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Einjri @einherjri.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

The answer is the answer. I don’t make the law. I can’t change the law. And asking me again with slightly different nouns does not summon an alternate ending. We have now exhausted the dialogue tree. Please select “Accept Reality” to continue.

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Einjri @einherjri.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

There is a special kind of customer who will ask the same question twelve different ways because they didn’t like the answer the first eleven times. Sir. You are not cracking a combination lock. There is no secret sequence of words where I suddenly gasp and go, “OH SHIT, you found the loophole!”

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Einjri @einherjri.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Just what you always wanted

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Einjri @einherjri.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Hell yeah! Congrats my dude! That's such an amazing feeling and I am very happy for ya!

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Einjri @einherjri.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Means you gotta get your bun some carrot cake, thems the rules

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Einjri @einherjri.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

If that remains unacceptable, you are absolutely welcome to take it up with the federal government. I’m sure they’ve been eagerly awaiting your feedback.

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Einjri @einherjri.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

You’re very welcome, sir. I’m terribly sorry that “we are required to follow the law” was not the bespoke concierge experience you apparently expected. Unfortunately, being old, annoyed, and spectacularly unimpressed by federal law does not actually constitute a legal exemption. Wild, I know.

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Einjri @einherjri.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

So eneded my work day spending 30ish minutes on the phone politely answering this guy’s questions and explaining what we can and cannot legally do. What was his response to being polite and spendingmy time one might ask? “Well, thanks for nothing.”

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Einjri @einherjri.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

So while weighing a decision and being completely torn both directions and unable to decide what I should do. The universe answered... Thanks universe... super helpful lol

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Einjri @einherjri.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

How good are the tickets to the midnight?

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Einjri @einherjri.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

That was pretty much his face lol

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Einjri @einherjri.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

“Oh... guess I’ll wait then.” Nathan was pissed. I regret absolutely nothing. Hard boundary held. Anyway. Therapy was calling. 😂

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Einjri @einherjri.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

“No problem, Nathan can help you. I’m leaving for the day.” “He’s on the phone, so you should.” Ah yes. Excellent point. Nathan being inconvenienced clearly means I no longer have somewhere to be. “Listen man, I’m sorry, but you’ll have to wait. I’m leaving for therapy.”

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Einjri @einherjri.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

So I’m packing up to leave work for therapy—lunch bag, phone, keys literally in my hands. Nathan is fucking off on his laptop while talking to his wife on the phone. Customer walks right past him and comes straight to me, the guy obviously about to leave. “Yes sir?” “I need to pick up my gun-”

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Einjri @einherjri.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Send you home made sauce from scratch for y'all to use and enjoy?

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Einjri @einherjri.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I will have to send you a Jar or two :3

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Einjri @einherjri.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Absolutely. Would you also like to lick the door handles and sneeze into the cash register, you ambulatory biohazard?

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Einjri @einherjri.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Today’s reminder that being legally old enough to buy a firearm does not mean you possess the survival instincts required to operate a bathroom. Customer ran outside to vomit, came back in, coughed bodily fluids directly into my face, and then asked "can I use your bathroom?"

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Einjri @einherjri.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Always a great feeling when you go to leave for work and find your car was broke into.

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Einjri @einherjri.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

I just assumed cause feline

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Einjri @einherjri.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Unfortunately this is still the real world, and the rest of us are trying to work in it.

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Einjri @einherjri.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Sir, I understand you expected the product to be free, come with a complimentary blowjob, and maybe $100 cash back for the inconvenience of existing near it. But I genuinely appreciate the reminder that some people think their presence alone deserves offerings unto a god.

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Einjri @einherjri.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Hot take: the furry VR Hypno community is just advanced tamagotchis for adults

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Einjri @einherjri.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Sir, with all due respect, if you’ve been working on guns that long and still communicate like an agitated raccoon in a Bass Pro parking lot, I don’t think I’m the one who needs mentoring.

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Einjri @einherjri.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

That apparently triggered the classic: “If you’d fucking listen you might fucking know something, I’ve been working on guns since I was 16.”

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Einjri @einherjri.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Eventually he got mad because I admitted we don’t really work on or deal with Howa and Tikka rifles enough for me to know their stock mounting quirks off the top of my head.

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Einjri @einherjri.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Every time I backed up to reclaim personal space, he advanced like a heat-seeking missile powered entirely by unresolved anger and obscure rifle opinions.

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Einjri @einherjri.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Today’s customer experience included being slowly pursued around the store by a man who desperately needed an audience for stories nobody asked for, while I performed the sacred retail ritual of: “Wow.” “No kidding.” “That’s crazy.” “Uh huh.”

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Einjri @einherjri.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Yuppp, been making very angry bunny stomps.

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Einjri @einherjri.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Pro tip for business owners: if you use your employee’s personal phone number for business loan applications, they can actually tell where the flood of calls came from. The “wow that’s crazy” act really adds flavor though.

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Einjri @einherjri.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Apparently my personal cell phone has been promoted to “small business financing department” without my knowledge or consent. Excited to receive my raise, benefits, and commission for answering 37 calls a day from lenders.

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Einjri @einherjri.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Today’s lineup included prohibited buyers, people who absolutely should not have access to firearms, and a guy who threatened me because I wouldn’t sell him one. Which is especially funny when the person threatening you legally can’t even possess a firearm in the first place.

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Einjri @einherjri.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

The amount of people who think “being told no” is oppression is wild.

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Einjri @einherjri.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

I really respect you sharing this so openly. That kind of growth doesn’t happen by accident, it takes a lot of work and self-awareness. This took courage to share, and it shows. I’m really glad you made it to a place where you can say this.

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Einjri @einherjri.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Just a heads up — my grandfather is very sick (late-stage pancreatic cancer(just found out)). I’m not looking for replies, just sharing why I might be a little quieter.

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Einjri @einherjri.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

For those that don't know Transfer customers are people who buy their guns online and use us as their receiving dealer. The guns have to get processed in and put on our bound books before we can do paperwork to release them which takes time.

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Einjri @einherjri.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

My transfer customers 30seconds after delivery

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Einjri @einherjri.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

Today was supposed to be a good happy short half day. Turned into a long full day shit show. That will be carried into tomorrow.

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