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That DPI non-call was fucking ridiculous.

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Man. This Bengals game has been really deflating. Being down two big names in the secondary and both WR1 and WR 2 is brutal. And now Tee Higgins is down. This feels like an avalanche of misery.

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That feels like game over for the Bengals. With more than 6 minutes to go, it just feels like we can stick a fork in them.

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Burrow seems off somehow today.

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This Bengals team is weird. When they're winning, it often feels like they're losing and, when they're losing, it feels like they can win.

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That red zone interception was ugly.

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Jet sweeps rarely seem to work for the Bengals.

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The Jaguars just look like the better team right now. The Bengals have not looked particularly bad, but they do not look good.

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That facemark on Ja'Marr Chase was brutal. It was horrible to watch the replay. I hope he's okay.

2026: The Bengals really need to win this game to...keep pace with...THE BROWNS.

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3rd-and-18? Awesome. Giving up 23 yards on that 3rd-and-18? Not so awesome.

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The Bengals "trusting their defense" feels like a new development, isn't it? Having a solid, field-flipping punter in Ryan Rehkow certainly helps, too.

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Anytime I see or hear someone refer to themselves as a MILF or DILF or some other IFLy monicker, the grammarian in me is, like, "shouldn't that be 'MYLF?" Otherwise, I mean, the implication is...different...

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Erik @egveitikkje.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The Bengals are precariously thin at safety today...

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Grocery prices go up, self checkout becomes more common, and cashiers become less common. Supermarkets are following the airline model of doing everything to make people uncomfortable.

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That was a bad fumble, but special teams lost the game today.

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What a sad way to end the game. Jesus.

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Sexy Dexy making his presence felt.

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My god. What the hell, Bengals?

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Dear Bengals, Please don't lose another game in which you score 33 or more points. Love, Your Fans

Good lord. The Bengals defense REALLY came through there. Big time.

Jesus. Special teams is killing the Bengals today.

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Okay. That Gesicki TD was pretty wonderful.

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Roughing the punter leads to 7 points. An absolutely devastating turn.

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This game better be a wake-up call for the Bengals.

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This is one of those games where a lead for the Bengals still feels like they're losing.

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That roughing the kicker penalty fucking KILLED the Bengals. Jesus. What a stupid play.

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My God. The 2026 Bengals are looking like last year's squad. Great offense and a nearly non-existent defense.

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This Steelers game has got to be a wake up call. Halftime adjustments HAVE to be coming.

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It took the Bengals until halfway through the second quarter to force a 4th down. Ouch.

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All we need now is for it to get chippy.

When the Bengals' defense looks leaky, I just call it an "Al Golden Shower."

Right now, we need, like, a 99 yard pick-six or something.

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Ewww. "On The Field, Sponsored By ChatGPT."

Al Golden really needs to make some BIG adjustments. This is getting ridiculous.

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The Steelers' offense looks unstoppable right now.

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Okay. That Bengals drive looked REALLY good. Exactly the way to answer Rodgers's masterclass on the Steelers' opening drive.

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Seriously. Rodgers and the Steelers cut through the Bengals defense like a hot knife through soft butter. That has GOT to change or else this will be a looooooong day for my team.

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The Steelers looked dangerous as hell on that first drive. Jesus.

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Commentators: Rodgers and the Steelers are really struggling thus year. Steelers: Gash the Bengals for 31 yards on the first play. Ugh.

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Do they forgot or do they simply believe what they want to believe?

Erik @egveitikkje.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

With the Bengals game on today, I can pause my marathon grading session. #academicsky #EduSky #Bengals

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The Venn diagram of men who trashed the WNBA for years and men who are deeply concerned about trans women athletes destroying women’s sports is very nearly a perfect circle.