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EienAi

@eienai.bsky.social
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Your cosplay auntie. Occasional panelist and judge. 20+ yrs of cosplay, gaming, and nerd-speak avatar by @jenjenjenrose

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EienAi @eienai.bsky.social · 16h
The main thing that bothers me about going to the gym is the uselessness of the tasks you do there. Give me a gym where I am chopping wood for the neighborhood or some other task that gets something tangible done. Moving weight up down up down is so pointless and a waste of real energy.
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EienAi @eienai.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
And it's actually good for them. It has vitamins of course but the two kinds of fiber is great for their stomach. 😃
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EienAi @eienai.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I gave away all my fall resin charms... What will I do with all this glitter and mica? Oh noes, I guess I will have to make more.
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EienAi @eienai.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Manager: We want the Halloween soda theme "Thirsty for flesh" Artist: Thirsty, got it! Me in the store walking by: Why is the soda....sexy?
Lostboy looking vampire guy looking very...ready to feastWolfman looking at you from across the room. Jack-o-lantern smiling in a knowing way...
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EienAi @eienai.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The way these men were never sufficiently punished for the shit you know they did is why we are here. They don't get jail for hitting wives, their kids, assaulting bystanders, graping girlfriends, stealing charity funds, being racist. This is how we got here.
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EienAi @eienai.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hold up, I got a folder for this.
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EienAi @eienai.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Retro is having a moment. Someone just walked in with Reebok sneakers on. I hope velcro sneakers for adults come back unironically. Put some lights in those things too. Let's go all in.
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EienAi @eienai.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Standing in line next to flowers and I thought some close ups would make pretty phone wallpapers or lock screens. So grab em if you want em #photography
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EienAi @eienai.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Yes, that is exactly what I am talking about! These 00 babies are like whole people now. With like jobs and opinions and apartments and lived experiences. Man...
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EienAi @eienai.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Sometimes it strikes me that people who had kids in 2000 when I was in the middle of college (and kids were a huge NOPE at that stage).... Those kids are now just past college age. WTF time? You can't just be doing that.
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EienAi @eienai.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Yup I have always side eyed that type of advertisement. My dad imprinted on me the silliness of paying for a name and that spilled over to the silliness of "exclusivity." Unless it's spider silk harvested by nuns that live on a remote mountain where the spiders thrive ...the item isn't rare
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EienAi @eienai.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Power is back!! Snapping Shoals got it back on an full hour ahead of schedule. Nice work guys! Much appreciated.
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EienAi @eienai.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
A brief but intense storm came through late afternoon yesterday and knocked down a bunch of trees. It took the power and internet out for 450 people. It's been down 14 hrs and may not be up until midnight. Crew isn't here yet as they are probably scrambling to get to the other 500 and 300 nearby.
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Mondo™ @mondilator.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
god bless dragoncon
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EienAi @eienai.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Randomly went to the Star Trek sing-a-long and the production value was really fun. The actresses for Uhura and Chapel stood in the back and cheered on the performers.
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EienAi @eienai.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Its so hot, I was fanning myself with my hands and a random kind lady handed me a spare fan she had and disappeared into the crowd. People are so nice. #dragoncon
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EienAi @eienai.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Whew I had to switch shoes after 4 hours in Princess Leia. Leia now wears combat boots. 🙃
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EienAi @eienai.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Thank you! I had wanted to do it as soon as my natural hair grew out and finally sat down to sew it as soon as I could wear afro puffs.
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EienAi @eienai.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Guess what, I'll be at Dragoncon I know, surprise to me too. But Peter was asked to be a speaker and I was like, might as well go. I'm only there on Friday though so if you wanna be up in my face for some reason you have 11 hours to plan your approach. This is last min so I'll wear Princess Leia.
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EienAi @eienai.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The new tassels I made are now attached. Blouse is restored to its former glory. I usually keep it open for ostentatious collarbone display 😄
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Asher HELLbein @asherelbein.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Sorry Ms. Jackson (ooh)
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EienAi @eienai.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I have chosen a most excellent bag of potatoes for $5 10 whole pounds! It's weird and hobbit-ish to celebrate such a thing but it's such a good bag of potatoes I must tell people.
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EienAi @eienai.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
One of the chief reasons I want to start a garden is to do exactly this. I want to just hand over huge tomatoes, potatoes, berries, peppers, squash to neighbors and friends.
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EienAi @eienai.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
So yesterday we had a run off. The choices were a young highly educated teacher with progressive ideas vs. the daughter of the guy who stayed in office so long he died. (she said she planned to continue his work) I chose the teacher. The teacher won.
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EienAi @eienai.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I have a beautiful floaty embroidered blouse I splurged on holiday in Saint Martin years and years ago. Over the years it has lost its cute little tassels, and I am about to replace them. I just made some new ones out of embroidery floss.
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EienAi @eienai.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Ooooh. That makes total sense. Humans man.
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EienAi @eienai.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Pink hoodie is now a vest too. Very glad to have her in the rotation now. So cute!
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EienAi @eienai.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Why is Rhode Island not just Connecticut or Massachusetts? Was there some serious bad blood between brothers? Did some lady piss off some other lady and want to live in another state? What happened?
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EienAi @eienai.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
That is my understanding of the show as well.
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EienAi @eienai.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I suddenly feel the need to make something with lots of cool zippers on it. I can haaaate making it but then love how it looks. Zippers can be the devil for no reason.
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EienAi @eienai.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Cat: Good afternoon Janice, Herb, and Charlotte. I see it's time for our afternoon constitutional. Right, shall we go?
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EienAi @eienai.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Majority of dudes suffer from "I'm only nice if I want to F her" It colors all aspects of their lives and they really really don't see it as abnormal to be unable to be nice unless they get something from a woman.
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EienAi @eienai.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
80% sure it was D cause I have childhood memories of the rest.
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EienAi @eienai.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
It is 91°F outside. Clothing was a mistake.
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EienAi @eienai.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Boost boost boost!
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EienAi @eienai.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The local sushi bar was closing and I watched the wait staff scramble over to the conveyor belt to snag their faves. I was like "Oh can I have one?" And the wait staff ran over and gave me two plates. Free sushi! Was good.
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EienAi @eienai.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
The cat caught a snake. I was about to go to bed when I saw it in the living room. I made a noise you know I made and then caught it in a tupperware container. Took it back outside.
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EienAi @eienai.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Lichen 7th grade I thought it was lie-chen There is no freaking K in that word to make it sound how it is really pronounced. Nooo, doesn't haunt me at alllll. No sir.
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EienAi @eienai.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Oh boy, did I have to create a defense mechanism for that. I made sure to use those same words in my daily speech so they would know it was me. My little girl ego wanted them to know.
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EienAi @eienai.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Turns out it is very hard to take a good photo of a wallet chain that doesn't involve my butt. So I put it on my dressform so you can see how it hangs. I'm very happy with it. It is so sparkly and the celestial rockstar theme gives whimsy with a little rebellion mixed in.
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EienAi @eienai.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Another cat brushed all up against my socks earlier tonight. I thought I got away with it but now my cat has caught the scent and is VERY interested in "why the fuck does my sock smell like that?" I am preparing myself for a subtle claw.
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EienAi @eienai.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Today a young miss was being told by a man that she should have babies of her own. I looked over and said, "Do not give your 20s to a man." She gave me the finger claps. The kids, they might just be alright. @burbnbougie.bsky.social
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EienAi @eienai.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I said what I said.
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EienAi @eienai.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
About to make the girliest wallet chain. Resin charms I made with pink mica and glitter.
A line of pink resin charms with a moon, heart, clover, star.
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EienAi @eienai.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Happy Stay Day for those who celebrate. Eat some cake, watch a live, plan your concert fit, listen to the mix tape, crash out over concert vids, enjoy some of the greenest flags to ever exist. #StrayKids #Stay8thBirthday
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EienAi @eienai.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Wtf, I stopped using Twitter months and months ago. I was signed out and deleted the app off my phone. I reboot, and the app is back and I am signed in. What in the world.
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EienAi @eienai.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I think this fall is going to be very maroon and chocolate brown for me.
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EienAi @eienai.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I remember that! I don't recall the brand but it was also a WTF.
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EienAi @eienai.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
The other day I realized one of my costumes could legally be in college now. So I feel you.
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EienAi @eienai.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Balenciaga, baby please don't make me laugh in your whole face. These clips are .33¢ Charging folks $350 😄😂😄😂😄 gtfo
Plain ass pink snap hair clips from Balenciaga cost more than a car payment.  Let's point and laugh. These cost $6 for a set of 12 at your local beauty supply store.
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