown street
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In heaven, everything is fine @ejschuster.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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An ink and watercolor drawing of a turtle monster
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In heaven, everything is fine @ejschuster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Let's do the Halloween PFP/name thing again, this was me in art school as Henry from Eraserhead. Grew my hair for almost a year to do this. Photo by my insanely talented friend Luke Berhow.
A chiaroscuro photograph of a young man with giant hair looking at the viewer with a vacant intensity
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In heaven, everything is fine @ejschuster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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A drawing of a three headed scaly dragon. The drawing is framed by two pens, a pencil, and a brush pen.
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In heaven, everything is fine @ejschuster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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A drawing of a furry creature with goat horns wearing an oversized hoodie flying through the air
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In heaven, everything is fine @ejschuster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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A drawing of an octopus man. Two pens and a pencil rest above it.
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In heaven, everything is fine @ejschuster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is how unc does #comicsbeerparty
A bottle of non-alcoholic Corona beer
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In heaven, everything is fine @ejschuster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
2K FOLLOWERS SKETCH REQUEST THREAD Thank you all for being here! I'll be taking drawing requests for the next 24 hours! To participate: 1. Be following (new followers welcome!) 2. Drop a request for a monster/cryptid/yokai/weird critter in the comments (OCs are fine!) and I will do a quick sketch ⤵️
A drawing of a Hodag with the words "Thanks for 2K! Eric." signed above it. The drawing has a brass blade pen resting next to it. The ink is still wet.
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In heaven, everything is fine @ejschuster.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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a pen and watercolor drawing of a shrimp on an envelope
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In heaven, everything is fine @ejschuster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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A pen and ink drawing of Flabber, the ghost from Big Bad Beetleborgs. He has a comically large chin and nose and wears a gaudy jacket.
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In heaven, everything is fine @ejschuster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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A pen and watercolor drawing of a furry green monster with horns and a big pink nose
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In heaven, everything is fine @ejschuster.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
These blade pens are among my favorite art tools, makes incredibly interesting lines.
A drawing of Zagoras, a derpy looking dinosaur, holding his hands up in a gesture that appears to be surprise or surrender. Drawn with a brass blade pen.
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In heaven, everything is fine @ejschuster.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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a drawing of a green gremlin creature
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In heaven, everything is fine @ejschuster.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Pen and brush pen drawing of a sleepy cat in a hoodie and sweatpants holding a coffee mug
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In heaven, everything is fine @ejschuster.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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a pen and watercolor drawing of a man with bushy hair and glasses
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In heaven, everything is fine @ejschuster.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I've been keeping my ears out for rare/unreleased Morphine music for close to two decades and there's songs on here I've never heard, I'm so excited. Morphine's my favorite band ever.
the new Morphone album's tracklist
1. Tomorrow
2. Wig
3. Patience
4. Spaceman Charm
5. Justine
6. Moons of Jupiter
7. Cocoon
8. Pretty Face
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In heaven, everything is fine @ejschuster.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
93!
crop of the box art for the VHS of Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla
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In heaven, everything is fine @ejschuster.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If you're in Minneapolis, come thru 🤙
A promo image for the CRIMES AGAINST NATURE issue #1 premiere, September 23rd at 8pm at the Comedy Corner Underground. Cover is $20. It is hosted by writer Eliot Rahal and features stand up by Ben Katzner, Phoebe Bottoms, and Pearl Rose. A signed copy of the book is included.
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In heaven, everything is fine @ejschuster.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A friend of mine lent me the Kobayashi Makoto manga Club 9 and I loved it and was eagerly awaiting reading the next thirty volumes only to discover it only ran for five. A travesty.
a manga panel where three girls walk in a glamorous formation
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In heaven, everything is fine @ejschuster.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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a drawing of a weird cat
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In heaven, everything is fine @ejschuster.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Bog Dude
A drawing of Swamp Thing, a man made of plants and vines flashing a thumbs up
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In heaven, everything is fine @ejschuster.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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a drawing of a surly ape
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In heaven, everything is fine @ejschuster.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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a drawing of a huskie dog throwing up the metal sign with both paws wearing a black shirt that reads "ROCK OUT!" A Sharpie, a flair pen, and a white out stick are next to it.
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In heaven, everything is fine @ejschuster.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
OTD in 1994, Charles Schulz revealed the tragic backstory of Snoopy's brother, Spike.
A Peanuts comic where a dog in a cowboy hat with a mustache wanders the desert and relays a tragic story about how he was encouraged to chase a rabbit, causing the rabbit to run into the road and be hit by a car. Consumed with self loathing and disdain for the humans who encouraged him to chase the rabbit, the dog then declares he's exiled himself to the desert and says "I've never told anyone before...I guess I still haven't."
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In heaven, everything is fine @ejschuster.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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A goblin creature with floppy ears and a big nose
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In heaven, everything is fine @ejschuster.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My buddy @eliotrahal.bsky.social's book CRIMES AGAINST NATURE drops next week from Image. Doctor Kermit Groeden and his client Amigo the Ape are on the run for a crime they didn't commit. Hijinks ensue!
A drawing of a scruffy mustachioed man and a surly gorilla against a yellow backdrop with bananas. The man is using American sign language to sign the word "no" and the gorilla is signing "banana."
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In heaven, everything is fine @ejschuster.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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a drawing of a surly looking gorilla
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In heaven, everything is fine @ejschuster.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"Jinkies!"
A drawing of a freckled girl with glasses, a bob haircut, and a baggy turtleneck sweater
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In heaven, everything is fine @ejschuster.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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a monster guy in a hoodie smoking a cigarette and talking to a long-haired kid in a jacket who is also smoking
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In heaven, everything is fine @ejschuster.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This came up in the Discord again so I'm gonna repost it here because we could all use a reminder that Calvin's dad is always right.
A Calvin & Hobbes comic strip where Calvin and Hobbes walk in the woods and Calvin discusses how his dad has bought a physical book and paid for it with cash so as to avoid inconveniences
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In heaven, everything is fine @ejschuster.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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a drawing of an intense gorilla
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In heaven, everything is fine @ejschuster.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
gm (pen by @thingsbydan.co.uk)
A drawing of a goofy fanged dinosaur (Zagoras from Ultraman) who is posing with his hands in the air as if to say "I surrender!" or "who, me?!" The drawing is posed with a brass blade pen.
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In heaven, everything is fine @ejschuster.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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a furry monster girl with horns on her phone
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In heaven, everything is fine @ejschuster.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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a drawing of an ape
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In heaven, everything is fine @ejschuster.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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a drawing of a silly ape man with a mullet
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In heaven, everything is fine @ejschuster.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I love how Sergio Toppi would do these illustrations with tons of detail and texture but arrange it smartly so it doesn't look overly cluttered or busy
A drawing of a samuraia drawing of a Centurion in a horse drawing chariota drawing of Odin in front of a tree with a wolf and a ravenA drawing of a Roman soldier
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In heaven, everything is fine @ejschuster.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
logging on
a drawing of a beleaguered tanuki holding a cigarette and saying "Jesus Christ"
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In heaven, everything is fine @ejschuster.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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a tired green furry monster holding a coffee mug that reads 80085
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In heaven, everything is fine @ejschuster.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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a chiaroscuro drawing of a lion tailed macaque
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In heaven, everything is fine @ejschuster.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
RIPigmon 😞
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In heaven, everything is fine @ejschuster.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Is Sans Undertale wearing a hoodie or a jacket with a fur collar?
pixel art of a skeleton wearing a blue coat, basketball shorts, and slippers
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In heaven, everything is fine @ejschuster.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
lil stinker
a purple monkey with a skull face and green eyes
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In heaven, everything is fine @ejschuster.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Meryl Streep describing working on the effects-heavy DEATH BECOMES HER (I love this movie but this is also very funny)
My first, my last, my only. I think it's tedious. Whatever concentration you can apply to that kind of comedy is just shredded. You stand there like a piece of machinery—they should get machinery to do it. I loved how it turned out. But it's not fun to act to a lampstand. "Pretend this is Goldie, right here! Uh, no, I'm sorry, Bob, she went off the mark by five centimeters, and now her head won't match her neck!" It was like being at the dentist.
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In heaven, everything is fine @ejschuster.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
TROG
A troll like monster with a horn growing out of his head
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In heaven, everything is fine @ejschuster.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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An upsetting tomato creature with big legs and a disconcerting stare
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In heaven, everything is fine @ejschuster.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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a chihuahua in a bomber jacket smoking a cigarette next to a no smoking sign
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In heaven, everything is fine @ejschuster.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Happy birthday, Rampage
a drawing of a giant apea drawing of a giant rat monster standing on top of a buildingA drawing of a giant lizard monster punching a car to smithereens
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In heaven, everything is fine @ejschuster.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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a furry green monster with horns smoking a cigarette and holding a coffee mug that reads "Fuck ICE"
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In heaven, everything is fine @ejschuster.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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a drawing of a bear
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