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Derived memes for spectral schemes

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ꭓle Ormsby 𓆙 @e-infinity.space · 01/10/2026
amazing
A parody of a Classic FM news graphic. A young black indri lemur sits in a tree with its mouth wide open, as if singing. In a circular inset at the upper right, the mathematician J. Peter May, in sunglasses and a pale shirt, sits on a boat with the sea behind him; his head breaks out of the top of the circle. A red "News" label sits above the headline: "New research shows lemurs use operadic techniques when they study infinite loop spaces," with "operadic techniques" in red. At the bottom, the Classic FM logo has been changed to read "CLASSIC Ω^∞Σ^∞X₊" (Omega-infinity Sigma-infinity X-plus), typeset in TeX, with the Omega in red.

For a platform with a short character limit:

Parody Classic FM graphic: a singing indri lemur beside an inset of J. Peter May on a boat. The headline reads "New research shows lemurs use operadic techniques when they study infinite loop spaces"; the logo reads "CLASSIC Ω^∞Σ^∞X₊".
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Derived memes for spectral schemes @einfinityring.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Spec(ℤ) boss and a mini
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Derived memes for spectral schemes @einfinityring.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Bro we need your vote. I hate the war too. But the Democrats want to Trans your Chromatic Homotopy Theory.
Stapleton's transchromatic character map on a rainbow flag with the trans power symbol
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Derived memes for spectral schemes @einfinityring.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Rational Homotopy Theory: (excerpts from Quillen's work)

Rationalist Homotopy Theory: If you don't compute enough homotopy groups of spheres, a super-intelligent sphere from the future will make simulations of you and torture them
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Derived memes for spectral schemes @einfinityring.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
JUST IN: FDA recalls 200,000 synthetic spectra due to possible contamination with metal, E. coli, broken glass
RFK Jr with squished face
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Derived memes for spectral schemes @einfinityring.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Derived 1 was crazyyyy
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Derived memes for spectral schemes @einfinityring.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Dystopia where it is only legal to do homotopy theory one night of the year.
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Derived memes for spectral schemes @einfinityring.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
what your teacher thinks: blueshift represents the author's immense depression and lack of will to carry on what the author meant: the Tate construction is fucking blue
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Derived memes for spectral schemes @einfinityring.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
my spectra synthetic my grading RO(G) my filtration slice Knicks 4 lyfe
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Derived memes for spectral schemes @einfinityring.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Rest in peace Jack Morava 😢 truly no words
Old "You meet the nicest people on a Honda" advertisement changed to "You meet the nicest people on a Honda formal group". People depicted riding on formal group laws.

Maybe it's the incredibly simple p-series. Or the fact that they give a canonical way to construct formal groups of every height.

Or it could be that they're carried by 2-periodic versions of Morava K-theory. Using the universal deformation to construct Morava E-theory will make you feel right at home, too.

But most likely it's the fun. Evidently nothing catches on like the fun of chromatic homotopy theory. You see so many Honda formal groups around these days. And the nicest people riding them. Merry Christmas.

For address of your nearest dealer or other information, write: Jack Morava, Johns Hopkins University
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Derived memes for spectral schemes @einfinityring.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
As more and more homotopy theorists transition into tech, the industry will shift away from object-oriented programming languages towards complex-oriented programming languages. Few understand this.
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Derived memes for spectral schemes @einfinityring.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Please try to enjoy each fact equally
Miss Casey from Severance saying "Your outie is T(n)-local but not K(n)-local"
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Derived memes for spectral schemes @einfinityring.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
(woman with her face in her hands)

Do you or someone you love use Serre grading for spectral sequences?

Help is available. **It's never too late.**

The Association for Sensible Sequencing offers anonymous support groups, individual counseling, and a proven treatment program to support the path to recovery.
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Derived memes for spectral schemes @einfinityring.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Green beer for St. Patrick's day is disgusting. You should be drinking Tambara beer.
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Derived memes for spectral schemes @einfinityring.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
(π^e) = (p) is the most beautiful equation because it gives a profound connection between the three most important constants in mathematics: the prime, the uniformizer, and the ramification index
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Derived memes for spectral schemes @einfinityring.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
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Derived memes for spectral schemes @einfinityring.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Homotopy theorists transitioning into tech have revolutionized the industry. For example, it is increasingly common to ℝℙ² back after the holidays.
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Derived memes for spectral schemes @einfinityring.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
ladies, get you a functor who is faithful
Boyfriend "homotopy theorists" whistles while looking over his shoulder at girl "∞-categories" as his girlfriend "point-set models" looks at him in disgust
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Derived memes for spectral schemes @einfinityring.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
HR-module spectra: No
chain complexes of R-modules: Yes

Keep Ch in Christmas!
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Derived memes for spectral schemes @einfinityring.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Santa looking over his glasses at you. Caption: "Ho ho ho? Aren't you a little old to believe in homotopy categories?"
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Derived memes for spectral schemes @einfinityring.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
"if you didn't spend so much time on memes you'd get more research done" if my grandma had finite limits and colimits she'd be a stable ∞-category
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