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Nomen Dubium

@ejpointer.bsky.social
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NAFO Parpetrator of Tuba Division: "Tun Nominas, Nos Subripiemus!" Autistic, artistic, unemployed layabout. I make photoshop montages that insult Russians, MAGAs and evil humans in general.

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Nomen Dubium @ejpointer.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Making enemies in a country as heavily-armed as America is unwise.
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Nomen Dubium @ejpointer.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Fellas - we are very nearly there now! Let's get this across the line! www.help99.co/patches/nafo...
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Nomen Dubium @ejpointer.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Fellas - after a one-day hiatus due to photoshopper's block, Tuba Division's mission to clean up the planet continues! As ever, this is an excellent cause - evacuation vehicles for the guys on the front lines. Please give generously if you can. www.help99.co/patches/nafo...
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Nomen Dubium @ejpointer.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Day 3 of the fundraiser and more shenanigans unfold! I wouldn't call it kidnapping so much as garbage removal...
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Nomen Dubium @ejpointer.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Hey fellas - there's a fundraiser running via the 69th Sniffing Brigade that a fried of mine in Germany is helping with and she's asked me to spread the word here. The fundraiser is for two trucks. Also, we get to ridicule AfD at the same time. What's not to like? www.help99.co/patches/nafo...
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Nomen Dubium @ejpointer.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Calling all palaeontologists! What is the "cat gap" and how did it happen?
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Nomen Dubium @ejpointer.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
I prefer to call it the Gulf of Compensating.
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Nomen Dubium @ejpointer.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
"One of the most terrible organizations on earth"?? I'm pretty sure the NKVD and the SS were worse.
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Nomen Dubium @ejpointer.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Serves you right, heretic!
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Nomen Dubium @ejpointer.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Elon has found proof of who funds the NAFO. NAFO has four letters. The fourth letter is D. DOGE (Elon's outfit) has four letters, so it's still D. 4+4= 8 The 8th letter is H. So the secret NAFO overlord's initials are DH. DUSTIN HOFFMAN FUNDS THE NAFO!!!
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Nomen Dubium @ejpointer.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
I gather one of Alaudinov's close colleagues received a high-explosive retirement package yesterday too.
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Nomen Dubium @ejpointer.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
I'm currently having a "conversation" with a MAGAt in Texas who loves that fact that Musk now has complete access to every American's social security and tax details and thinks his tax dollars will go to "America first." I've just told him I'm Ukrainian and thanked him for his money 😃
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Nomen Dubium @ejpointer.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Musk is doing to the US government what he does to all the companies he buys: firing the vast bulk of the staff and making the survivors work ten times as hard to do the same jobs. I fully expect him to blame "woke left Democrats" for this tragedy. Anyone, in fact, but himself.
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Nomen Dubium @ejpointer.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
What's really annoying is that I had a Tuba Division montage all planned out and now I can't do it for another week.
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Nomen Dubium @ejpointer.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Ye olde parpe!
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Nomen Dubium @ejpointer.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
So my Twatter main got another 7 days in the sin bin because the morons who programmed the ban bot understand neither context nor sarcasm 🙄
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Nomen Dubium @ejpointer.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Is there any way to quickly follow back everyone who's followed me? Practically 100% of my replies on this platform are "XYZ has followed you" and, gratifying as that may be, it means basically all of my engagement here is following people back and it's becoming kind of a grind. Help, please?
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Nomen Dubium @ejpointer.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
There's only so many economists you can throw through windows before reality takes hold.
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Nomen Dubium @ejpointer.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Will there be a three-day special military operation to seize it?
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Nomen Dubium @ejpointer.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Completely non-political, history-based question for absolutely anyone out there (technically, two questions, but hey). Why did WW2 Japanese ships (mainly carriers as far as I know) have all those white bags attached to their superstructure? Were they sandbags? And did they work? Okay, three.
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Nomen Dubium @ejpointer.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Well, it's one definition of "special".
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Nomen Dubium @ejpointer.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
They didn't even put any chicken wire over it??
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Nomen Dubium @ejpointer.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
I'm using a couple of those right now.
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Nomen Dubium @ejpointer.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Just look for tubas and I won't be far away 😃
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Nomen Dubium @ejpointer.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
We have a civic and moral duty to persuade them that we're Big Government spying on them.
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Nomen Dubium @ejpointer.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
I would be loath to put such a handsome fella into the Tuba of Torment! For one thing, he's too wide!
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Nomen Dubium @ejpointer.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
I'm afraid to say that the rules and regulations of Tuba Division on Bluesky are not, as some malingerers have suggested, relaxed and carefree. I am still the same demented martinet here as I was over there. However, I am not a tyrant. Therefore, 6pm every Tuesday is Pineapple Mai Tai Night!
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Nomen Dubium @ejpointer.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
So a Reform UK propagandist is getting absolutely rinsed on Twatter and it's hilarious. Starting the New Year with a bang and a ratio! x.com/NicholasLiss...
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Nomen Dubium @ejpointer.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Hey, fellas - I need some good Ukrainian swears that I can fire at the vatniks and MAGAts. I picked up this juicy one the other day but I need a bit of flexibility. "Іди до біса, свинолоба" - I'm in polite company here so I'll leave you to google it. MOAR!
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Nomen Dubium @ejpointer.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
It still needs work. I haven't added the sequins or scorpions yet.
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Nomen Dubium @ejpointer.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Any ballet fans out there? Dress rehearsals are beginning for our new show.
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Nomen Dubium @ejpointer.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
I see Laura Loomer tried to open an account on BlueSky after her run-in with Elon. She lasted one hour, didn't post anything and got suspended and is now complaining because her reputation preceded her...
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Nomen Dubium @ejpointer.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
I have two vacancies for corporal and one for a major-general.
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Nomen Dubium @ejpointer.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
You're so kind. Are you in Tuba Division? Normally they say nice words when they want a promotion 😃
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Nomen Dubium @ejpointer.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
But which other high-profile anti-Russia figure can I get to retweet my words?!
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Nomen Dubium @ejpointer.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Malcolm Nance liked and retweeted my post. Malcolm NANCE! It's like getting RT'd by Budanov!
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Nomen Dubium @ejpointer.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
On this day I think my life just peaked. All downhill from here.
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Nomen Dubium @ejpointer.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Well, to be fair to the guy, he did clear it. Mission accomplished.
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Nomen Dubium @ejpointer.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Why does Simonyan always look like she just got out of the shower?
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Nomen Dubium @ejpointer.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
A good few months, yes.
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Nomen Dubium @ejpointer.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
I was getting ideas out of my head as I have no writing ability anymore. Art is my jam, baby!
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Nomen Dubium @ejpointer.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
A3, so 297mm x 420mm, so quite big for what they are. I like to think of them as very large miniatures.
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Nomen Dubium @ejpointer.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Merry Migraine and a Happy New Headache, sir!
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Nomen Dubium @ejpointer.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
I use a 0.03mm black fineliner and there's an artist statement on my Facebook page. My work would suit someone who has an eagle eye and doesn't mind migraines.
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Nomen Dubium @ejpointer.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Also, here's an example fo my work.
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Nomen Dubium @ejpointer.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Any art dealers in the house? I have vast talent, unmatchable humour and an ego bigger than Saturn. I also draw a bit and am looking for an agent. Estate agents and secret agents need not apply.
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Nomen Dubium @ejpointer.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
So we just got #DefundNAFO to trend on the other platform. With any luck the MAGAts will take the bait and run with it :D
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Nomen Dubium @ejpointer.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Didn't Reagan already invade Panama? Something to do with a guy who had pizza for a face.
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Nomen Dubium @ejpointer.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
In the Russian language "volunteering" and "coercion" are the same word.
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Nomen Dubium @ejpointer.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
The podmen are the crewmembers assigned to monitor the cargo, i.e. the barge and as many as 480 flasks filled with highly dangerous, reactive compounds being refined during the journey. The flasks are unstable and dangerous and the podmen have to deal with them. Mustapha would start here.
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