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Eizah Legs @eizah.dry.gay · 17/08/2026

I dunno. Making porn of a child character and fixing it by slapping "adult <character>" in the caption doesnt seem too far off from child stuff but go off furries ig

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Eizah Legs @eizah.dry.gay · 28/07/2026

When you just want your notifications clear but this person wont stop replying in 3 seconds and telegram still gives pesters you with the notification icon if you archive or mute them

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Eizah Legs @eizah.dry.gay · 01/07/2026

Weird furry porn artists doing your commission 🐌🐌🐌 Weird furry porn artists when a new film trailer drops with an underage dog character 🏃‍♂️⚡️⚡️💨

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Eizah Legs @eizah.dry.gay · 15/05/2026

Listen, when I say I wish spring was a little warmer this year, that does NOT mean go hit almost 100 next Tuesday and break another record high

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Eizah Legs @eizah.dry.gay · 27/04/2026

Wow that guy's fursuit is gigantic! He must be so tall outside his fursuit! >is shorter than me

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Eizah Legs @eizah.dry.gay · 20/04/2026

Hmm.. did the artist is want to commission simply not reply to me or did I make a typo in the email in the contact form and I am ignoring their response that will never arrive..

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Eizah Legs @eizah.dry.gay · 07/04/2026

Throwback to the time domino's got rid of its Marinara dip and in doing so, removed the only reason worth going

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Eizah Legs @eizah.dry.gay · 03/04/2026

You know, my living situation may still not be perfect, but at least I dont live with anyone who leaves 4 inches of literal poo water marinating in a bath tub overnight anymore.

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Eizah Legs @eizah.dry.gay · 20/03/2026

Maybe if I pretend hard enough I can become shorter irl

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Eizah Legs @eizah.dry.gay · 06/03/2026

It's not easy being a single mother AND a small business owner, but one thing that makes it easier is that I'm not single, a mother nor a small business owner

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Eizah Legs @eizah.dry.gay · 26/01/2026

The mental fortitude required to attempt conversation in a furry discord is immense. The lengths and struggle I go through for the chance at local Furry friends.

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Eizah Legs @eizah.dry.gay · 25/01/2026

Snow apocalypse day 1: The end is nigh. Supplies have already run dry, as I eat my final hot chip.

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Eizah Legs @eizah.dry.gay · 02/01/2026

When I compliment someone like saying "Hey you're <adjective>" and the replay "Nyoo I'm not <adjective> :3", my favorite thing to hit them with is "Oh right, I guess you aren't.". Because god is the "I'm not" "you are" back and forth is dreadful

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Eizah Legs @eizah.dry.gay · 31/12/2025

Why do all my favorite artists end up being creepy at best or bordering illegal at worst? 😭 I wanna befriend ONE artist i like without discovering concerning stuff

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Eizah Legs @eizah.dry.gay · 25/12/2025

Looking at traffic on Christmas morning at 8:30 is funny. What do you mean the entire country has green traffic?

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Eizah Legs @eizah.dry.gay · 19/12/2025

If I'm speaking my truth, my Minecraft phase is more like 3 or 4 weeks

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Eizah Legs @eizah.dry.gay · 11/12/2025

Omg yay! Everyone go congratulate my successful and smart and handsome boyfriend for graduating or I will bonk you all crazy style.

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dry (🎈 until 12/8/27) @dry.gay · 11/12/2025

Hey chat I didn’t mention this earlier but I’m graduating today lowk

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Eizah Legs @eizah.dry.gay · 04/12/2025

Its almost MFF, I can't wait to see what drama arises and makes me glad I wasn't there. Furries trashing the con/hotels? Problematic furries who should have been banned? Maybe sexual deviance in public!

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Eizah Legs @eizah.dry.gay · 03/12/2025

Once more, people whose entire online presence is being sexy and hot when people only interact with them about being sexy and hot:

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Eizah Legs @eizah.dry.gay · 02/12/2025

Sharks, my product is a useless knick-knack you'll find at the checkout of craft stores or 5 Below Wow, I will fund your product in exchange for 99% ownership and 200% of your profits and a your firstborn OMG OMG OMG Yes this is happening! My product is becoming reality!!

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Eizah Legs @eizah.dry.gay · 28/11/2025

Barq pls let me sort group members by proximity so I can find people with the same hobbies near me without having to check every profile 🙏

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Eizah Legs @eizah.dry.gay · 26/11/2025

I want to talk to someone about the present I got my man for Christmas but smh hes the only person I talk to so I cant

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Eizah Legs @eizah.dry.gay · 23/11/2025

Fat man + his bodybuilder bf, iconic duo

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Eizah Legs @eizah.dry.gay · 21/11/2025

I need friends to talk about size with but who also isn't a brainless gooner

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Eizah Legs @eizah.dry.gay · 18/11/2025

When a furry doesn't seem interested in the conversation anymore so I bust out ol' reliable

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Eizah Legs @eizah.dry.gay · 13/11/2025

How it feels finding yourself in a macro micro piece

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Eizah Legs @eizah.dry.gay · 11/11/2025

JUST IN: big beefy sexy man who came to fame by flexing and flirting with gay furries, deletes bluesky for being a "[liberal] echochamber for likewise thinkers"

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Eizah Legs @eizah.dry.gay · 10/11/2025

One of the funniest online phenomena is when people build their entire account and online presence around how sexy and hot they are, then get mad when people only ever want to talk to them about how sexy and hot they are

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Eizah Legs @eizah.dry.gay · 20/10/2025

Life is the ultimate gooner game

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Eizah Legs @eizah.dry.gay · 20/10/2025

Omg you guys, domino's pizza got rid of the only thing on their menu that tasted remotely good. This is so sad. On the bright side I will never need to use their app again

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Eizah Legs @eizah.dry.gay · 16/10/2025

Furrys be like, "oh you turned 18 a few months ago? You should naïvely move in with me so I can exploit you for sex"

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Eizah Legs @eizah.dry.gay · 08/10/2025

I recently began having a say in who we hire where I work and damn. Seeing some of these people really make me feel better about my resume. Not even in terms of my experience and skills, just damn. At least I don't have a 4 page resume, which is 3 pages work experience and a half page of references

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Eizah Legs @eizah.dry.gay · 06/10/2025

The micro mindset is paying $150 for a commission of your friend featuring yourself as a tiny colored speck somewhere on their body

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Eizah Legs @eizah.dry.gay · 05/10/2025

Bitches be like "hear me outs on him" and its just a picture of Henry Cavill

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Eizah Legs @eizah.dry.gay · 28/09/2025

"Omg wow cute cool pair of shoes wow I want to buy them, wow I'm gonna do that" *biggest size is 4 sizes too small*

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Eizah Legs @eizah.dry.gay · 26/09/2025

omg you guys finally, warframe is adding a tutorial for modding, it only took then 13 years!

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Eizah Legs @eizah.dry.gay · 16/09/2025

"Hah, yeah all this is gonna last me a month!" I say, slapping the 15 Costco size cookie packs, knowing full well I'll be back next week because I ran out 3 days after buying them

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Eizah Legs @eizah.dry.gay · 25/07/2025

When you just trying to have some relaxing relic grinding in Warframe then the LR5 no life min-maxxer on Titania with thermal sunder joins

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Eizah Legs @eizah.dry.gay · 24/07/2025

After a month at the new place I gain a new appreciation for not having my previous room mates. I mean, its been great, nobody drank my nice juice and replaced it with cheap garbage, nobody has shit in the tub, not as cluttered. Really just the 2nd thing though is nice.

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Eizah Legs @eizah.dry.gay · 24/07/2025

"Omg I love my cat so much theyre so important to me and I love them." *neglects 80% of the time* (I guess any pet could be slotted in but fuck this type loser)

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Eizah Legs @eizah.dry.gay · 22/07/2025

When someone recommends a show or movie that's "so great" but it's just another one with the 5 actors who do every role in everything having underwhelming fake deep plot with a sex scene in every episode.

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Eizah Legs @eizah.dry.gay · 17/07/2025

I need more macro friends smh. Whats the point of normal friends?? What do you mean you cant crush my house? Booorrriinnnggggg. Get bigger dweeb

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Eizah Legs @eizah.dry.gay · 17/07/2025

When I want to be small and cute but then I remember I outweigh average weight by 150lbs and average height barely reaches my chin at best.

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Eizah Legs @eizah.dry.gay · 12/07/2025

Sometimes I forget im a man's wild until someone mentions it to me teehee

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Eizah Legs @eizah.dry.gay · 12/07/2025

I think its a tragedy that tall people are born wanting to be micros and short people are born wanting to be macros

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Eizah Legs @eizah.dry.gay · 11/07/2025

okay AC I'm here! where is everyone?

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Eizah Legs @eizah.dry.gay · 09/07/2025

When the new macro Furry artist you find is a pedo for like the 4th time

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Eizah Legs @eizah.dry.gay · 09/07/2025

The best part about going to AC is seeing all the drama and nonsense every con has and then remembering you didn't go and got to stay home away from it all.

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Eizah Legs @eizah.dry.gay · 04/07/2025

You know what? *untangles your proteins*

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