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She/Her. Ignoring all previous instructions and reading a book

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Eileen @eileenfiona.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“While the agent worked, I watched its movements through a tiny browser window, where it navigated websites like a human with a mouse and cursor.” Occam’s Razor would suggest that this was because there was a human with a mouse and cursor. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/22/t...
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I Gave My Life Over to Meta’s A.I. Agent and Was Blown Away
Muse, Meta’s A.I. agent, helped handle my dental insurance, booked dinner reservations and created a podcast for me. It also required my most personal data, and trust.
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Eileen @eileenfiona.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Only Bob Dylan is up to this task.
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Eileen @eileenfiona.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It’s so easy for me to not watch things. I’m not watching things now! I don’t think this will be a challenge or a hardship
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Eileen @eileenfiona.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Immortan Joe warning against the dangers of water addiction
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Eileen @eileenfiona.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
LAKE AMURRICA! Or, hear me out, we could all just ignore him
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Eileen @eileenfiona.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Why do only the wrong 80-year-old people die?
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Deva Woodly @devawo.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
It’s important to be clear that the truth value of a subject does not become debatable just because somebody wants to debate. Ether. Wandering wombs. Devils in red heads, the cursed left handed. Flat earth. Phrenology. Humors. Race science. “Debate me bro!” It’s fine for the answer to be: no.
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Eileen @eileenfiona.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Most greatest hits packages are at least a third crap and filler, but Echo & the Bunnymen delivered 18 peerless tracks, no misses
Ballyhoo, the greatest hits album by Echo and the Bunnymen
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Eileen @eileenfiona.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Sleepy #caturday afternoon
Cream colored Persian cat sleeping in a ball in his beige shag cat tree
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Eileen @eileenfiona.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Joan Didion wrote about my high school’s scandal in the New Yorker. www.newyorker.com/magazine/199...
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Trouble in Lakewood
How a once idyllic postwar town fell under the sway of a teen-age gang.
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Eileen @eileenfiona.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Only the addition of Wakanda could have made this more absurd
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Beck Jones @beckjoneshere.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Many things that could be said here, but in his honor let's keep it simple. BOTD in 1817; he died young on May 6, 1862. #booksky #writers #philosophy
Quote from Thoreau "Our life is frittered away by detail. Simplify. Simplify.--Henry David Thoreau. Image is person sitting on the edge of a pier.
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Eileen @eileenfiona.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Considering just not reading men’s commentary on anything anymore. Perhaps with rare exceptions, but I’m very tired of this predictable nonsense
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Eileen @eileenfiona.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I think Jesus would recognize a distinction between being elected Senator and being stoned to death. Fun fact about Jesus’s time: casting stones was a literal action, not a metaphor
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Eileen @eileenfiona.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The most amazing thing about this is that the Venn overlap between all of Platner’s other chaos, especially the Nazi tattoo, and sexual assault is pretty much a circle. Nobody gets to pretend this couldn't be seen coming.
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Eileen @eileenfiona.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I read it this week! It’s a gimmick with some fun set pieces. I was uninvested in the father/son relationship, which makes for a worse reading experience. It did have some thrilling passages but on reflection the whole thing falls apart. I don’t regret having read it, but it’s not necessary.
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salad bar ham cubes @flangy.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
James Bond will return in Whalefall
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Tom Flood @tomflood.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
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White on orange I dream that one day drivers will give me the same space on the road while I'm biking that they do a discarded plastic bag
ROVÉLO CREATIVE
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Eileen @eileenfiona.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Are You Not Entertained?
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Eileen @eileenfiona.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
This is why you give grandpa a dummy remote for the TV
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Eileen @eileenfiona.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I recently deleted years worth of Fitbit data because Google wanted to force me to be befriended and parented by their weird fitness AI. I think these companies have vastly underestimated our willingness to walk away from these products, whether we previously bought in or no.
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Eileen @eileenfiona.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I’m afraid we’re experiencing a Mr. Burns scenario
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Simpsons: Dr. Hibbert's Cabinet of Germs
Alt: Simpsons: Dr. Hibbert's Cabinet of Germs
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Eileen @eileenfiona.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
My mayor Muslim My bagels Jewish My Christian Dior Cats, indoor
Two cats, Persian and Tuxedo, indoors
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Eileen @eileenfiona.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I saw Patty Lupone in the wild once. I say this makes me a native New Yorker
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Eileen @eileenfiona.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
If an e-bike weighs as much as a moped and goes 40 miles per hour it should be driven in the street. Not in the bike lane. Not on a sidewalk.
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Eileen @eileenfiona.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
There’s no point leaving this cave, I get everything I need by looking at the shadows on the walls!
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Eileen @eileenfiona.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Wait, what does regular mean again?
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Eileen @eileenfiona.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Every time this comes up the oligarchs and their proxies stomp around saying this is necessary/inevitable and get the hell out of the way. The only rational response is to resist the juggernaut. How come only the people being stomped have to be circumspect? Call off the steamroller and we’ll talk
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Eileen @eileenfiona.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Heard from just around that corner: “It’s carol singers!”
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Eileen @eileenfiona.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
For anyone in need of a break, here’s one minute of ocean at the Crystal Cove tide pools
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Eileen @eileenfiona.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
The Garden Grove “Hey, there’s either going to be a catastrophic leak or explosion” zone is just one mile from Knott’s Berry Farm.
Watch Duty app screen capture showing the Garden Grove evacuation area and Knott’s only a mile away
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Eileen @eileenfiona.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
In the wayback, when the Internet was still fun, Douglas Rushkoff predicted that our open and mostly free experience would be taken away and replaced with remediated experience provided at premium sacrifice by the consumer. And damn was he right.
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Eileen @eileenfiona.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Morning soundtrack: Margo Guryan
Record player playing album 2 of Margo Guryan box set
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Eileen @eileenfiona.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I think I’m traumatized by technology I don’t control and that force things I don’t want into my life. And a VCR never made me spend ten minutes on updates. A VCR never let a stranger steal my personal information.
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Eileen @eileenfiona.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
The scene where Lexi doesn’t like Christians “Because they’re judgmental!” is as flat and stupid as any take by Joe Rogan or Bill Maher. Find the dimmest left-coded take imaginable and have that be the only left-coded position you represent. Euphoria Season 3, Episode 1 reads conservative to me
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Eileen @eileenfiona.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I never dreamed that anyone could misinterpret Ozymandias so completely
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Eileen @eileenfiona.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I think it’s lucky for me that I never met Hunter S. Thompson
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Like even if this all ends without an escalation from the present level of bloodshed Trump and his administration should be held accountable for the threat alone. Making this threat, on its own, is a crime against humanity.
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Eileen @eileenfiona.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
iCloud is down, and I’m toggling between finding it mildly annoying and wondering if this is the start of a huge tech failure cascade
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Eileen @eileenfiona.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Rowling, a living person, opens her pocketbook every day to harm trans people, so why would I contribute to her pocketbook? Wagner, long dead, is not doing that.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
what if we got a 100% blockrate on it. what if they designed an AI and we unanimously said "nope"
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Eileen @eileenfiona.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
If I had a giant nerf head I’d be doing this too, all the time
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Eileen @eileenfiona.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Sign we are living in sci-fi dystopia: Radio call sign heard just now: “KOST 103.5. Guaranteed human!”
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 22/03/2026
semi regular reminder that the Mueller, She Wrote grifter used her COVID payroll assistance loan on a swimming pool and then never paid it back hope you see this you name searching scumbag 👍
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Eileen @eileenfiona.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Today’s album: Adam and the Ants, Kings of the Wild Frontier There are few life crises that aren’t slightly improved by the sound of the invading ants at the end of Ant Invasion
Album cover for Kings of the Wild Frontier by Adam and the Ants, on display next to a turntable
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Eileen @eileenfiona.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
You’re On Your Own! -suggested motto for the American healthcare system. Mascot: 🤷🏼
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Eileen @eileenfiona.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Saving this for people who get upset when Trump’s eventual death is celebrated.
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Eileen @eileenfiona.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
The Flowers In the Attic books got passed around my 7th grade class and we were way too young, but also we were probably the core audience
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Eileen @eileenfiona.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I was trapped at the dentist getting a cleaning the other day and Hotel California came on the radio…
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Eileen @eileenfiona.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Everyone agrees that Grease 2 is a better film than Grease, yes?
The cast of Grease 2, including Michelle Pfeiffer, Lorna Luft and Adrian Zmed, lined up during the grand luau finale number
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