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Ego @egonomadic.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
when its midnight and youre ready for bed but youre definitely gonna have to sleep on the couch
blonde french bulldog completely dead weight zonked out on my chest and im going nowhere
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Ego @egonomadic.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
this is not a dog this is a goblin
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Ego @egonomadic.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
planet on empty backdrop with the text "but...the future refused to change."
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Ego @egonomadic.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
i did one (1) art but as you can see did zero (0) direction-following
seven square paintings. six of them are various takes on a pond with their own nuances. the seventh is a round and grumpy desert rain frog with a cartoonish thick black outline on a very pink background
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Ego @egonomadic.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Important update
Squished sleepy French bulldog face close up
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Ego @egonomadic.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
I wish Sleepy Peach made Frenchie sweaters
Sassy and alert French bulldog on the couch wearing a striped dog sweater
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Ego @egonomadic.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
The only dog I want is the dog who looks like this after playing rigorously for 15 minutes
French bulldog in a sweater passed out sprawled out on a hardwood floor
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Ego @egonomadic.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Light fawn French bulldog wearing a sweater resting her face on a man's leg
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Ego @egonomadic.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Made myself a Blanco tequila martini with jalapeno stuffed olives, jamon beurre, and bread and butter with strawberry jam for an early mother's Day treat 😁
Bread and butter with cracked pepper, parma ham, bread and butter with strawberry preserves, and a martini in a green goblet
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Ego @egonomadic.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
YOU GUYS AGGIE FINALLY WOKE UP why does brumating last for goddamned ever, I always think she's dying every year
Bearded dragon in enclosure cautiously eying a makeshift salad of various greens, cucumber, blueberries, and strawberries
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Ego @egonomadic.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Pizza pizza
Little Caesars mascot
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Ego @egonomadic.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
She's on a donut, please clap
Small brown cat staring at camera perched on top a huuuuge squishmallow pączki
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Ego @egonomadic.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Boy was I in love with her when I was a senior in high school.
Big fluffy blonde wig on despondent model in mr. Bright side music video by the killers
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Ego @egonomadic.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
New record just dropped
Wooden cabinet drawer with a hand written label on it that reads "urine hats"
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Ego @egonomadic.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Ego-coded characters
Laios from Delicious In Dungeon looking blissfully unaware and singleminded Pilar Ternera looking resigned to the fate of MacondoUntitled Goose honking mercilessly at a child locked in a phone boothKate McKinnon looking hot as hell as Egon in Ghostbusters
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Ego @egonomadic.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
She did it she did the thing
Brown striped cat staring ahead with pink tongue stuck out just a littleBrown striped cat looking to the side thoughtfully with pink tongue stuck out just a littleBrown striped cat looking idk a little deranged but relaxed with her tongue stuck out just a littleBrown striped cat starting to doze off relaxing on a purple couch and her pink tongue stuck out just a little
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Ego @egonomadic.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Idk man this one did it for me
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Ego @egonomadic.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Naji seriously wtf are you doing to your neck and why are you so huge
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Ego @egonomadic.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Despite all my rage
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Ego @egonomadic.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
What genre is the doors of perception by Aldous Huxley? When my husband and I get bored we try to hypothesize about whether naji experiences the world at .3 or 3x speed.
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Ego @egonomadic.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Diamond painting is the most soothing art-adjacent pastime and that's all there is to it.
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Ego @egonomadic.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Cuba, 1962 by Ai
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Ego @egonomadic.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Me:
Work Teams screencap with laughing emoji react that reads "inside me there are two wolves" with a picture of Robbie rotten and the perfection boardgame commercial guy side by side. Notably they both have huge prosthetic chins. Robbie looks menacing, perfection guy has gameshow host energy.
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Ego @egonomadic.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
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Ego @egonomadic.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
Inside me there are two wolves
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Ego @egonomadic.bsky.social · 15/09/2024
Aggie scrambles at the door wall. She now understands she is still a prisoner and has only escaped to a larger tank.
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Ego @egonomadic.bsky.social · 12/09/2024
Reminds me of the funny parts of walking practice
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Ego @egonomadic.bsky.social · 01/08/2024
Honestly any of the snowmen ones, but the car accident with onlookers is 10/10
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Ego @egonomadic.bsky.social · 29/07/2024
Nose
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Ego @egonomadic.bsky.social · 24/07/2024
Why yes, actually
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Ego @egonomadic.bsky.social · 24/07/2024
Someone drew this rat on the whiteboard at work and then later someone else drew a wilty tulip in its little rat hand
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Ego @egonomadic.bsky.social · 26/01/2024
My 11 year old texted me this and I don't know whether to feel entertained or concerned, but either way, very good clown and meatcake.
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