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Eggsy McGee

@eggsymcgee.bsky.social
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I’m a random weirdo on the internet.

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Eggsy McGee @eggsymcgee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
One time I spent an hour scouring my house for my cellphone, gave up, and sat heavily on the couch. At which point I felt the cellphone in my back pocket.
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Eggsy McGee @eggsymcgee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I think that’s an affirmative
A screenshot of my Bluesky feed. A photo of a sunset in NYC is directly a skeet from Jerry: “hey does anyone on this website know if the sun is setting in new york city”
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Eggsy McGee @eggsymcgee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I feel you. I grew up having Mrs. Weiss chicken flavor old fashioned noodle soup mix when I was sick (pic below). I cannot find it in stores near me and I have failed to find anywhere that can ship this exact soup.
A yellow box of Mrs Weiss chicken noodle soup mix.
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Eggsy McGee @eggsymcgee.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
No better time to shout about something than when AI doomsday keeps hitting headlines and everyone in power just buys more stock in AI doomsday businesses
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Eggsy McGee @eggsymcgee.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
After a lifetime of no gardening interests, I started and maintain a mediocre vegetable garden
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Eggsy McGee @eggsymcgee.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
“I’m going to defenestrate an entire group of people in an attempt to woo voters who will never choose me.”
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Eggsy McGee @eggsymcgee.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The Unbearable Weight of Leaking Water/Sewer Infrastructure. @neorsd.org might have some pro-tips
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Eggsy McGee @eggsymcgee.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I was diagnosed at 34 with leiomyosarcoma. It was lodged in my shoulder muscle and even though they thought it was a cyst, I insisted they remove the cyst. They tested it and then went back in and took the entire shoulder muscle.
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Eggsy McGee @eggsymcgee.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Julius cat toy rating: Yarn ball contains string, rolls across floor, and can be bit / kicked. 4 out of 4 paws + 1 chomp
A light orange cat lays on his side while playing with a cat toy shaped like a yarn ball. It is not an actual ball of yarn, it is rated for cats. 
He is curled around the yarn ball with all four paws on the toy. He is also biting it.
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Eggsy McGee @eggsymcgee.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Rand McNally is always riding in my car randpublishing.com/categories/r...
randpublishing.com
Road Atlas USA: Nationwide Guide | Rand McNally Publishing
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Eggsy McGee @eggsymcgee.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
My husband insisted on buying me a gift as a “thank you”. I refused but he told me it was important to him. I picked a $100 ring that I wear every day to remind me that he’s here, because he bought this ring. So he’s definitely still here and I’m hallucinating. 4/?
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Eggsy McGee @eggsymcgee.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The doctors and nurses and paramedics saved his life and also his Quality of life. He has made such an amazing recovery, thanks to them. I can never thank them enough, though I will keep trying. 3/?
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Eggsy McGee @eggsymcgee.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I panicked when it happened. My hands were shaking so much that Siri had to dial 911 for me. I didn’t start CPR because I thought he was breathing, but it was his body trying and failing to breathe. All I can think of on repeat is “I should have done more”. I have a lot of guilt. 2/?
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Eggsy McGee @eggsymcgee.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
this is peak hollypants
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Eggsy McGee @eggsymcgee.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
At this point it feels like they’re cherry-picking villain tactics directly from fictional dystopian worlds.
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Eggsy McGee @eggsymcgee.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Brigsby shoe rating: uncomfortable to lay on and barely worn. 1 out of 4 paws.
An orange and white cat lays on his side. His head is barely resting against one shoe and a paw is lightly touching the other. The shoes are a pair of high heels. The cat looks uncomfortable and slightly disturbed.
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Eggsy McGee @eggsymcgee.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Reminds me of the time that my grandma accused someone of sneaking into her room at night to steal her Cheez Whiz.
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Eggsy McGee @eggsymcgee.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I’m an accountant, this reply warms my dead heart
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Eggsy McGee @eggsymcgee.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
No cheating. Share the last photo of the sky from your photo roll.
The sunset on Lake Erie. Taken on the Goodtime III tour in Cleveland, OH
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rot economy critic @rotonomics.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I badly need #7 to win
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Eggsy McGee @eggsymcgee.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
What we all should be fearing is when the MS Excel vs Google Sheets war goes from cold to hot.
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Eggsy McGee @eggsymcgee.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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Eggsy McGee @eggsymcgee.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
that is sick as hell
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Eggsy McGee @eggsymcgee.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
His books were weird and funny and fun to read. The poems in this book made me feel like I wasn’t weird alone. “A Light in the Attic“ was my first Shel Silverstein book, and my favorite.
The cover art for “A Light in the Attic” by Shel Silverstein
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Eggsy McGee @eggsymcgee.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Meowdor calls for aid and Meowhan will answer
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Eggsy McGee @eggsymcgee.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
The Brave Little Tailor is based on Brigsby. Happy International Cat Day on Caturday
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Eggsy McGee @eggsymcgee.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Tonight’s vibe. his: Dungeon Crawler Carl by Matt Dinniman; mine: The Fifth Season by N.K. Jemisin
The foreground is the beginning of the NK Jemisin book and in the background the person is reading Matt Dinniman. The person’s face is obscured by an emoji. 
A fireplace table is between the two books/readers
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Eggsy McGee @eggsymcgee.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
A repurposed Crown Royal bag from a bottle no one remembers drinking
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Eggsy McGee @eggsymcgee.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
B Major is the foundation of the universe. E major is pretty. C# major can fuck itself
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Eggsy McGee @eggsymcgee.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Living in Ohio can be dark but we have NEORSD to light our (water)way. My #Sewerdle score 3/5 🟩 ⬛ 🟨 ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ 🟨 ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ 🟩 🟩 🟩 🟩 🟩
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Eggsy McGee @eggsymcgee.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Fizzgig was busy today #tortoise
a tortoise pokes his head around the corner - he looks sassyA tortoise is in the front yard with a yellow leash on. He is eating the lawn
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Eggsy McGee @eggsymcgee.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Film you’ve watched more than six times Hard Mode : No Star Trek, Star wars, LOTR, any Marvel, Disney or Ghibli
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the mummy books GIF - Find & Share on GIPHY
Discover & share this the mummy books GIF with everyone you know. GIPHY is how you search, share, discover, and create GIFs.
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Eggsy McGee @eggsymcgee.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
My neighbor brought their dog by to say hi. This is Georgie and she is an angel.
an adorable young dog lays in the grass, looking towards the camera. His tongue is hanging out of him mouth and it makes him look like he’s smiling
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Eggsy McGee @eggsymcgee.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
The Persistence of Memory @gamechanger.dropout.tv
Zac Oyama, inside the soundproof fart booth, shows us a picture on a tiny canvas.
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Eggsy McGee @eggsymcgee.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Brigsby is obsessed with my feet and loves to commune with my shoes.
An orange and white cat is laying on the ground, his head resting on a sandalA close up of an orange and white cat, nearly asleep with his head resting on a sandal
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Eggsy McGee @eggsymcgee.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Fizzgig finally has the digs he always deserved #tortoise #redfootedtortoise
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
A Letterboxd list titled "John Leguizamo warns the villain against abusing the hero's dog" comprising John Wick and The Odyssey
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Eggsy McGee @eggsymcgee.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Welp. That was certainly a speech.
An orange cat sits on a tree branch and looks into the distance with a look of great apprehension. The text on the photo says “Hang in There”.
The cat’s name is Julius, he is very orange-brained and tends to be afraid of everything. What’s admirable about him is that when he is worried about something, which is often, he tends to run at it while singing the song of his people. 
I just feel like he’s very much a vibe right now.
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anti-zionist dog 🇵🇸 @puppydoggaming.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious
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Eggsy McGee @eggsymcgee.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
🐝 Receipts: www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
theguardian.com
‘She’s opening the bees!’ US beekeeper jailed for trying to save friend from eviction
Massachusetts woman set swarms of insects on sheriff’s deputies attempting to evict elderly man with cancer
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Eggsy McGee @eggsymcgee.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
🎵 Thank you for bee-ing a friend 🎵 🐝
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Eggsy McGee @eggsymcgee.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
ekekekekek #cat #caturday
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Eggsy McGee @eggsymcgee.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
You tell those birds, Brigsby #cat
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Eggsy McGee @eggsymcgee.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Some tilt at windmills. Brigsby rabbit kicks the cat furniture. He is camera shy so I filmed this super zoomed in and over my shoulder. Hence the shaky cam.
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Eggsy McGee @eggsymcgee.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
On Tuesday, trying to find a protest or vigil, I heard the news that our war-criminal president had backed off. Finding nothing to join, I went to a local park, watched the sunset, and wept in relief.
A photo of the sunset. A couple is in the distance, watching the sunset together.
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Eggsy McGee @eggsymcgee.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Depends on if it’s Peek n Peak or Holiday Valley
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Eggsy McGee @eggsymcgee.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Actually never mind, there *is* sound. The universe has blessed us with his dulcet “ahhhhh!!!!” I spent a decent few minutes creating alt text for this video and it disappeared when I posted it. I tried but I’m middle aged, I’m sorry.
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Eggsy McGee @eggsymcgee.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Anyhow, here’s my cat screaming at his own existence. Super relatable, buddy. (it’s not you, there’s no sound)
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Eggsy McGee @eggsymcgee.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Not that I’ve ever understood our obsession with war instead of good works, or been ok with my tax dollars being thrown at it, but what a waste of fucking lives and money.
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