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@eighthsage.bsky.social
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𝖋𝖎𝖑𝖑𝖊𝖉 𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖍 𝖇𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖉 hi im here for the revolution and memes. pls don't let me down (⁠〒⁠﹏⁠〒⁠)🔻 │𝔩𝔢𝔣𝔱𝔦𝔰𝔱│𝔪𝔲𝔧𝔢𝔯𝔦𝔰𝔱𝔞 𝔨𝔦𝔩𝔩𝔧𝔬𝔶│𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔦-𝔤𝔢𝔫𝔬𝔠𝔦𝔡𝔢│ │𝔡𝔯𝔞𝔤 𝔦𝔡𝔬𝔩𝔦𝔷𝔢𝔯│𝔤𝔬𝔱𝔥 𝔴𝔞𝔫𝔫𝔞𝔟𝔢│𝔰𝔥𝔦𝔱𝔭𝔬𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔯│

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eighthsage @eighthsage.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
So annoyed that being openly opinionated means I'm inherently confrontational. I've made it very clear how insecure I am. If u come to me with a critique, I'm going to assume u are correct because I hate myself more than 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦 could. #mentalhealth #depression #fuckcapitalism #anywayhowareyoutoday
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Christian Siriano's 'Umm, Like, Hello!'
Alt: Christian Siriano's 'Umm, Like, Hello!'
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eighthsage @eighthsage.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
She watches me poop and he lords over my meetings. I'm convinced that every household has two opposite kitties. Prove me wrong! #caturday #cats #kitties
Mila desperately waiting for me to acknowledge her while I'm on the toilet.Ronnie giving no fux about my line of sight while getting fur all over my desk.
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eighthsage @eighthsage.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
*•.♡ ᵗʰⁱˢ ʷᵒʳᵏˢ ⁴ ʳᵉᵐᵒᵗᵉˢ ² ♡.•* #stoner #meme #memesky
Stoner rule: if you can't find your lighter just stand up, chances are it will hit the floor.
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eighthsage @eighthsage.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
We didn't deserve this legendary queen. Rest in peace #DollyParton 😢 #music #news #queersky
A black and white portrait of Dolly Parton wearing a white lace dress with the text "Dolly Parton 1946-2026".Dolly Parton in a yellow outfit, sitting at a piano in a promotional shot for her collection with Kendra Scott.
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eighthsage @eighthsage.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Are you the lifter, the supervisor, or the distractor? #movingday #meme #memesky
Some dudes moving a dresser down the stairs, one dude "supervising", and one dude eating a frosty while watching helplessly. 

The caption I wrote above the dude eating says, "what I probably looked like when I was "helping" my friends move".
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eighthsage @eighthsage.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Whoa what is going on? Rest in Peace to this diva from our childhood. #HaydenPanettiere #disney #hollywood
A picture of Hayden Panettiere looking chic in a Canadian tuxedo.
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eighthsage @eighthsage.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Office jobs amirite? #capitalism #meme #memesky
Boss: we need to get rid of the person who does the least. 

Me: so who's going to be our new boss? 

Boss: *Skulinski face*
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eighthsage @eighthsage.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Which lighter shows up for you in the last place you'd think to look? #weedsky #stoner #memesky
What your lighter says about you: 

The black, dark blue, lime green, red, orange, and light blue lighters all say "You are a stoner".

The white lighter says "You are a dead stoner" (re: 27 club).

The green see-through lighter says "Your weed has seeds in it" (re: crack lighter).
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eighthsage @eighthsage.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Two images that give the same vibe: #politics #fucktrump #memesky
Man arrested for vandalizing Trump's star bailed out by the guy who vandalized the star in 2016.
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eighthsage @eighthsage.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I feel like this is relevant~ #BlackSky #politics #capitalism #amerikkka
a good enough defintion of neoliberal is someone who thinks it's racist or sexist to dislike capitalism.
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eighthsage @eighthsage.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
My boss asks, "what can I do to support you?" and I reach deep into my mind palace as I search for a response other than "FKN KILL ME M8!" 🎀💅🏼✨ #personalityhire #justgirlythings #anticapitalist #memes #memesky
fvcking hate when my job is like actually a job... like babe I thought this was a kiA crying My Melody says, "I'm craving... $400".Jahy from The Great Jahy Will Not Be Defeated!, says "I want to get money without working" while crying on the floor next to a piggy bank with minimal coins next to it.
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eighthsage @eighthsage.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Not to mention, ceilings and facilities that are falling apart and no access to clean air. If one kid gets sick, they ALLLL get sick (even more so than usual). Therefore, fuck the DOE 🖕🏼 Some context: www.wibw.com/2026/07/28/t... #education #politics #brownvboardofeducation #Blacksky #memesky
Drowning in pool meme

Topeka schools: lifting up white schools
Black schools that are drowning: no heat, one room for 12 grades, then walls, no floor, not enough seats, little to no books, one teacher...
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eighthsage @eighthsage.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Me when I somehow look nice on the zoom call despite only getting three hours of sleep. @morganmcmichaels.bsky.social #rupaul #dragrace #nosleep
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eighthsage @eighthsage.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
When the #ADHD can't get you down (for bed)... #memes #memesky
Sometimes I will do a very simple self-care thing like putting lotion on my hand before bed and be like "that was so easy, I will do this everyday" and then forget that I even have hands for the next 6 years.When you're talking to another ADHD person and both of you are switching topics every 30 seconds, adding random side comments, and forgetting what you originally talking about but it still makes perfect sense and the conversation keeps moving because it feels so natural and easy to both of you:

*two clowns communicating*Jason: Hi my name is Jason 
Me: Oh nice to meet you Jason 
Me: *crams Jason's tiny name into my brain that is filled with mostly anarchism*
Me: Say Jarvis, did you know that police only exist to protect the interest of the state?
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eighthsage @eighthsage.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Those old white folks hate to see my brown, pierced face coming... Vote blue if you have to, but if you write-in/vote green, you're on my team 💚🗳️ #primaryelection #vote #politics
My "I Voted" sticker"A vote is not a Valentine, you aren't confessing your love for the candidate. It's a chess move for the world you want to live in" -Rebecca Solnit
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eighthsage @eighthsage.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
So tired of this... BALONEY! #FuckAI #leftsky #memesky
absolutely heartbreaking imagery out of disney world this morning 💔💔💔

*obvious AI image of Pluto wearing a life vest with a child in his arms wading through a flood*

This is going to do numbers with the over 50sBianca Del Rio as Judge Judy yells "BALONEY!"
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eighthsage @eighthsage.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I start a new job today so here's some Monday morning #fuckwork #shitposts to start the week right lol. Enjoy! #memes #memesky
top 5 horror movies

-having a job
-not having a job
-applying for jobs
-the job market
-working forever

*nervous chihuahua side eye*remember when you were like 12 years old and you'd sing along to blink 182 like WORK SUCKS, I KNOW but you had no idea how much work sucked. i know now. i really do knowI work so I can afford the amount of cannabis required to continue to work
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eighthsage @eighthsage.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Heyyyyy did you know it's #DisabilityPrideMonth? Cheers to all the invisible disabilities that make us feel like we have to explain every accomodation request and #disability service we use 🙃
My disability isn't severe enough to justify needing help. I don't know why I'm taking up space and resources for ACTUAL disabled people.
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eighthsage @eighthsage.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
It's ummmmm... It's going 🙃 #socialism #leftsky #memes
"Under socialism we would all be hungry"

820 million people under capitalism right now: 

*Gestures pointedly at an empty fridge*whenever you ask someone how it's going and they say "it's going", this is where they are mentally 

*A drawing of a catatonic cat in the corner of a shower with some chips and booze next to it*
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eighthsage @eighthsage.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Patriotism amirite? #FourthofJuly #IndependenceDay #meme
Bought the 4th of July M&Ms specifically to do this:

*creates a Union Jack out of red, white, and blue M&Ms*
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eighthsage @eighthsage.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Idk it made me nose exhale. #meme #memesky
Guys what's stopping you from dressing like this 24/7.

*Black vest, tie, and pants over a white button-down*

I do not work at Olive Garden
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eighthsage @eighthsage.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Some kitties for you on this lovely #caturday. Add your best #memes in the comments 😻 #memesky #catsky
walked in on my husband using our cat as a mobile check deposit backgroundBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIF

*swole orange kitty with its head an a show**cat bringing a mouse to it's sleeping human*

*drops mouse into his slightly open mouth*

"EAT FATHER"

When the brownie didn't kick in so j ate 2 more and now you have to concentrate on not dying 

*kitty with huge eyes, dilated pupils, and a collar made of balloons(???), looking like it's filled with existential dread*
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eighthsage @eighthsage.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Some #millennial nonsense to round out your week of working a thankless job. #memes #memesky #tgif
SILENCE, AI Overview!

*King Baldwin IV hand raise meme*

Wikipedia is talking~Kid: Dad, what king of commercials did you have back in the 90s?

The commercials: *censored Girls Gone Wild girl lifting her shirt*when I get brutally murdered just for a true-crime influencer to say I was "unalived" via "pew-pew" and a "stabby-stab" and then my killer gets put into a "Top 10 killers with the most aura" list
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eighthsage @eighthsage.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
"How dare you give me a boner for existing" 🙄🏳️‍⚧️ #pride #queersky #memesky
MAGA when they see a trans woman

*Angry stick dude with a boner*
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eighthsage @eighthsage.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Now add @missshugacain.bsky.social and Willam for literal Blackface. Everyone except @suzietoot.bsky.social deserves to be checked frfr. #dragrace #Blacksky #queersky #Juneteenth
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eighthsage @eighthsage.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Literally my dad every year! Then again most moms do cook everyday... My dad is definitely the exception to the rule though. Shoutout to all the dads who cook on the regular! #HappyFathersDay #GoodTimes #Blacksky #meme #memesky
Every Restaurant In The World Be Packed On Mother's Day

*James Evans from the sitcom Good Times looking frustrated* 

But They Want US To bbq On Father's Day
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eighthsage @eighthsage.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I'm learning so much this #pride month thanks to @jasminekennedie.bsky.social 🏳️‍⚧️ #rupaulsdragrace #queersky
Jasmine Kennedie on DRAS11: "America, trans women fart too"
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eighthsage @eighthsage.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
The joys of the true Independence Day... whatever fuck them haters~ #juneteenth #Blacksky #memesky
Juneteenth: *exists*
White dudes: Leo Decaprio rage

"Per Meta's rules we are required to point out that it is, of course, not ALL white men, or ONLY white men, or even only MEN, because shitty people exist across multiple identities and we all know that. But some folks choose to get very upset when there aren't disclaimers written to carve out for people whose own protests kind of make them sus TBH. Plus this was made by a white dude so shut the fuck up. Thx."Android 18: Juneteenth

Piccolo: Pride month (this is weird because the community sees him as Black and not gay as far as I know, but w/e)

Shaking hands over: Upsetting the dumbest pieces of shit in the USA every June.
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eighthsage @eighthsage.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I'm not even Black but same for everything I watch lol. Happy #Juneteenth ✊🏽 @issarae.bsky.social @lavernecox.bsky.social #Blacksky #memesky
Laverne Cox at the Emmys: "Who are you rooting for?"

Issa Rae: "Everybody black. Nothing has changed."
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eighthsage @eighthsage.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Some necessary snark for this fuckwad... god I really hope he doesn't sue me 😭😭😭 #meme #memesky #fuckh3 #fuckethanklein
SeanDaBlack said it best: if you put together a compilation of all the times Ethan expressed support for Palestine, it would still be shorter than any one of Ethan's N-word compilations
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eighthsage @eighthsage.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I wish this was porn and not the suffering of the gig economy put on national display 🚽 #political #meme #memesky
Finally figured out what this reminded me of... 

Trump handing DoorDash grandma $100 with the Brazzer's logo at the bottom
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eighthsage @eighthsage.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I'm super late to learning about this, but wow. I shouldn't be surprised at this point, but just wow. #JusticeforKarmeloAnthony #BlackSky #politics
They deliberated from 10:54am to 1:45pm.

2 hours and 51 minutes to decide Karmelo Anthony's guilt. 

They had his whole life in their hands and gave it the length of a long lunch.

Collin County pulled roughly 500 people and seated 12 jurors and 6 alternates, without A SINGLE BLACK PERSON, in a county for the odds of that happening sit around 13%.
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eighthsage @eighthsage.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
•🎀♡~ꭻꮼꮪꭲ ᏽꮖꭱꮮꭹ ꭲꮖꮑᏽꮪ~♡⁠🎀• #girly #memes #memesky
I'd never date a man that didn't get called gay in middle schoolruins my mood when i say "girl" to a guy and he says "i'm not a girl" like damn baby girl relax fr
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eighthsage @eighthsage.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
How I get my #sports news. #knicks #basketball #meme #memesky
My citizen app telling me that 56 people were detained after the Knicks won.
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eighthsage @eighthsage.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
It's that time again, but hey a gig is a gig is a gig... #worksucks #capitalism #memesky
cvnty model disassociating in a parking garage(?), giving manic pixie dreamgirl in the best way: "fvcking hate when my job is like actually a job... like babe i thought this was a ki" nanoningen/anapoko's "An office lady I don't know" comic strip

An office lady is hunched over crying to an unsuspecting young girl: "NO! I DON'T WANT TO GO TO WORK!"

Girl going to or from school, phone in hand, just trying to get to her train: 
(・ั⁠﹏・ั;⁠)ゞ
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eighthsage @eighthsage.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
The modern-day version of "why settle for a piece of bread when you can have the whole bakery" is sexting before meeting irl. Because they will be satisfied with 1 goonage & then leave you on read forever as if you're begging for child support. Can y'all tell I'm tired? 😮‍💨👻🤡 #dating #memes #memesky
Lonely men are dying of thirst in the desert. Lonely women are dying of their surrounded by saltwater. Men look at women and say, "How can you claim to be thirsty? There's water everywhere!" 

A woman holding a door closed saying "I'm so lonely".

Men trying to bust into the door holding roses while saying things like "I'm a liberal, I just hate the wokes.", "You're not a feminist, are you?", "Will you be my trad wife?", "You're a 6, but you haven't hit the wall yet.", "Do you like Andrew Tate?", and "Here's my dick."OP: If men didn't exist who would protect you? 

Reply: protect me from who?
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eighthsage @eighthsage.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Criticizing politicians is bad apparently 🙄 #democrats #republicans #politics #meme #memesky
Me: "Fuck capitalism and imperialism."
Liberals: "so like this?"
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eighthsage @eighthsage.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
All #bi men to the front of the line! 👉🪧 #queersky #pride #memesky
Simpsons bus driver meme: "don't make me tap the sign" 

Taps: BI MEN EXIST!
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eighthsage @eighthsage.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Welcome to the June-ining. #Pride #RupaulsDragRace #queersky #memes
June Jambalaya entering the workroom on the Season 14, someone watching her entrance says, "Bitch, that's June".  Pride month is about inclusivity. Do we include them? 🤔

Some people pictured holding a rainbow Trump Pride flag (not sure if they are queer Republicans or are just showing pride for Trump).

Twitter community note: Trump has been systematically rolling back protections for the LGBTQIA+ community. 

monetxchange: "I'll include them in an ass whooping"
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eighthsage @eighthsage.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Just a reminder of what #pride is really about. Protests, marches, and fighting for more than JUST visibility. Let's advocate for #gay son, thot daughter (lol), and everything under the 2SLGBTQIA+ umbrella ☂️🌈 #queersky #activism #politics #AlphabetMafia
A black and white photo of parents marching in support of their gay children. The two most visible signs say, "I will not be a closet mother" and "I'm proud of my gay son".
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eighthsage @eighthsage.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Because Blue(no matter who)Sky really needs to see this. Read it and weep you sheep. #democrats #politics #memes #memesky
Democrats as Anakin: Republicans make things worse vote for us instead. 

The people as Padmé: so you will make life better over maintaining the status quo right?

Dems: ...

Us: Right???Democrats: puppet of big corp
Republicans: a cult

A new voter with two paths in front of themJohnny Akzam on Twitter: "I wish people would stop referring to @TheDemocrats as the Left. They're another part of the right wing. They just use different social issues to entrap voters.
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eighthsage @eighthsage.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
.⁠。⁠*⁠ꔛꕤ⊹꯱ׁׅ֒ᨵׁׅ ✿ ℘ꭈׁׅᨵׁׅυׁׅժׁׅ݊⊹ꕤꔛ*⁠。⁠. #charliekirk #meme #memesky
Congratulations to Charlie Kirk for not saying anything racist for 9 months. 

Charlie Kirk's face on King Von's body with an angelic, heaven motif in the background.
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eighthsage @eighthsage.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Me constantly quoting "uhhh did you like... see her thingies?" and mumbling "fire" under my breath in the style of Cornholio. #BeavisandButthead #cartoon #meme #memesky
THERE'S A BATTLE BETWEEN 2 WOLVES INSIDE ALL OF US I DIDN'T GET 2 WOLVES, I GOT THESE 2:

Beavis and Butthead on a couch pictured in my mind.
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eighthsage @eighthsage.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Good morning & a collective fuck #MemorialDay to you! Today our government pretends not to neglect #veterans per usual. ALL shade to Pete Shitseth, the #military industrial complex, predatory recruitment strats, & anyone who funnels tax dollars anywhere except education. kthxbai ✌🏽 #memesky
Me walking into Memorial Day weekend with ground beef sitting at $6.90 a pound: Krusty the Clown chugging six cans of Duff all at once
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eighthsage @eighthsage.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I'm not seeing enough discourse on #TheBoys like come onnn y'all it was a big show that actually had a pretty good series finale! I'm just over here hoping that Trumplander's storyline becomes a premonition 🥳 #meme #memesky
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eighthsage @eighthsage.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
True #leftists know that Butcher was right 👀👀👀 #TheBoys #politics #memesky
Butcher talking to Hughie, "As long as there's Vought, there'll be Supes."
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eighthsage @eighthsage.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Why did they have the least dynamic set as well??? Either way, I'm already living for Motha's looks and confessionals. @vivaciousnyc.bsky.social #dragrace #dragraceallstars
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eighthsage @eighthsage.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Happy #AAPI month and happy birthday to Yuri Kochiyama, a radical #CivilRights activist whose influence and work MUST be talked about alongside the likes of the Black Panthers, the Young Lords, and the Revolutionary #Communist Party✊🏽 #leftsky #asiansky
This image shows civil rights activist Yuri Kochiyama in her home, surrounded by materials related to her activism.Life magazine referred to her [Yuri Kochiyama] as "unidentified Asian woman."

01. Stood with Malcolm X and held him in her arms the day he was shot at the Audubon Ballroom, 1965. 

02. Fought alongside the Young Lords for Puerto Rican independence, joining the takeover of the Statue of Liberty in 1977. 

03. Helped win Japanese American redress - the 1988 federal apology and reparations for WWII incarceration she herself lived through.
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eighthsage @eighthsage.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
At like 9:32 to 10:56 @thekavernacle.bsky.social says "If you were an atheist at 16, you're either a skull measurer now or you're a communist" and all I can say is, "That tracks". 🫡⚒️😂 youtube.com/watch?v=eOD_... #atheist #communist #memesky
11-year-old me (as a wojack with a dumb propeller hat on) listening to System Of A Down's Toxicity on CD: I really like this album.

17 years later (dressed as a commie, likely in prison PJs or something) heavily armed and rarin' to go.
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eighthsage @eighthsage.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
This Carolina Amazonians United #union member, Mary Hill, is so close to reaching her retirement goal. Please donate and/or share this link to help her get the medical care she needs while continuing organizing from outside of the warehouse. gofund.me/f3e6eaab6 #FUCKBezos #MetGala2026 #Leftsky
gofund.me
Donate to Support Ma Mary! A Legend of the Southern Labor Movement, organized by M Smith
Mary “Ma Mary” Hill is the co-founder of CAUSE, the grassroots union… M Smith needs your support for Support Ma Mary! A Legend of the Southern Labor Movement
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