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🏃🏻‍♀️💨swift as a coursing 🌊river🌊 with all the force💥💥of a great typhoon🌪💦 with all the 💪🏼💪🏼 of a raging 😈🔥 fire mysterious👀 as the 🌒dark🌘side of the m🌚🌝n ( 31 | she/her | ncl )

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egg @eggsist.swifties.social · 9h
does anyone else remember same old brand new you by british norwegian boy band A1. what a bop
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egg @eggsist.swifties.social · 11h
LMAO why did she do you like that
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egg @eggsist.swifties.social · 16h
as you should!!
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egg @eggsist.swifties.social · 19h
not sure if you knew but your hologram stumbled into my apartment last night
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egg @eggsist.swifties.social · 23h
hearing patient zero on the radio for the first time while setting up the lab what a vibe
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egg @eggsist.swifties.social · 11/10/2026
thank you darling!! what an iconic city so glad taybrina chose to name it 💗
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egg @eggsist.swifties.social · 11/10/2026
thank you so much waaa 🥰❤️
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egg @eggsist.swifties.social · 11/10/2026
thank you!! we have mr egg to thank for his dedication to the cause of being an instagram husband
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egg @eggsist.swifties.social · 11/10/2026
thank you!! it worked out well considering i packed the morning of the flight LMAO
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egg @eggsist.swifties.social · 11/10/2026
hello i am at the airport paris was stunnin!! here is the paris by taylor swift content xoxo
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egg @eggsist.swifties.social · 10/10/2026
gonna release at the same time as taylor so she can block me from number 1 😍😍
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egg @eggsist.swifties.social · 10/10/2026
you are a STAR 🫶🏼🫶🏼
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egg @eggsist.swifties.social · 10/10/2026
i nibbled a little here
me outside le relaise de l’entrecôte in paris. i’m in a black mini dress and holding a small red handbag flashing a peace sign and sticking my tongue out playfully.another photo outside the restaurant but my back is turned to the camera. there is a slight long exposure blurred effect
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egg @eggsist.swifties.social · 09/10/2026
no i fear im the exact same like if you’re on a quiz you’re smart so like cool they’re all smart whatever but who out here being smart and delicious
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egg @eggsist.swifties.social · 08/10/2026
i am in paris i am about to get a lot of paris by taylor swift content TRUST
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egg @eggsist.swifties.social · 07/10/2026
the speed my head whipped when mr egg said “she’s peng” and i looked to see goldsmith’s captain is called peng. she is also very pretty tho
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egg @eggsist.swifties.social · 07/10/2026
now catching up with this week’s uni challenge and torn between rooting for the very northern glasgow team or the all girl goldsmiths team
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egg @eggsist.swifties.social · 07/10/2026
catching up on monday’s only connect and have been jumpscared by “bat semen” being on the connections wall
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egg @eggsist.swifties.social · 07/10/2026
im actually so serious when i say we need father figure as a single right now like RIGHT NOW taylor PLEASE
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egg @eggsist.swifties.social · 07/10/2026
has anyone else seen that clip of lady gaga saying "i smell marijuanaaa" in a singsong voice at her show cos i fear its entering my list of life altering vocal stims promptly
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egg @eggsist.swifties.social · 07/10/2026
realising robert smith is actually technically on here twice
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egg @eggsist.swifties.social · 06/10/2026
“are you gay?” “uhh just english” excellent phenomenal legendary no notes
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egg @eggsist.swifties.social · 06/10/2026
rewatching the iconic wild child and all these years i’ve remembered the scene where they get changed and walk into prom to ida corr’s let me think about it as having a scottish accent saying “okay poppy let’s get ready” but it’s actually let’s get FREDDIE as in the main love interest omg the layers
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egg @eggsist.swifties.social · 06/10/2026
we open with kristen wiig singing along to adela’s nicole kidman. the camera is passed on to pedro pascal for the “my tits are sitting right” line before dua lipa takes over. she captures the three of them in one shot before panning to reveal none other than nicole kidman herself.… wow cinema
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egg @eggsist.swifties.social · 06/10/2026
now listening to wow by kylie minogue and oh my god it’s so serious im getting a little emotional actually kylie is just such a good person
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egg @eggsist.swifties.social · 06/10/2026
of my many peers born in 1993 it really doesn’t feel like any of them should be the same age as bts yoongi
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egg @eggsist.swifties.social · 06/10/2026
jai ho! (you are my destiny) randomly entering my mind space right now… wow life can be so magical
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SukeP(すけぴー) @monsterofsukep.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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egg @eggsist.swifties.social · 04/10/2026
stupid song crowd interaction being lost so early in the game cos people can’t help being weird lemme go lie on the concrete and lament for a moment
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egg @eggsist.swifties.social · 04/10/2026
228 lizzy plays is so real
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egg @eggsist.swifties.social · 03/10/2026
“but eevee is so small and innocent. not like that slut vaporeon” - mr egg
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egg @eggsist.swifties.social · 03/10/2026
at a surprise 30th for a friend and the venue has very showgirl coded decor hehe
inside a microbrewery/pub where orange, cream and gold fringe is hanging from the ceiling
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egg @eggsist.swifties.social · 03/10/2026
omg you ANGEL hehe thank u 🥰🥰
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egg @eggsist.swifties.social · 03/10/2026
happy 1 year of showgirl, had to wear the cardigan of course ❤️‍🔥
me wearing dungarees and the life of a showgirl orange cardigan
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egg @eggsist.swifties.social · 03/10/2026
WAHOO happy birthday!!!!
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egg @eggsist.swifties.social · 02/10/2026
i am on my knees
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egg @eggsist.swifties.social · 01/10/2026
pretty as a picture that you didn’t post 🫶🏼
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egg @eggsist.swifties.social · 01/10/2026
i think spooky/halloween songs should be getting the same treatment as christmas songs like why isnt things that go bump in the night by allstars reaching number 1 every october
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egg @eggsist.swifties.social · 30/09/2026
wow this was hard to pick actually!! my 9 albums 💿💿💿 www.my9albums.com
my 9 albums

speak now by taylor swift
melodrama by lorde
blink 182 self titled album
born to die by lana del rey
evermore by taylor swift 
songs about jane by maroon 5
let go by avril lavigne
the rise and fall of a midwest princess by chappell roan
you seem pretty sad for a girl so in love by olivia rodrigo
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egg @eggsist.swifties.social · 30/09/2026
thank u for this
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egg @eggsist.swifties.social · 30/09/2026
my friends refusing to believe me in case i’m wrong is frying me lmao. also we were dressed as the 4 re-records hehe but of course edinburgh in june was freezing so we needed the merch on promptly
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egg @eggsist.swifties.social · 30/09/2026
need everyone to know that i am excellent in a music round of a quiz as evidenced by me clocking haunted in the first few piano chords at edinburgh night 3
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egg @eggsist.swifties.social · 30/09/2026
woah EXACTLY omg… our minds
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egg @eggsist.swifties.social · 30/09/2026
can i be sabrina carpenter kissing sabrina carpenter (i would also kiss jenna ortega)
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egg @eggsist.swifties.social · 30/09/2026
my personal vows of silence last no longer than like an hour
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egg @eggsist.swifties.social · 30/09/2026
was about to say i wish i could experience hearing “i knew you tried to change the ending, peter losing wendy” again for the first time but it actually still hits like crack every time
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egg @eggsist.swifties.social · 29/09/2026
like how chic would this be in a living room?
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egg @eggsist.swifties.social · 29/09/2026
incredible things are happening on facebook marketplace
facebook marketplace listening for “lner first class head pillow”. presumably stolen from an lner train.
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egg @eggsist.swifties.social · 29/09/2026
need more images of this genre
olivia rodrigo jumping on stage on the unraveled tour in a white dress. the screen behind her shows her face screamingolivia rodrigo jumping on stage with a shocked face on the guts tour in a white vest that says “2003 baby”. the screen behind her shows her face screaming
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egg @eggsist.swifties.social · 28/09/2026
for the number of times has taylor has sang about her insecurity around other women during the 6 years with That Man its baffling for people to be like "shock... is she implying he cheated?!" like i fear she's been telling us for years
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