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🏃🏻‍♀️💨swift as a coursing 🌊river🌊 with all the force💥💥of a great typhoon🌪💦 with all the 💪🏼💪🏼 of a raging 😈🔥 fire mysterious👀 as the 🌒dark🌘side of the m🌚🌝n ( 31 | she/her | ncl )

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egg @eggsist.bsky.social · 16h
pretty as a picture that you didn’t post 🫶🏼
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egg @eggsist.bsky.social · 20h
i think spooky/halloween songs should be getting the same treatment as christmas songs like why isnt things that go bump in the night by allstars reaching number 1 every october
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egg @eggsist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
wow this was hard to pick actually!! my 9 albums 💿💿💿 www.my9albums.com
my 9 albums

speak now by taylor swift
melodrama by lorde
blink 182 self titled album
born to die by lana del rey
evermore by taylor swift 
songs about jane by maroon 5
let go by avril lavigne
the rise and fall of a midwest princess by chappell roan
you seem pretty sad for a girl so in love by olivia rodrigo
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egg @eggsist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
need everyone to know that i am excellent in a music round of a quiz as evidenced by me clocking haunted in the first few piano chords at edinburgh night 3
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egg @eggsist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
my personal vows of silence last no longer than like an hour
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egg @eggsist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
was about to say i wish i could experience hearing “i knew you tried to change the ending, peter losing wendy” again for the first time but it actually still hits like crack every time
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egg @eggsist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
incredible things are happening on facebook marketplace
facebook marketplace listening for “lner first class head pillow”. presumably stolen from an lner train.
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egg @eggsist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
need more images of this genre
olivia rodrigo jumping on stage on the unraveled tour in a white dress. the screen behind her shows her face screamingolivia rodrigo jumping on stage with a shocked face on the guts tour in a white vest that says “2003 baby”. the screen behind her shows her face screaming
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egg @eggsist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
for the number of times has taylor has sang about her insecurity around other women during the 6 years with That Man its baffling for people to be like "shock... is she implying he cheated?!" like i fear she's been telling us for years
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egg @eggsist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
waittttt from the vineyard being code for cara delevingne
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egg @eggsist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i have this thing where i like to pair pop girl award show looks with pokemon so here’s taylor with registeel lol. i’ll maybe post a polished version of this eventually but don’t hold me to it!!!! #pokemon #taylorswift #vmas
drawing of taylor swift at the 2026 vmas in a black top and silver skirt. she’s holding a pokeball and registeel stands behind her.
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egg @eggsist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
taylor dedicating her vma to dolly parton 😭😭😭😭 i wasn’t expecting this omg my tears rn lmao
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egg @eggsist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
taylor in a pool god please you need to hold me back
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egg @eggsist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
this is the most slavic doll that taylor’s looked in years wow we’re so well fed tonight
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egg @eggsist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
lord
taylor swift at the vmas in a black halter top and silver glittery long skirt
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egg @eggsist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
nobody talking shit about babylon cos that’s pure swiftian excellence!!!!!!
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egg @eggsist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
who out here shaking ass to patient zero
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egg @eggsist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
gonna rewatch the notebook this weekend and oh my godddd bark bark bark bARK BARK BARK
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egg @eggsist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
and i swear to god to this day i wake up scared that i left scars on a good person
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egg @eggsist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
everyone dogging on cleveland! for being unserious meanwhile im upset at her saying “i can see what they mean” about all the nasty shit people say about her even tho it’s unserious omg baby don’t talk about yourself like that!!!!!!!!
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egg @eggsist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
a little convinced that she was happy to let things be with so long london and then joe alwyn’s little dating pr stunts did in fact strike a nerve and she thought alright fuck you then. valid tbh
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egg @eggsist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
pink clouding lyrics really hitting but i can’t lie i need some antonoff production on it STAT
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egg @eggsist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
hate that gaylorism is so deranged cos the idea of taylor making an open invite to all the girls previously burned by the same man is so 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ like it could be fun but nooo you freaks have to ardently denounce every straight relationship she’s ever had in favour of wonderbread fuckass karlie kloss
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ebony ❤️‍🔥 @stillgotscars.swifties.social · 25/09/2026
“and when you saw another woman coming out of his place” [gunshots] “he’s bathing in your reflected light, on a free solo social climb” [car crash][people screaming] “take it from someone who said all of this to his face” [hunger games cannon]
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egg @eggsist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you know i hate a london boy
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egg @eggsist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i personally think it reads clearly that cleveland! is directed quite specifically at all the horrible football fans that have their shit to say about taylor so if it somehow strikes a nerve idk that says more about u lol
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egg @eggsist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
incredible for taylor to be like all these british boys SUCKED they all made me HATE MY LIFE but not tom that was my bad actually
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egg @eggsist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the patient zero bridge oh my god
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egg @eggsist.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
say you’ll be mine by steps you are so dear to me
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egg @eggsist.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
thinking
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egg @eggsist.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
when you're about to orgasm but you're sentimental and start to get sad that the sex might be over soon
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egg @eggsist.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
you seem pretty tortured poet for a (show)girl so in a different album cycle
a still from taylor swift's music video teaser. taylor and dakota johnson appear to be mirror images of each other stood at what looks like a bathroom sink
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egg @eggsist.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
its giving tears for fears dont make me explain
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egg @eggsist.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
oh my god she really did it again
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egg @eggsist.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
everyone's jumping on the austin abrams train now but i've been chugging since paper towns (2015), dash & lily's book of dares (2020) and of COURSE do revenge (2022)
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egg @eggsist.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
mr egg made me a strawberry parfait for lunch i am girl who is going to be okay
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egg @eggsist.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
TAYLOR SWIFT WHAT THE FUCK
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egg @eggsist.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
me at my university job
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egg @eggsist.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
taylor's replacing Os with 0s
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egg @eggsist.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
omg currently feeling garbage from pms and being full of cold and jealousy jealousy started playing on shuffle and its really hitting like TALK YOUR SHIT OLIVIAAAA
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someone who might know @lightsofmanhattan.swifties.social · 21/09/2026
evergreen
the Fearless Taylor's Version album cover (tan letters on brown background) but it is cropped to just say FEAR TAYLOR
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egg @eggsist.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
manis like terang bulan immediately becoming an all timer lyric For Me
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egg @eggsist.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
now listening to island girl by no na UDAH SIAP BELOM
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Free Cats Daily😻 @freecatsdaily.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A purr fect cat fusion has been discovered #Cat #Caturday
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egg @eggsist.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
really struggling with all the yanks on uni chall
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egg @eggsist.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
another hard cut to me stunned that Boom! ono and Crash! mat didn’t end up being Bono and Cmat as in irish musical artists #onlyconnect
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egg @eggsist.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
hard cut to me screaming at the tv cos neither team got the JKLM units sequence #onlyconnect
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egg @eggsist.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
thought it was really bold of pokemon to release a lucario choker and then thought oh wait maybe its an actual pet collar and then i actually just read it and its in fact a bracelet
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egg @eggsist.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
howlin cos my colleague was trying to describe a comedian by saying "he's blond and looks like a shark" and me and my other colleague immediately knew he meant rob beckett
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egg @eggsist.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
had a sex dream about an ex and then he messaged me this morning
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