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Jawsh the Eisbaer @eisbaer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Dolly's gone. Shut it down, America's done.

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Jawsh the Eisbaer @eisbaer.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

@deck.blue I beg of you, please add a volume slider to video. And let it retain what volume you set it at.

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Jawsh the Eisbaer @eisbaer.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Don't worry about me, I'm just grooving to my new theme song. www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ijh...

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Jawsh the Eisbaer @eisbaer.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Just say those three little words to me... "Standby for Titanfall."

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Jawsh the Eisbaer @eisbaer.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

I accidentally looked at something right-wing on my Facebook wall. Well, now Facebook is vomiting right-wing propaganda at me and I think I'm ready to choose violence.

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Jawsh the Eisbaer @eisbaer.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

@aoc.bsky.social and others: I need progressives to put together the most comprehensive and painfully enforced anti-corruption bill possible and call it the Trump Act. The idiot would sign it because it has his name in it.

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Jawsh the Eisbaer @eisbaer.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Does Jessie Waters have any redeeming value or is his just a verbal shitbox spewing hate? Because, honestly, I feel like he's wasting precious carbon.

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Jawsh the Eisbaer @eisbaer.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

So, there was the ever popular "Thanks, Obama." Can we start coining the phrase "goddammit, Trump"?

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Jawsh the Eisbaer @eisbaer.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

I just learned that what is effectively my home town had a cat girl kink club. Alas, it appears it shut down nearly 8 years ago. Another reason why this town sucks and I hate it. We can't have nice things.

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Jawsh the Eisbaer @eisbaer.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

I found my ICE warning whistle. This is surprisingly appropriate.

A box with the words "Wolfenstein 2: The New Colossus"

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Jawsh the Eisbaer @eisbaer.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

I'm trying to get back to my pacifist roots (which is SO damn hard right now. I seriously want to break things. Very specific things.) So I thought I'd share today's shower song that just helped. We all need this mentality right now. www.youtube.com/watch?v=pblZ...

youtube.com

Breezin'

YouTube video by The B-52's - Topic

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Jawsh the Eisbaer @eisbaer.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

Looking forward to being @icegov.bsky.social's nightmare in reminding them, for every single post they put up, what a horrible organization they are. What a nightmare they are on the American people, what a disappointment they are to humanity, and what an absolute waste of carbon their agents are.

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Jawsh the Eisbaer @eisbaer.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

T'was the night before Xmas and I purposefully lost Whamageddon just to get it over with.

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Jawsh the Eisbaer @eisbaer.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

A great way to hide it, but here's the 60 Minutes story on CECOT and the horrible conditions it presented to people sent there by the DHS. Absolutely shameful what has become of our country and administration that they took pride in doing this to people.

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Jawsh the Eisbaer @eisbaer.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

Trans people deserve to exist! Pass it the fuck on.

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Jawsh the Eisbaer @eisbaer.bsky.social · 03/11/2025

This should be painfully obvious - if the government is shut down, then reps and senators don't get paid. Please go sign: c.org/gPRdfXRR7S

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Jawsh the Eisbaer @eisbaer.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

Because BlueSky is being utterly ridiculous, this will be flagged as "rude", but it's NOT! It's about a wonderful publicist putting out a fun anthology of light-hearted demon summoning naughtiness and you should chip in on Kickstarter! Support independent artists and writers! DO IT! :D

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Jawsh the Eisbaer @eisbaer.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

My account was taken down by BlueSky admin today. Seems the DHS or one of their fanboys cried over the vulgarity in my responses to their proaganda. As such, I'll refrain from using vulgarity. I will not, however, stop calling them out on their violence, coersion, or misleading information.

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Jawsh the Eisbaer @eisbaer.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

My wife's press is putting out some fun books. You should check it out. You should DEFINITELY back it, because supporting the arts is what's needed right now.

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Jawsh the Eisbaer @eisbaer.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

Now, correct me if my train of thought is off course here... but if you call us terrorists regardless of what we do, just because of who we are, and you're aiming for the death penalty for said terrorism, then you gives us zero incentive NOT to fight back as if our lives depend on it.

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Jawsh the Eisbaer @eisbaer.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

Go ahead and fill this out and send it back to me.

Cuddle Buddy Application Form
Name / Age
Why you'd like to be my cuddle buddy:
Can we watch movies while we cuddle?
Are tickle wars alright?
Pillow fights?
Staying up late?
Anything else?

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Jawsh the Eisbaer @eisbaer.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

I really, really hope Secretary Bunch has some fought on her. The is just another drop in the overflowing "reprehensible behavior" bucket.

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Jawsh the Eisbaer @eisbaer.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

Oh thank goodness! I still have no idea how to take care of this sick pizza!

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Jawsh the Eisbaer @eisbaer.bsky.social · 23/06/2025

To paraphrase ERB, if your name ends with (R), get the fuck out.

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Jawsh the Eisbaer @eisbaer.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

Musk would have to be self-aware to realize *he's* a fuckin' NPC. He's not a main character, he's not a hero, he's a poorly written villain. He's a background sub-boss that exists soley to annoy and frustrate the protagonist. He's the hindrance that steals the quarters.

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Jawsh the Eisbaer @eisbaer.bsky.social · 18/05/2025

Eurovision 2025 is over and here's my highlights: Shkodra Elektronike is incredible and their song is heartwrenching. Tommy Cash did amazingly and I love that he got into 2nd place (don't correct me.) Tautumeitas are fae in disguise and enchanted everyone. Miriana brought the sass.

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Jawsh the Eisbaer @eisbaer.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

Gotta admit, for first class, this legroom sucks.

My long legs stuck with a close bulkhead in a first class seat.

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Jawsh the Eisbaer @eisbaer.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

I noticed a trend that the guys who claim everyone else is just an NPC sure ain't putting out any MC vibes. Are you standing up for the weak? Protecting the defenseless? Saving the world? Or are you being a self-centered prick, making others miserable like a goddamn villain?

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Jawsh the Eisbaer @eisbaer.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

It's the year 2025. We're on the cusp on quantum computing, clean energy, and expanding human consciousness... yet we can't get Tupperware that won't stain from tomato sauce!

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Jawsh the Eisbaer @eisbaer.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

Alpha male? Beta male? Listen, kid, I'm a full release male with several support patches installed.

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Jawsh the Eisbaer @eisbaer.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

Billionaires shouldn't exist. Period. They're modern day dragons; sitting on their horde of treasure, terrorizing the country. They're not benevolent, they're not useful, they don't contribute. There's only one thing you can do with evil dragons: slay them.

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Jawsh the Eisbaer @eisbaer.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

Coca Cola continues to be the superior beverage in the Cola Wars. Suck it, Bepsi!

An article showing that Coca-Cola is standing by its DEI initiatives while PepsiCo has already scaled theirs back.

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Jawsh the Eisbaer @eisbaer.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

Only 22.6% of the population voted for Trump. Remember that the next time someone tells you they have a mandate or whatever he's doing is what the people want. No, barely 1/5 of the population wanted the mango Mussolini.

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Jawsh the Eisbaer @eisbaer.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

Georgia, you're embarassing us. WTF is up with your rep "Buddy?" Get Greenland and name it "Red, White, and Blueland?" This is cartoonish villain shit. This is off-charts levels of dumbfuckery. What's his next bill? Carve Trump's name into an iceberg?

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Jawsh the Eisbaer @eisbaer.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

Started the Monster Hunter Wilds beta and it's kinda like riding a bike. Haven't played MH in a while, and the controls seem many, but then you just start getting back into the flow with the new mechanices. Pretty fun so far.

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Jawsh the Eisbaer @eisbaer.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

Hope springs eternal. Careless hope springs traps.

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Jawsh the Eisbaer @eisbaer.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

Con us once, shame on you. Con us twice, shame on U.S.

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Jawsh the Eisbaer @eisbaer.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

I want people to randomly punch Elon Musk. Out of nowhere. I want Elon to be afraid to be seen in public because someone may punch him. Why? Because you never stop punching Nazis.

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Jawsh the Eisbaer @eisbaer.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

In case any Trump voters were curious, no, none of his Day 1 Executive Orders had anything to do with grocery prices.

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Jawsh the Eisbaer @eisbaer.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

Well, Trump didn't have his hand on the bible during the swearing in for the Oath of Office, which makes me think he's not legit yet. Also, Musk just proved he's a nazi by saluting during the inguration, so here we are.

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Jawsh the Eisbaer @eisbaer.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

The vicious circle of the internet: I now have an ad blocker to block ads about an ad blocker.

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Jawsh the Eisbaer @eisbaer.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Happy Solkwanukahdanmas, everyone! If you have to ask, I'll happily answer you! 😀

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Jawsh the Eisbaer @eisbaer.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

"You'll be visited by three spirits." The three spirits:

Vito, Corbin, and Leeloo from the Fifth Element.

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Jawsh the Eisbaer @eisbaer.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

This feels like a callback to my relationships from 2000-2006 www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1Q0...

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Jawsh the Eisbaer @eisbaer.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

Saw a license plate last night that was BBQ-M79 and my silly gamer brain went "oh, they unlocked the napalm grenade launcher."

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Jawsh the Eisbaer @eisbaer.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

I was upset at all these tech giants and various other people just throwing money at Trump, at his inaguration and everything else. Then I realized, no, you have to if you want to get anything done. He's the easiest politican to buy off ever. A compliment can go a long way, money even longer.

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Jawsh the Eisbaer @eisbaer.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

I feel we've a bit of a Catch-22: if insurance companies start changing their responses and policies because of this act of violence, we'll have proven that violence works. If they don't, they'll upset people even more, and violent will happen again. So the only clear answer is universal healthcare.

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Jawsh the Eisbaer @eisbaer.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

I have so many characters from games I've ran out stories I've wrote that I'd love to see in Gaallo's amazing style.

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