Lars Erik @eispeis.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Yeah, I thought that was fun. They may be a bit too easy to hurdle. 000 0
Lars Erik @eispeis.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Granted, we are a bit weak at ILB and both tackles, but the rest of the defense is terrifying. Groundon and Stakataka hold the center as Machamp and Miraidon bear down around the edge. Good luck stopping Eternatus in contested catches or Ninjask in space. 000 0
Lars Erik @eispeis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026As a Ravens fan I'm well adept at translating Harbaugh. This means Dart is dead. 020 0
Lars Erik @eispeis.bsky.social · 20/09/2026As a Ravens fan: I'm pretty confident Shough didn't get in on 4th down, but I'm also pretty confident that Johnson was in on 2nd down, and/or Shough was in on 3rd down. 010 0
Lars Erik @eispeis.bsky.social · 13/09/2026My fantasy opponent started the Jags D/ST, which is a bit of a fly in the ointment. 020 0
Lars Erik @eispeis.bsky.social · 08/09/2026It's so much worse. It's an open world Mr Beast game 001 0
Reposted by Lars ErikMads Rage @masd.no · 01/09/2026Ein viktig del av førebuinga er å finna eit høvande antrekk. 5395 0
Lars Erik @eispeis.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Sjelden man støtter en internasjonal sportsføderasjon, men her har UEFA endelig vist litt baller. På tide å jekke Infamtino ut. www.uefa.com/news-media/n...uefa.comStatement on behalf of UEFA and its 55 national associationsUEFA and its national associations will not participate in FIFA competitions. 000 0
Lars Erik @eispeis.bsky.social · 19/07/2026We built a stadium in a swamp. It sank into the swamp. Then we built a new stadium on top of it. It sank into the swamp. The third fell over, caught fire, and sank into the swamp. But this stadium will probably not sink into the swamp. 1231714 0
Lars Erik @eispeis.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Hard to pick up an attacker when you're only five extra defenders in the box. Epic choke job. 000 0
Reposted by Lars ErikArif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️ @arif.bsky.social · 07/07/2026oh my god it really was a 28-3 moment for the team in red in black in atlanta against the goat 1038680 0
Lars Erik @eispeis.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Fuck me the stat is wrong. We won one of the friendlies as well. I'm drunk on endorphins. 000 0
Lars Erik @eispeis.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Norway have faced Brazil five times. Norway wins: 2 (both in World Cup) Draws: 3 (friendlies) Brazil wins: 0 110 0
Lars Erik @eispeis.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Here's something to distract you from the commercials 38-0.app38-0.app38-0 | Build the Ultimate English Top-Flight TeamSpin the wheel, draft real top-flight players from every era, and simulate a full 38-game season. Can you win all 38? 000 0
Lars Erik @eispeis.bsky.social · 10/06/2026I'm Marine Rich. My name isn't Rich, but I do hold vast tracts of the ocean. 000 0
Lars Erik @eispeis.bsky.social · 04/06/2026So close. Dawson Knox will score an OT TD to win one. 000 0
Lars Erik @eispeis.bsky.social · 04/06/2026I REFUSE to believe that Schotty would lead this team to two wins. 100 0
Reposted by Lars ErikAlex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK 6135470216422 0
Lars Erik @eispeis.bsky.social · 13/05/20261 billion will never be able to replicate the feeling of accomplishment you got from murdering a row of monks 1331 0
Reposted by Lars Erikwint @dril.bsky.social · 27/04/2026why breed dogs with jaws large enough to tear through Flesh, when you could breed dogs with minds large enougj to tear through Fallacy..... 100133603056 0
Lars Erik @eispeis.bsky.social · 09/04/2026While naming a body marker after his dead wife who, incidentally, is that body marker. 160 0
Lars Erik @eispeis.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Also this. Translated [date gets up to go to the the bathroom] Me: Well well well. The rats are fleeing the sinking ship. 000 0
Lars Erik @eispeis.bsky.social · 30/03/2026That's actually a lower case L at the end there. It's why things went sideways for Pete. The overly long, nightly seances with Al Davis took too much time. 010 0
Reposted by Lars ErikTim Carvell @timcarvell.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Golden retriever runs 15 feet after owner mimes throwing tennis ball 140145773489 0
Reposted by Lars Erikjosh boo-erman 👻 @bosh.worstpossible.world · 19/02/2026he looks just like his dad ❤️ 202690452 0
Lars Erik @eispeis.bsky.social · 12/02/2026Hvis du finner en ekstra "36,9% gjør meg like bli'"-caps så tar jeg den gjerne. 020 0
Lars Erik @eispeis.bsky.social · 08/02/2026I'm just furious that no one has picked up my pitch for a show about two coal miners who, having lost their jobs, decide to win the Olympic gold in figure skating while maintaining a strictly platonic friendship through grunts and sending each other vaguely racist memes. 021 0
Lars Erik @eispeis.bsky.social · 07/02/2026Vishy France surely? Spending months in cahoots with the enemy (Australia) only to come back and destroy the the Brave British Boys? 000 0
Lars Erik @eispeis.bsky.social · 17/01/2026@conororr.bsky.social re your comment on the Friday Fun Show about driving home from the hospital. Nothing has ever resonated more with me. I remember being unable to fathom how I was supposed to drive my wife and newborn the 2.5 mile, 10 minute drive, from the hospital. Seemed insurmountable. 000 0
Reposted by Lars Erikchrnum @chrnum.bsky.social · 19/11/2025Also sprach Zarathustra, og da løp grisen ut 1557 0
Lars Erik @eispeis.bsky.social · 06/11/2025Yo mama must be loving cause she never gonna give you up? 000 0
Lars Erik @eispeis.bsky.social · 22/10/2025Had a similar regen pop up. He turned into one of the best players of his generation. Daddy Salami 010 0
Lars Erik @eispeis.bsky.social · 12/10/2025How in the everloving fuck do you try two tush pushes on the goal line in stead of giving Henry a couple of tries. Baffling shit. This game will end 10-3 to the Rams. 000 0
Lars Erik @eispeis.bsky.social · 17/09/2025It's fine Lukey. The only reason I'm still here is that most of my NFL follows are on here. What you need pulling up on is your discussion of whether Donnarumma or Haaland has met recently. They very much have 010 0
Lars Erik @eispeis.bsky.social · 10/09/2025Worth noting that Aasgard came off the bench in the 64th minute and score 4 goals between 68 and 91. Four goals in 23 minutes after playing only 27. I suspect that his second will be corrected to an oggy though. 000 0
Lars Erik @eispeis.bsky.social · 10/09/2025I responded this on twitter all those years ago, but that account is lost in time, so I'll repost it here. 8 = snowman 9 = Triple Hattrick (should now be called a Haaland after his 9 goal match against Honduras in May 2019) 10 = I've suspected match fixing for the last four goals. 010 0